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Listen I know Imperium!Lasko is a bitch and he’s manipulating Freelancer but I seriously can’t handle when he calls them “dear” or “my dear”- I’M LOSING MY MIND.
Yes he’s evil but he’s kinda hot.
SWEETHEART AND GAVIN + FREELANCER ARE EXCELLENT FIGURE SKATERS- +their friends getting pissed of at them for “showing off” (Angel, Babe, and literally all of the DAMN boys except for Damien because you bet your ass he can figure skate) @4ngelv4mp @raaanciid @daveyismyloml
……isn’t it though? LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME IM WRONG BECAUSE YOU’D BE FUCKING LYING
ahem
credits to this mf @blutomindpretzel
Lasko with a shifter listener….HEAR ME OUT:
Lasko meets them through the Shaw pack (specifically Milo and Sweetheart) he gets invited to a pack party and meets a particularly attractive shifter
I’d imagine he’d be with someone a little like Gavin- in that they’d relentlessly flirt with him.
LIKE IMAGINE LASKO CUDDLED UP WITH A BIG ASS WOLF WHOS SUPER PROTECTIVE OF HIM
Speaking of which- KODY
They hate Kody, especially how he talks to Lasko; someone they value very highly and absolutely adore. And holy shit they scare him sobad, imagine Kody coming to class the next day with a black eye and broken arm after making fun of Lasko’s stutter.
They take him out on a date and pause- “is it inappropriate to take a professor out on a date where his students frequent? Even after you fu-“ “ITS FINE”
They’re super blunt to say the least.
He either calls them something ironic like: Sugar. Or by their pack Codename (I imagine they have code names for each other during security jobs) THE PACK CALLS THEM BEAR BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE A LITERAL BEAR WHEN SHIFTED.
HE CALLS THEM SUGAR BEAR IM A GENIUS (just kinda in my own little world at this point hush)
Bear works for Shaw Security and regularly works out with Ash and Christian (regrettably) it’s mostly just arguing though but that’s just pack for ya.
Lasko owns a bear hoodie
BEAR IS A CLOSETED GENSHIN IMPACT PLAYER AND ENJOYER- venti reminds them of Asher
These two meeting were a pack event within itself, Angel and babe were watching them the entire time Bear and Lasko started talking Just ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS
Bear leaning on the counter and crossing their arms: “a professor, huh? Whaddya teach?” WITH JUST THE MOST INTNSE AND INTERESTED GAZE
Imagine the DAMN crew meeting Bear- HUXLEY THINKS THEYRE SO DOPE and Damien’s just happy his friend found someone.
They carry Lasko around his apartment when he’s sick
Lasko relives stress by burying himself in their coat WHICH IS THICK AND BROWN AND SO FLUFFY
They aren’t the BIGGEST wolf like David is, but they’re about the same size as Asher. THEY ARE SO FUCKING FAST THOUGH MILO HATES IT
They used to fight Darlin for snacks
HUX AND BEAR WORK OUT TOGETHER
Huxley used to DJ for DAMN parties and Bear shared playlists with him
Bear’s aesthetic:
*me when any of the Redacted boys* I need to be put down.
also: read the tags, I dare you
Just imagine if treasure was like a shade............
That may explain why she immdeiately believed Porter when he told that he was a vampire.
Say it louder for the people in the back🗣🗣🗣 with NO fucking imagination. Im sorry your headcanons are bland, but if i want my insert to have some chub to em', fuck is you gon do about it???🤨
Can we take a fucking moment and realize that being a fucking asshole for attention isn’t fucking funny. Like if you get off to it LEAVE US OUT OF IT BRO.
“All characters are stra-“. Canonically pansexual and or attracted TO EVERY FUCKING GENDER.
“___ wouldn’t be [insert race.]” Hey so you know how nobody has a canon design? Yeah? You remember how only a few characters have canon physical characteristics? Yeah? You know people can headcanon them as whatever race they want BECAUSE IT DOESNT FUCKING HURT YOU??!!
“__ is not chubby” bro. Bro shut the actual fuck up?? 😭🙏🏻 nobody asked you if you think they are slim, tall, short, chubby, curvy—NOBODY ASKED 😭
If a single one of you ignorant fucks come onto my blog and try to fight be abt this TRUST I have no plans on keeping it clean. I will get messy asf!
As a POC woman, someone apart of the LGBTQ+ community, and being of a “not ideal” body type, nobody thinks you’re cute.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
thank you for the credit #collectingmyclout ❤️
@mahalalux
SUNSHINE IS OUT OF THE BASEMENT THIS IS NOT A DRILL I AM LITERALLY SOBBING
I am so fucking tired the way I read southern comfort in that caption and spent a good five minutes trying to figure out the Sam reference before realizing it was a fucking gopuff ad.
