Poor Canon - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

Someone:you saved me! I owe you my life.

HH800:No thanks, I’ve seen it..I’m not very impressed.

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Adhd!hiccup: being bilingual means you can threaten a bitch in another language and they won’t know you will kill them in their sleep.[slurps strawberry milk]

Canon!hiccup: I’m sorry- what?!


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3 years ago

Canon!Hiccup: one time i got mad at something Adhd!hiccup did , and he gave me this calm tone and he said that ‘ one day no one will find my body’

Canon!Hiccup: I, To this day haven’t recovered.


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