Ouranos, You Fucking Idiot No-

Ouranos, you fucking idiot no-

*while stuffing the Cyclopes and the Hundred-Handers into a hollow of the Earth*

Ouranos: You know what they say- a little childhood trauma builds character.

Ouranos: *finger guns*

.....oh this IS me

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

Thank you fren!!!!! *Shoves brownies into her mouth *

Dear all my mutuals,

Are we friends?

Can I text you random shit?

Can I ask if you're having a good day?

I want more friends

I want all the fren

That's it

I'm baking you all brownies

*sits on table with brownies, chocolate chip cookies, and icecream*

*makes gajar ka halwa, besan laddoo, rava laddoo, and pazhampori for homesick peeps*

*waits angrily for people to show up*

@anialogies @sarostudies @holding-infinity-and-a-book @shadow-sunk @teenageshizz @do-gay-dont-be-crime @black-like-my-soul

....i have never related to something more.

what people think writing is: worldbuilding, churning out entire chapters in one sitting, metaphors, character building, finishing novels, flawless plotlines

what writing actually is: random 1 am thoughts, zoning out into fictional worlds, associating songs with characters, writer’s block for six weeks at a time, coming up with plot twists at the most inconvenient times

....i know. I know.

Patrochilles: -exists-

Me and at least 173 other people in the TSOA tags:

...to who

Persephone: Stop spending money on stupid stuff.

Hades: Okay

[later]

Persephone: What the hell?

[Cerberus walks by in a tuxedo]

Hades: He's getting married.