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1 month ago

My heart just desperately hurts. It’s getting hard to breathe.


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9 months ago
Finally Watched The Percy Jackson Series Yesterday And I Kinda Liked It. Sits Down & Recreates That Scene
Finally Watched The Percy Jackson Series Yesterday And I Kinda Liked It. Sits Down & Recreates That Scene

finally watched the Percy Jackson series yesterday and I kinda liked it…. sits down & recreates that scene in the sims ✍🏽


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1 year ago

Affection Ft. first year babies and Kyōki, my twst oc

This has been plaguing my mind for a while, so have this

Ace Trappola: He’s their little bitch boy

What gets him the kithies?

He himself is pretty physically affectionate, so it works out quite well with the two

Drapes himself over their back when they’re counting how much they earned this week, lays his head on their laps, hangs off their side

Yeah he’s like a kitten that simply won’t let you go, the asshole

It was glaringly obvious that Ace liked to be showered in love, so they did what any mother would do and absolutely smothered him in it

Hugs? Head pats? Getting his cheeks pinched? The worst baby names to ever exist????

Trust, they’ve got it all down

Calls him by their chosen name of Cenuora (means carrot, very affectionate)

He bites.

No, I will not be giving further comments on that.

He struggles a lot in school and getting passing grades, but he does try his best

And they know just how much effort he’s been putting in to get a good mark on his upcoming exam

Their study sessions are… something, that’s for sure :)

So when he came up to them with a hesitation he’s only shown on occasion, slowly handing them his paper with an 85% slapped on it (the highest he’s gotten so far)

They’re overjoyed

They take his face in their hands and give him little bunny kisses

You know that thing where you rub someone’s nose with yours??? That

Picking him up and spinning him around, they’re showering him with praises and forehead kisses too

“I knew you could do it! Awe look at my baby, growing up so quick~!”

He’s flustered, a pinkish glow on his cheeks, and a huge grin on his face as he hugged them back

He’s certainly gonna keep this up, and that’s a promise

Sometimes he doesn’t want any sort of touch, but wants to be near them, and they completely get it

They sit by him and read, while he stares off to space, revelling in how. Comfortable. This whole thing was

Deuce Spade: Resident mamas boy

Does he get kithies?

Sweet baby that has done no harm

Yes, he beat those students that were harassing him outside barely an hour ago, but that’s not the point here

One of the very first receivers of the mother’s affection (cuz he’s a good boy, obv)

He gets more kisses than Ace

He low-key brags about it to the other first years

Like look at him, he gets all giddy when they give him little pecks on his head, there’s no way he doesn’t sit there with THE brightest smile for DAYS

He’s usually there when they get back from work, so he gets dibs to sleep on the couch with them

They’re knocked tf out and he’s having the best time of his life

Grim is obviously gonna kick him in the face but that’s not the main focus

They’re. Large. To say the least. (Taller than Mal if you don’t count his horns)

So he feels a sense of security and overall comfort just being in their arms

He’s a sleep cuddler, ends up with his limbs tangled with theirs

As long as he doesn’t touch their hair in their sleep then they’re not complaining

He gets a lot of comfort kisses, in a way

Like he’s upset about not being a “good honour student” and they smack him upside the head and crush him in a hug

They’re not one for words, so he gets his face and head littered with kisses and his tears gently wiped away

And he’s staying in their embrace for who knows how long till he’s calmed down and ready to talk or just chill, it’s fully up to him what he wants

And if he ever needs help deciding? He’s got a “fuck it” kinda person right there to pick him up (literally) and drag him to their garage to take a ride around town on their bike (I forgot what motorcycles are in twst 💔)

Extra note that I deem important: They always style his hair when they get the chance. He’s got long hair, why wouldn’t they take the chance to play with it?

Jack Howl: Big boy, loveable boy, baby boy, fuckin’ simp

Ofc he gets kithies

Honestly, he took one look at them in the halls and determined that “oh yeah that’s my mom now.” And has been referring to them as such

Like bro showed up one night for dinner and they simply did not question it

How he got in, we’ll never fucking know

Earned the tittle good boy and he will never not smile like a baby each time they call him that

“Hm? Oh, there’s my good boy!”

Bro practically lives for that

Can and will throw hands if anyone says anything bad about them

Includes that crusty Housewarden of his :)

I do not like that smelly man.

Moving on.

He loves it when they clean his hair/fur, believe it or not

Will plonk himself down in-front of them with a brush in hand and stare at them with big hopeful puppy eyes till they drop whatever they’re doing to tend to his hair

Changes into his wolf form and all that just to jump on them when they’re sleeping

He does that in his beastman form too, just saying

He also likes putting his face in their hands

It just fits

Will sob if they scratch behind his hair

Has a habit of having his tail on them anytime he’s around

It’s just there

On their leg, arm, torso, anywhere

They don’t question that either

Him, Grim, and Sebek have arguments on who they should smell like for the day and they just

🙆🏾‍♀️ “chai what are there kids talking about” and leave

Has he gotten yelled at before? Yep.

Look. He’s cute nd all, but he walked into the house all muddy and they nearly died

He was just having fun, yes, but the damn rug they wrestled both Vil and Jade for???

He was not allowed in their home for a week.

Needless to say, he was devastated

Leona in all his stinky crusty glory had to drag a very sad Jack over to their dorm personally and ask what was going on and why his underclassman was at the dorm more often and crying now

Jack (and the rest of the first years) get a stern lecture on why the hell they shouldn’t step in their damn house with damned dirty selves and mess up the rug they ran two grown men’s fades for

Everyone gets a flick on the head after

And he’s been the cleanest mf since then

Not a speck of dust on his ass

Honestly kinda scary 💀

They’re kinda surprised but they give him his usual scratches behind the ear as usual

An extra kiss on the forehead if they’re tired and see the house fucking SHINING cuz Jack was there cleaning all day

Epel Felmier: The other bitch boy, just a tad bit more feral

Would he accept the kithies?

They’re both fuckin’ crazy.

Their his enabler, and he goes crazy

These two are a match made in hell for everyone but them

Vil cries himself to sleep every night knowing that Epel takes more lessons from them than his own Housewarden

Suck on my big fat man tiddies, Vil whatever your last name is

Epel loves when they do things together

Weather it be a walk or baking pie, he’s always down for some quality time

They’ve both got accents so it’s pretty comfy for them to just. Whip it out and fully understand what the other is saying despite how different they sound (Epel with his whole Yee-haw and Kyōki with their African mother talk)

He sees them as a role model

Like. They’re comfortable in their own skin, something he’s striving to achieve

And they’re more than happy to help

He likes going shopping with them as long as no one else joins in

Likes it when they carry him, and he’s gotten better at showing when he would like to be lifted from the floor and into their arms

He lowkey didn’t expect them to be anything more than some dude but ohohooo when they socked Vil out of his overblot? Views automatically changed

Will die if they feed him

He just likes little things, subtle ways of showing they care

And Kyō knows just how to handle situations like those

He also likes holding hands, surprisingly

If their hands aren’t occupied by either Grim or Ortho he’s sneaking in and grabbing them himself

Maybe it’s because of how big they are, or because of how unnaturally cold their hands are, ur he felt secure

Like no one could stop all this newfound happiness

Yknow the whole repunzel thing where she lets her hair down? Yeah these two parody it each time he has an etiquette lesson

He calls for his knight in shining armour and they stumble out the bushes with a dumb smile and use the worst voice acting possible to “persuade” him into taking a leap of faith out the window

They always catch him

Sebek Zigvolt: The family dog

Honestly, why does this mf get kithies?

Bro tried to yell at them first meeting

They gave him one look and this man shut down 💀

He's been following them ever since, thinks it's some sorta magic

They can't use magic.

There wasn't much warming up, he just kinda followed around and was like "oh wow this mf strong, better suck up to 'em"

Y'know, like how he did to Mal and Lilia

Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not how they met. You can't.

Say's THE weirdest shit. Ever.

I will not be listing examples.

Mix old ways of speaking with chronically online shit and add "Waka-sama" to it somewhere and I'm pretty sure you'll get it

At some point he just kinda. Started praising them the way he does to Mal

"MY KYŌKI IS THE SLAYEST"

blah blah blah, you get the picture

They're too tired to question it

He also bites.

Specifically their jaw and shoulder

How does this mf even GET there???

Guess we'll never know

He DEMANDS to be pet, and sometimes just takes their hand and puts it on his head

Needy lil bitch

I don't hate him, I swear

Sometimes he's a lil cute tho

Y'know when he's a little flustered and isn't his usual loud self?

That pretty much only happens if they give him a kiss on the nose

Or side-eye him, it works too

The former lasts longer, though

So when he's yelling a lil TOO much, they just pull him and give him a lil peck on the nose

And return to what they were doing previously because he's gonna be stunned for at least two hours :D

He probably starts being annoying on purpose 💀

Ortho Shroud: Little war criminal, baby <\3

ALL THE KITHIES IN THE WORLD

They love their robo son

Idia who? Nee-chan who?????

No that's his mom and mafia boss right there

Fuck his stinky, cheesy balled brother

I don't hate Idia either

They carry him a lot, despite him not needing to be lifted

Hugs hugs hugs

They found a way to style his hair and that's that

Very loveable omg

They're really calm with Him and Grim

Blatant Favoritism

What's there not to love about him???

He's a walking killing machine filled teddy bear of a child!

He enjoys turning his jets off and laying on them during the more quiet days

They deff commit arson

Idia cries himself to sleep every night knowing he's gotta bail his brother out of jail one day

Not really, these two have a streak of just not getting caught

Let's hope it lasts :)

He lovesss getting dolled up, so he raids their closet every now and then

Always with the tutu's

Can and will bust a bank with the prettiest pink dress on

I think their influence is a lil too strong

Grim: Best boy in the whole world, baby <\3

Kithies for DAYSSS

Baby.

Absolutely and completely

That's their first son

The first one they met before going on the carriage

Their one and only monster that shares his weird ass rocks with them to eat

He get's all their affection, hands down

Belly rubs, kisses, cuddles, anything, you name it

Get's so offended when they don't give him a hug

Like tf are you doing???

The one time they got too tired to pick him up when they got home, he cried and packed his little cartoon stick and handkerchief of a Tuna can and sadly walked out the house cuz he thought they disowned him

Abandonment issues go hard

Is ALWAYS on them

As long as they aren't at work, he's stuck on them like glue

In their hair, on their face, in their clothes, literally everywhere

They always have a little piece of grim in their braids and they don't know of they can even be mad

They're so gentle with him

He tried to bite their fingers off when they had to brush his teeth for the first time and they simply stared at him and left the bathroom

He came crying like those sad little babies

"D-do you not want me?"

NOOO BABY NOOOOO

HUUUUUUUGE soft spot for him

He bathes with them every once in a while, gotta not smell like shit somehow

He get's dressed up too (he loves it but still bitches about it)

Him and Ortho know they're the favourites and get away with so much shit

Extra note, Grim is about the length of their arm when he stands

Yes, Kyōki's massive

196.69 and quite muscular

Do with that information as you will


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phf is great because it’s like

sheila e: perhaps if i throw myself at a worthy cause, even though i’ll never make it to heaven, i’ll be redeemed in the eyes of my murdered sister if not those of god

fugo: that giorno would task me with this mission is a mystery i can’t seem to solve in spite of all my intelligence for i myself am nothing but an untamed beast just moments away from coming undone and wreaking indiscriminate destruction upon the world

murolo: woahhhh mama i gotta do a little dance and clap for my deck of playing cards so they’ll tell me where i lost my olive garden unlimited pasta pass ha-cha


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2 years ago
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3 years ago

if I ain’t niki

enhypen as people in my zoom classes

heeseung

— forgets to the join meetings on time

— because he slept in (surprise surprise)

— eventually joins late

— not afraid to ask questions

— lee, heeseung (everyone): which chapter are we on

— yang, jungwon (everyone): ch 7 keep up old man

— catches up pretty quickly though

— and once he does, heeseung plays around with the virtual backgrounds and filters

jay

— unintentionally sets up his laptop so that it's super close to his face

— doesn't realize that the camera's up THAT close until he yawns and catches a glimpse of himself in the gallery view dkdjsj

— gets hit with the sudden realization that the entire lecture is recorded and that the footage of him yawning is out there forever

— whole-heartedly tries his best to pay attention and take notes

— but ends up going on his phone instead oops

— internally panics when the teacher starts randomly calling on people

— pretends to be frozen when he gets called on

jake

— very smiley

— has his camera on most of the time

— because he thinks the teacher would appreciate being able to see the students' faces

— reminds others to mute themselves pt 1

— he'd privatetly message them

— because he doesn't want to make them feel like he exposed them

— sim, jake (private): hey jay i think ur mic is on! just thought that i should lyk :))

— park, jay (private): oh lmao thanks

— may or may not private message other people in the class just to flirt with them to pass time, but you didn't hear that from me 😳✋🏻

sunghoon

— takes rly nice notes

— double-checks to see if his mic and camera are off every two minutes

— only talks when he gets called on

— ocassionally turns his camera on

— and when he does, NO ONE in the class can focus on the lecture

— because they're too busy pinning his video

— and gushing over how unbelievably handsome he is

— has a lot of people private messaging him

— but sunghoon ignores them because he really said education first!!

— eventually ends up turning his camera off because it gets annoying

sunoo

— usually turns his camera off because he's eating

— but he forgets that his mic is on all the time

— so a lot of times all the class will hear are cronching sounds 🥴

— and personal drama too

— "so yesterday i told myself that i wouldn't get mad but then heeseung hyung decided to-"

— needs others (jungwon) to tell him that he's unmuted before he notices

— keyboard smashes in the chat whenever the teacher says something funny

jungwon

— a whole ass model student!!

— joins the meeting ten minutes early

— has his camera on the whole time

— actually answers the teacher's questions

— voluntarily participates in discussions

— immediately remembers to mute himself after he's done talking 💯

— reminds others to mute themselves pt 2

— but does so through his mic

— will Not hesitate to call you out in front of everyone

— "sunoo hyung, your mic is on...... AGAIN"

ni-ki

— has fully given up

— you can catch ni-ki with his

— mic off 🔇

— camera off 📵

— computer off 😴

— sleeps through the entire lecture

— "it's all recorded anyway, i can just go back and watch it at 2x speed before the next exam"

— never goes back to watch it

— but somehow still does well in the class??


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1 year ago
You Guys Have Never Seen Them, But These Are Some Of My One Piece Ocs!! From Top To Bottom They're Emil,

you guys have never seen them, but these are some of my one piece ocs!! from top to bottom they're Emil, Naru, and Hayase. they have an ASL dynamic, and i love them so much


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3 months ago

YEAAAAAH MY KIDS ARE HERE IM STILL GOING NUTS OVER IT

Okay, before I talk about au stuff-ART FIGHT HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED!!

This year I was super busy, and yet this has somehow turned out to me my most productive year on artfight to date with 24 total attacks (and I wanted to do more, but again, this month had me in a chokehold) SO HERE ARE MY CONTRIBUTIONS!

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In order, credit for character designs goes to: First two are for @rose-petal123 next is @princess-self-shipping @clawcakes @sweetkiller690 @camilieroart @anixolt @artilite @krdraws next two are both for @kazehita @bleeding-fairy-helmet Curb Animates (on youtube) @donniipao @wonder-of-the-stars @bluesgras @feloplip @princemonarchempress @tfrost @tealgoat @sketchz42 @saltyhibiscus And the last two are for @sharoo


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4 months ago
Dont Talk To Auth Or Auth's Daughter Ever Again

Don’t talk to Auth or Auth's daughter ever again

(SUPRISE @cuprat !!)


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