Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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Friend: I Can Smell The Ocean! It Smells Like Salt!Me: Yeah, It Smells Like Salt And Issues. Or Is That
Friend: I can smell the ocean! It smells like salt! Me: yeah, it smells like salt and issues. Or is that just me? Friend: *doesn’t laugh* Me: that…that was a joke- “salt and issues” because I’m salty and have issues? No? Okay sorry. I’m not explaining it because if I do, it isn’t funny.
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This is it. This is my legacy, the only thing anyone will see of me. This is the only thing I’ve ever posted that I’m proud of, and it was on my other blog.
Is “oh fuck” an emotion
So I started watching Voltron and, well, I would be lying if I didn’t say that I kind of thought that Season 1′s finale was ‘the black parade’ instead of ‘the black paladin’ for a second.
So I did a tarot card reading online today for fun, and I did it twice. The first time, it was like “you’re gonna succeed! You’re gonna be great!” The other one pretty much said “lol you’re fucked”. No seriously, the “how it will end up” for reading 1 was strength; reading 2 was judgement. Also, “what’s going against you” for reading 2 was “the world”. Like, true. But harsh.
Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell off and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.