Mr House - Tumblr Posts

Falloutober day 1 and 2 merge!
1.War Never changes
2.neon
Actually so incredibly happy with this, Darla my courier casually playing game night there’s symbolism somewhere when your the only head of house left able to win anyway

She’s just so incredibly mesmerising to me sorry
me, trying to play for Caesar's legion: - okay, we need to destroy securitrons and kill mr. house. eaasy~ *house says how I've disappointed him and ruined the great future he's been preparing for Vegas for the last 200 years* me crying loudly: forget it! ITs MY DaD I CAnt
mr house when you have a snow globe for some fucking reason:

The tension between the kings and mr house becomes funnier if you remember that mr house probably knows who elvis is
Robert House watching The Courier rip all the copper wiring out the walls of the Lucky 38


I don't why I made this and why I feel the need to share this with people

Honestly what more could you want in life then Mr.house’s head?

YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THE NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER GEOPOLITICAL POWER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT ME. THEN YOU ADD THE LEGION TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THE 3 WAY AT HOOVER DAM, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE CAESAR'S LEGION KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO GENERAL OLIVER, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. SEE LEE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT HOOVER DAM.
Robert House would kill faggy people, he gives off closeted gay homophobe energy

Mad minds










I'm trying to post it third time I don't know why this post doesn't show up in tags :’) whatever
If people shipped mr house and Caesar would it be called the house salad
Favorite part of the Mr. House run is when he reveals you got shot twice for a grand total of 2,000 caps
For thanksgiving today mr house looks at the lack of snow globes you have not collected








I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t been drawing fallout ponies over the course of the month so why not post now while my blog is getting some traction. I love autism. Also shhhhhh I ended up changing Josh pony’s colors and patterns in between first and second drawing (burnt came first). I hope all the designs come off recognizable enough.