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6 months ago

Do y'all still eat drones

N: Hi! Im answering this one! Yeah, we still do that, but not as often as we used to. Since we don't live in a snowy wasteland anymore, oil is easier to get without murdering drones.

V: That doesn't mean that oil from a drone doesn't taste better, though.


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6 months ago

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU AND N HUSBAND AND WIFE/GODDESS AND SERVANT!!! * throws smoke bomb and lots of smoke comes out and fades fast you are now in a black wedding dress and n is in a white wedding suit with wedding bells chiming and you both have wedding rings on and your holding a wedding flower bouquet*

"WHAT. THE. HECK."

×N makes nervous stuttering noises while blushing and nearly overheating.×


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6 months ago

(For N)

Just have to say how good of a person you are for dating such an impoverished member of society...the bald truly live a sorrowful life. Hats off to you N, for still loving Uzi despite how every time she takes her hat wig off it's like a flashbang.

"I'd reply to your ask but I can't read it because I've been blinded."


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5 months ago

Dear Uzi Doorman,

As of my er- predicament of being placed on another planet, and currently unable to fix the hardware of our ship. SD R could easily figure out the software, however. Could you please let whoever is most interested to send us the blueprints? I like to think we are on good terms as of now, and as of your good reputation on your planet, would know someone who has the knowledge for it. Conclusion and reason for all this, I would hate to be late to the ‘event’.

Sincerely,

SD G

"Hey, N here! If you tell me the make and model of your ship, I might be able to dig up some blueprints for it! I'm always happy to help."


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