Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #4

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #4

Everyone Hates Ares

After Poseidon loses to Kojiro, a lot of the gods are acting like Lil’ Bitches angry, so Brunhilde decides to have the Human Fighters play some Baseball (With Buddha and Heracles because they’re cool) to celebrate their first victory against the gods

Ares (Comes in and wants to show that the gods are superior, even in a Sport): Hm, catcher huh?

Hercules (Looks to see Ares holding a baseball bat):

Ares: Catching, throwing, leading, fielding etc. One could call it a fitting position for my brother. But what I desire to see is Pitcher Heracles!

Heracles: Ares… You could have been the pitcher

Brunhilde: Not he will not. We have an even amount of players and I don’t want anything to do with this bitch

Ares: Promise me brother. If I hit a home run right here, next time you’ll pitc- (Is cut off with a baseball hitting him hard in the face that he falls over unconscious)

Maki!Y/N (Intentionally hits Ares in the face to shut him up):

Heracles (Holding Ares’ unconscious body): Ares! Hang in there!

Hermes (smiling): Hey, nice pitch

Shiva: Nice pitch Human!

Loki: Really, it wasn’t bad

Hades, Zeus & Aphrodite: That was a good one

Buddha, Raiden & Huang: Nice pitch Y/N-Chan!

Lu Bu & Thor: Nice pitch

Dadam, Kojiro, Tesla & Jack: Wonderful pitch

Heracles: Wow brother. Everyone really hates you. I mean everyone

Who here also likes to the idea of tormenting Ares? I like the idea of making the large man who drinks from a tiny teacup terrified a very satisfying way to finish off a Thursday…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #10

Child’s Curiosity

Grim: Why’s the sky blue?

Idia: Oh that’s a good question! When light enters the earths atmosphere blue waves scatter the most, so that’s what we see

Grim: And why does the moon have all those spots?

Idia: Aw, because of craters and volcanic planes

Grim: Where do we go when we die?

Idia (Awkward): …Oh, uhm… well-

Grim: And why do bad things happen to good people?

Idia: Uhh-

Grim: And also, why do you wear the same thing all the time?

Idia: What? (Looks at his outfit) I don’t- Uhh-

Grim: -Do you ever go outside?

Idia: U-Uhh yes, I-I do-

Grim: Why is it so dusty in here?

Idia: It is? What-?

Grim: Do you ever notice you walk REALLY weird?

Idia: W-what?

Grim: Why’s your head on fire?

Idia: Uhm-

Grim: Why do you buy things and never use them?

Idia: Okay, look-!

Grim: Why do you stay up so late?

Idia: Listen-

Grim: Why do you order food all the time?

Idia: Hey-

Grim: Can’t you cook? Y/N at least knows how to make some good grub

Idia: Hold on-!

Grim: Why aren’t you married yet?

Idia (Throws Grim out of his room):

Grim (To his door): WHY’S YOUR DOOR SO DISGUSTING??

Idia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #6

Wednesday!Yuu won’t Hesitate

W!Yuu is sent to RSA for a week in exchange with an RSA Student for a Mutual Understanding Relationship, and she already has plans to commit arson to the school… and then Crowley’s office

RSA Student: Hi! I’m (Random Name)! Why are you dressed like that?

Wednesday!Yuu: Like What?

RSA Student: Like your going to a Funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Wednesday!Yuu: Wait

NRC Students and Staff (Can already tell RSA won’t be able to survive a day with W!Yuu): Have Fun!

Thing and Tsunotarou are the only ones upset about the situation since Thing isn’t allowed to come as he’ll not a Student while poor Mal-Mal won’t be able to talk to his Child of Macabre about the Gargoyle’s or her Morbid Tales (While the school is just laughing at W!Yuu’s ‘misfortune’ to be in a Happy, Bring and Cheerful School full of Sparkles and an ACTUAL spectrum of Colors)

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #1

How Yuu REALLY got summoned to NRC

Malleus (Looks outside his balcony): It’s me again, I want someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an Angel. The nicest Angel you have… (Doesn’t realize he’s using his magic)

Yuu (Coming out of their Burning Coffin):

This is forever going to be a theory of mine, let’s see if Book 7 proves me wrong!

Black Bulls (About Noelle): Excuse me citizen, have you seen our Sister/Squad Mate? She’s about this tall, clearly a Tsundere, but we hadn’t had the talk yet?

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #2

This is my Family

After RSA learns not only is Yuu, a penniless, homeless, and magic-less student from a different world, who lives in a unsanitary and ramshackled dorm full of ghosts AND a Rabid, Fire-Spewing Cat-Gremlin, who not only dealt with 5 Overblots, but has been doing Crowley’s JOB and is actually a FEMALE, they decided to take her away and give her a Proper Home until they can find her a way back to her World

RSA Student (Has Yuu in his hold): We have the Young Lady!

Ambrose LXIII: Take her to the Carriage!

Malleus (Visibly angry): Leave my Child of Man alone!

NRC Teachers (Holding him back, along with preventing a few other NRC students who will not be named along with Crowley): Hold on

Ambrose LXIII (To Crowley): YOU! YOUR THE CAUSE OF ALL THIS! If it wasn’t for your irresponsibility for this Young Lady, none of THIS-!

Yuu: Yuu

Ambrose LXIII: What? (Turns to Yuu)

Yuu: My name is Yuu

Ambrose LXIII: Fine then. If this wasn’t for Yuu-! (Pauses and turns back to her)

Yuu (Politely): Do I have to go into the Carriage?

Ambrose LXIII: Yes…

Yuu: Can I say goodbye?

Ambrose LXIII: Yes

Yuu: Thank you (Walks over to Malleus, Grim and Yuuken and hugs them)

Ambrose LXIII: …Who are they?

Yuu (Turns to Ambrose): This is my Family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken. But still good. (Looks at them) Yeah, still good. (Begins to slowly walk to RSA Carriage)

Grim (Sniffling): Does my Hench-Human really have to go..?

Ambrose LXIII (Sighs): You know as well as I, that our school rules are absolute, we can’t overlook a Damsel in Distress, it goes against our rules

Crewel (To Crowley): Crowley, didn’t you adopt her along with the other Pup? (Referring to Yuuken)

Crowley (Takes out paper that’s 100% ‘official’ adoption papers he’s had on him since day 1 and runs towards Ambrose LXIII): HEY!

Ambrose LXIII (Looks at him): ….?

Crowley (Puffs out his chest like a overprotective bird mom dad and shows Ambrose his adoption papers he DEFINITELY didn’t have Azul forge by signing another contract): The day Yuu and Yuuken got here, I filed the paperwork (Shows him the Totally Legitimate paper) see this stamp! They’re MY children! If you take them, your kidnapping MY BABIES-!

Ambrose LXIII (Takes paper and looks at how overprotective NRC Staff and Students are over Yuu and smiles):

Crewel (Smirks): RSA is all about following Rules, Etiquette and Elegance