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This is my submission for that tiktok series on theories to how Jaskier hasn't aged
I've never heard of the phrase "Chef kiss with tongue" and you've opened my eyes, Odde11eth. And my mouth. For we're all kissing now. Except I didn't make the post, can I still be invited to the kissing? Guys am I allowed to the kiss party? Guys? Guys am I allowed to the ki
@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural @thequeeninyellowlace
I just saw a meme that said "I'd follow him to hell and back but I wish he'd just stop going there"
And I'm not saying Geraskier, but GERASKIER
(they have different definitions of hell)
witcher fandom rn
@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural @thequeeninyellowlace
I just saw a meme that said "I'd follow him to hell and back but I wish he'd just stop going there"
And I'm not saying Geraskier, but GERASKIER
(they have different definitions of hell)
Prompt 118
Inspired by this post I saw! <3 Geralt likes his bard. Roach likes her bard. Geralt and Roach like their bard. So Geralt and Roach have been working together on tricks and commands meant specifically for Jaskier. Roach knows how to kneel for Jaskier to mount her, and she also knows how to boost him up if he's in a hurry. She now knows the command "Get Jaskier away to safety!", though in order to save some face, Geralt made the command a certain click of his tongue, instead of the words that might reveal too much feelings. She knows how to hug a sad Jaskier if her witcher is incapacitated or away. She knows how to drag him to the bags full of food when he's been writing too long. She knows to bump her head into his, affectionately, when he stares at his reflection too long. She knows how to carefully move the lute out of harm's way. She knows how to pull on certain fabrics with the right leverage to not have them rip. She knows which flowers she shouldn't eat, for it'll make the bard happy when he sees them. He'll usually give them to her after he gushes over their beauty, anyway. Win/win for her. Everything is foolproof. That is, until Jaskier asks Geralt one day what one of her special tricks were for. Geralt had to stumble and fumble his way through an excuse. And then Jaskier asked again a few days later, this time about another trick. And then again. He's getting curiouser and curiouser, and Geralt has never been good at lying to their bard.