Qsmp Federation - Tumblr Posts
A rank let's go! I'm pretty happy with this so =3
I'll be Frank, I don't know what's going on right now behind the scenes, but I think this new egg is cute and wanted to do something for the new egg. That being said, once this is posted, I will go see what is happening. But for now, have a badly drawn baby
Okay, i love fed!Tubbo headcanons, theories and so on, but lets be real, Tubbo is the worst worker on the planet Earth.
He is this one coworker who sits down with you in lunch break and says "i will actually blow this place up, this is bullshit, i hate this job". He is messing up with paper work to make reports slower. He is talking about rebellion all the time. He is the best employee of the month, but no one knows it, because he is banned from chart, no one wants to acknowledge it. He has a permanent salary cut, like its going to stop him, but it makes him only angrier. He is actually a good worker, he is doing his job well, but oh GOSH HOW MANY PROBLEMS HE CAUSES IN PROGRESS.
He just leaks everything. Intensionally and UNintentionally. New project? Everyone already know. Why? Because Tubbo opened his comm in the morning and said "oh FUCK our group is exploding with this new project why the fuck everyone is so excited about it".
He is badass, but only because he is completely crazy. They cant fire him because he is too useful.
He is not playing by feds rules, he has his own rules and he hates this place. This place hates him back.
I think the federation is gonna be an example of care and silliness while also being absolutely awful
So the federation approaches people who've just faced tragedy to become their workers
interesting
I think the federation is gonna be an example of care and silliness while also being absolutely awful
I love the test tube Jaiden theory even if it will never be cannon
i've been posting qsmp more and more recently, but i'm honestly not quite caught up with all of the recent lore and stuff that have been happening (basically beem quite lost since purgatory). so this is an announcement that my ask box is open and i would be very ready to receive anybodys qsmp lore dump, or amything about the qsmp really!
Broski’s I hate to break it to ya but the qsmp election is most likely gonna be rigged against who ever your candidate is.
This is an election held and mediated by the federation not the citizens. The federation isn’t gonna allow people who have openly bashed them not only in the privacy of their friends but on the debate stage. The federation isn’t looking out for the good of the citizens it is looking for an escape goat to break the community that has formed between the players.
Anyways the players that I think are most likely gonna win are gonna be foolish or elquackity. But Cellbit and felps are also up for grabs if either of them get a lot of the votes due to them being apart of/kidnapped by the federation and who knows what the fuck they did to them.
So be nice. Be chill. Respect the creators, admins and fellow fans. We don’t want early 2010s tumblr back.
(The dead fed in the background looked more gruesome when blurred somehow, if sensitive to blood / crime scenes / death please scroll past)
Foolish after finding the body at spawn-
i heard federation-related shit was going down in the qsmp
meanwhile, i was suffering from a migraine all day.
Another song suggestion for the qsmp fandom... Control by Halsey
Fits anyone who was associated with the Federation. q! jaiden, q! cellbit, etc. Maybe alll of them. Look at the opening lyrics:
" They send me away to find them a fortune A chest filled with diamonds and gold "
Other lyrics:
"I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my head They beg me to write them so they'll never die when I'm dead"
"And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me" I can't help this awful energy God damn right, you should be scared of me"
the more lore we get, the more characters i find fit this song.
Another song suggestion for the qsmp fandom... Control by Halsey
Fits anyone who was associated with the Federation. q! jaiden, q! cellbit, etc. Maybe alll of them. Look at the opening lyrics:
" They send me away to find them a fortune A chest filled with diamonds and gold "
Other lyrics:
"I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my head They beg me to write them so they'll never die when I'm dead"
"And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me" I can't help this awful energy God damn right, you should be scared of me"
QSMP/ The Federation has an official reddit, instagram, and facebook accounts . and i'm only learning now.
there's a lot of catching up of qsmp lore i need to do. tell me the details!
q!Cellbit kill a Fed employee???
How much of Ron do we know? How much of Ron do the islanders know? How has q!BBH been treating him? What has BBH shared with Cellbit?
Who w/n the Fed (the NPCs) are rebelling? Is Fred involved? Why do i hav a sneaking suspicion that Tubbo and Fred are involvd?
Why does the qsmp event have to be on a school day?
q!cellbit and q!bagi are siblings/ twins?? If they are confirmed twins, I hope the tje fanfic writers do them justice. especially if the writers dont have siblings or or dont' have a twin or never had twins in their life/ family.
Why is the federation literally just my HOA???
Elena!!!!!
I don't care what anyone says about her, she is not a bad person for wanting to advance medicine and science to help people.
She literally said her partner died way too soon for things that modern medicine could have prevented and wants to save others from that same fate!!!
There is no such thing as ethical science!! Someone will always get hurt in studying and evolving the practice and there are going to be failures along the way. Someone must suffer so that others can live and thrive.
Elena only wishes to help people and improve their understanding of things! Unethical experimentation is just what has to happen to create amazing things because all experimentation is unethical no matter how kind and gentle you are to the patient!
Leave my girl alone!!
Also she is literally me like I am Elena.
She is I and I am she.
We are literally the same person so when you insult her you insult me too >:(.
Let my girl work in peace in her federation of simps with the naked bear!
Her 🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕
Elena my beloved I'll hold you softly in my hands then stuff u into a little pocket and carry you everywhere I go
Cellbit and Bagi don't exist, not yet, for now they are Subjects.
Subject B-RL01
This subject is the oldest. He/Him, Caucasian, brown hair, light blue eyes , small for his age, 6 years old when started to be trained by [Classified].
Every evidence points that he was born in the Quesadilla island, adopted by 2 workers and raised by the federation.
Smart and overprotective one, the most charismatic too, smiles a lot and is sympathetic with the few workers he interacts with.
The plan for B-RL01 is to be trained by [Classified] in intelligence, survival skills in jungles, forests and labyrinths, riddles, martial arts, self-defense and armed combat to take his place as [Classified]
The subject is allowed to have a couple time to spend with the workers that take care of him and with the other Subject that has born in the island if this don't affect his progress in the Tests and Tasks B-RL01 had to do
The Subject looks to be succeeding for now.