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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #29

Know the Difference

Adam: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Raiden: What if it bites me and it dies?

Y/N: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Raiden, learn to listen

Sasaki: What if it bites itself and I die?

Jack: That's voodoo

Goll: What if it bites me and someone else dies?!

Buddha: That's correlation, not causation

Tesla: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Qin Shi Huang: That's kinky!

Brunhilde:

Just a regular day for the Human Fighters

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 26

Tesla:*literally kicks the door open *Come on Y/N,let's go!

Y/N:*sleeping on their desk* 💤💤💤💤

Tesla: *looks at them *

Y/N:*dorky smile and red cheeks *mmm

Tesla:....💡....*gets closer to Y/N's ear* Y/N darling wake up.

Y/N:*doesn't move*

Tesla:😑....Y/N wake up my wife will be home any minute.

Y/N:*jumps from their chair* WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!*searches for them*....*looks at Tesla*

Tesla:*smirks*

Y/N:...You're awful...

Tesla:I love you too!! Now let's go!! We have so much work to do!

Y/N:*groans*

TESLA TO RESCUE!

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~ Reiko Yukimura~

THERES A HUGE SPIDER UNDER MY BED!!!!