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Hehehe. You inspired me to make my own lil silly design for lady Jeanne D’arc!!

I think she’d maybe fight Athena, who I might also design because I’m on a kick now. But really who knows. Also armor is very hard to try and draw, lol

A Fair Lady indeed.

The armored figure grabs the rosary from their chest, breaking the chain.

Fighting for god brought them nothing but death and the hot flames of the bonfire, now they want to kill humanity!?  unforgivable, if that's what God wants, unfortunately, the sword cannot allow it. 

Throwing the symbol of their faith to the ground. 

It was no longer for God, but for humanity.

Silence, the arena was silent. 

The blue flames around the armored figure, the sword in the shape of a cross, rising from the fire.

"Ladies and Gentlemans, Gods and Goddesses and others, the represent of humanity is The warrior who died in the name of God, but even so was not heard by him, or any other god, The Witch!!!" 

The armored figure reveals the face, the face of a woman, thrusting her sword into the ground and the flames around her die. 

"JOANA D'ARC!"

Heavenly Scent

Lu Bu x Warrior! fem reader

Synopsis: You have known Lu Bu since childhood, and you were always there thick and thin, and now your friendship is to be tested by the scent of the heavens itself.

Warnings⚠️🖤❤️: Smut ahead, biting, getting steamy in the hot spring.

A/n: we need more Lu bu Smut. So I did one.

No man can taste the fruits of autumn while he is delighting in the scent of spring flowers.

The smell.

It was the smell that made him so drawn to you. Of his childhood when it was just the two of you. Exploring the roots of your home and beyond. Until the day you were sold off to a wealthy family. He went looking for you on that day with a bouquet, wisteria, peach flower, blue marigold, and some cherry blossoms. Only to find himself in a devastating situation, you were being dragged to the ground into a cart by an older adult. Shackled in chains. His bouquet dropped to the hard ground. Shattered.

It was the smell that made him so drawn to you. Of his childhood when it was just the two of you. Exploring the roots of your home and beyond. Until the day you were sold off to a wealthy family. He went looking for you on that day with a bouquet, wisteria, peach flower, blue marigold, and some cherry blossoms. Only to find himself in a devastating situation, You was dragged to the ground into a cart by an older adult, wrapped in chains. His bouquet dropped to the hard ground.

He felt his heart race like a beating drum as he ran towards you, running, running, and running. But it was already too late as the horses ran out into the distance.

That day he swore an oath that he'd get strong and bring you back to him. Into his arms once more. But he will forever remember the smell.

But those were years ago, and he had gotten strong. If not the strongest of all men. He fought countless armies that no one couldn't even match his power. His army grew with every passing day.

But this day, he had finally met his match.

Another kingdom was about to meet its end, his soldiers were ready and waiting for their lord's command. With A swing of his halberd, he and his army began their campaign. 

Among his enemies was a woman. Who was brave enough to take Lu Bu head-on with her gauntlets armed and ready to smash whoever was in front of her. Their battle was fierce, neither side backing down before the enemy. Lu Bu couldn't control his excitement for finally. Finally, he has found a worthy opponent. Their weapons clashed while the world trembled around them. Only one will make it out alive.

After an incredible battle between who is stronger than the other, Lu Bu came victorious with his prize on his shoulders. Her. 

Months passed since he fought that woman and brought her to join his army. The first female he'd let join his army. It reminds him of someone else he knew a long time ago. As his army and Lu bu (who is not a big fan of parties) celebrated another raid, the woman stood out from the party. Her arms crossed along with bandages on her thighs, Hugging her flesh plump skin, and metallic thigh-high boots.

She felt exhausted, but she'd never shown it. She spun around and left the crowd to continue their celebration, not knowing that Th general's eyes followed her out of his army and into the forest. Later then, he started following you. She traveled deep into the forest grounds for quite some time, all the way to her secret hiding spot. Not much of a hiding spot but her place of peace and serenity. Wher only the cherry blossoms and wisteria trees grow, lanterns swing into the wind's soft embrace. She felt the memories wash over her as she continued her descent into the dort road. The memory of how she was sold off and forced to her only friend behind.

She stopped suddenly and turned her head, only to see nothing behind her. I could've sworn someone was following me not long ago, she thought as she turned her head again. Lu Bu hid behind a giant wisteria tree. He felt an ache in his chest. The tingle in his crotch. He wants to see, he needs to see, Just what lies behind that armor and steel, behind the mask she covers. He heard her footsteps walking away and took it as his cue to continue following her from a distance.

His mind snapped to reality as he watched the woman take off her armor. Each piece of metal revealed more of her tender skin, To the softness of her breasts that carry her chest. To the curves of her hips sway so delicately that she'll tease a man with them, especially a general. She finally reached the back of her mask and unbuckled the straps behind her, showing her soft and young face as her long hair fell behind her, touching the ground. Your lower stomach revealed your slight six-pack poking out in the skin. A body well built for a warrior like her.

 Primal desires were about to flood over him. He always thought about the type of woman you would become. But a warrior. With an intoxicating scent, with a body built on the battlefield. And with a beautiful face of that of all the Three Kingdoms. There's no distinction... he has to claim you before anyone else dares to think so.

He watched you rise and fall into the hot spring, your soft length fingers caressing your chest, your breathing while giving a sigh of relief as you stood above the water.

"I know you are watching, so can come out," you spoke softly, as you'd turned around with those innocent eyes sparkling like teardrops. Lu Bu steeped from behind the trees, his halberd in one hand and his other clenched at his side. Along with a smug smile on his face. And, eyes staring down at you like a quarry. And if you're his prey, that makes him a predator. 

he couldn't waste any more of this, he impaled the halberd into the dirt, the clothing came afterwards and marched his way to you. You were the first to make a move and slowly guiding your fingers across his giant chest while standing on your tippy toes to. Exploring every inch of flesh and tattoo on his giant form, The giant felt your fascination through your fingers, he felt a prideful smile on his face. HE grabbed our hands and picked you up from the helm of your ass, and gave it a nice squeeze.

You gasped as he shoved his lips to yours, a rough yet passionate kiss. He sat in the water, his lips still locked with yours as he felt something at your entrance. He unlocked the kiss to hear the beautiful sounds of your voice as he thrust into you repeatedly. Hitting your g-spot every time, you felt as though he'll split you into two. As he pounded into you, his fangs marked the valley of your breasts, his h iron grips at your hips to keep up with his pace

The hot spring shook as he still continued to drill into you without rest, the sound of your voice chanting his name over a thousand times. You felt your body completely come undone as you reached your climax, now seeing stars. A couple of thrusts and grunts later it was his turn to come undone. Both panting, as he fell on his back and you with it. The flying general smiled as you laid on his chest, exhausted, and still impaled on his manhood. You looked at your general who was smiling at you.

"Something amusing, general?", you asked regaining your composure.

" Thinking about I should've done this sooner after we fought". He added.

You scoffed, " Still a cocky asshole I came to be friends with".

"Yet you slept with this cocky asshole".

You rolled your eyes and laid on his chest. flustered, "Shut up".

He took his large hand and caressed your back as he looked to the sky, the stars shining above the two of you. He'll thank the heavens for reuniting with his no longer friend, but a lover and future wife.

A/n: Who shall I write next?

Sweet Nectar

Thor x (Servant) Deity Reader

Synopsis: You're Thor's favorite servant, one that he alone can have. So what will happen when he finds out that you're a nature deity who left her homeworld because of your arranged marriage to a stranger?

Warnings⚠️🖤: Heavy Smut, breeding kink, scent kink, past abuse, dom/sub play

“A flower’s appeal is in its contradictions — so delicate in form yet strong in fragrance, so small in size yet big in beauty, so short in life yet long on effect.”– Terri Guillemets.

You loved flowers. Their beauty, colors, fragrances, everything.

You A diety of flowers and good fortune, but was before you fled your home, now you live secretly as a servant of The Mighty Thor. But at least it was better than the place you once called home.

Ever since that day, you felt as though you found peace in life, away from it all. But sometimes, while you served your lord, it feels like someone is watching you other than him. Out of all the servants, The Allfather had only you were able to get close to The God of Thunder himself, but you never asked why. Why does he let you get close? You know that Thor is a quiet man who hardly ever speaks to anyone if Loki was not annoying him all the time.

You started your routine as usual: Make breakfast, fix the bedsheets, Attend to his throne, water the plants. You have gotten used to life as a servant. You are not bothered by it. Especially when tending to his garden, well, your garden since he gave it to you after a long day of serving him, he wanted to reward you, A garden. The flourishing architecture, The flow of the river bank, the sound of the wind dancing in the flower beds. You sat alone on the marble bench and sighed as you brought the flute to your lips and played a symphonic melody.

Birds flew unto a small tree and sang along as you closed your eyes and continued to play. The wind blew softer than it ever was before. Flowers swaying ever so calmly. Unknown to you, Thor watched you from a near distance. His heart aching from his chest, eyes admiring your beauty when the sunlight shined upon you, your skin radiating like a gentle lamp. For the first time in his life. He feels as though fate has given him a chance.

Ever since Odin sent you to be his servant, he felt as though the whole world stopped for a moment, but he always hid his emotions. Thinking he does not deserve to feel this way. They were endless nights that he wished you were sleeping side in his bed, your skin pressed against him, your scent graved in his sheets. You had become an obsession to him. Not wanting to leave your sight when it come to you tending to the garden.

But this moment would not last long.

A flash of lightning burst the ground, making you stop what you were doing, and fearfully turned around. A tall man with a dark cloak appeared from the gray smoke. His eyes were furious and unwelcoming. He grabbed you by the arm, forcefully tugging you with him. You tried to fight back, but nothing happened. He then slapped you across the face. Making you fall in pain as he now carried you on his shoulder and ran out of the area.

You yelled and screamed, calling for your lord. " Thor! My Lord Thor! Help Me!!"

"Shut or else I'll make sure you won't ever utter another word again!" He warned in a raspy voice as he summoned a portal. Before he could take another step, he felt your body being dragged off his shoulder, making him almost fall on his back. He turned angrily, to now shudder in fear seeing who dragged you off of him. A red-haired god with lighting coming all over his body, and you standing behind him. Safe and protected. "Y/n, shield your eyes." He spoke calmly, but his face; leaned to say otherwise. You obeyed and hid your eyes behind him. With one swing of his hammer, he blasted the man into the portal he created, and the portal itself closed too. But there's a possible chance he won't make it back to where the man came from.

You whimpered in his chest as you embraced him. "T-Thank you, my lord." Thor shushed you with reassuring words of affirmation, "It's okay, I'm here." He said calmly, as he carried you back home, with your legs wrapped around his waist. 

As he had carried you back to where you came, inhaling the sweet sensation of your hair, like a bouquet of flowers, at this point. He stopped in the middle of the forest. Thor laid his hammer on the ground, you awakened from sleeping in his chest, "What is going on-mmh".

You looked you to your lord with sleepy eyes fighting to stay awake. He trailed peppering kisses along your jawline and kissed away the pink mark on your cheek to your soft lips. You moaned in his as his tongue explored every inch of your mouth. He laid you on the grass floor, his hands wandering all over your body hiking up your dress, squeezing the flesh of your thighs, making you gasp in surprise, lips parting from his.

"How dare he try to take what is rightfully mine?" He said to himself. as unfasten your dress, untying the strings behind your back, revealing your perfect breasts. Not being to control himself anymore, he took one of the mounds in his mouth, sucking the nipple and nipping the skin. Your back arched at his advances. Then later, he repeated the same motion to the other.

He could feel you squirming beneath him. He finished the assault on your breasts with a loud pop. Your body felt hot, breathing out from your chest. The thunder god traveled down between your legs, hovering over the glistening entrance. He dipped his nose into your heat, smelling the sweet smell. She smells even better than I thought. He thought as he rose to look at your disheveled look, flustered and embarrassed. Just the way he wants you.

"You belong to me. And no one else, even if it means I'll have to make you a mother to make your stay with me." He mumbled into your chest. He moved the dress to the side and began his approach to your entrance. Using his tongue, he guides himself into your wet folds, stroking and sucking as a man starved. He can feel your thighs closing around him. Your moans and whimpers are music to his ears. He can feel coming to your climax, only for him to stop midway.

" Why y-you stop?" you asked breathlessly. Your fingers are wrapped in his long red locks.

"I am not finished with you yet. Now, be patient like a good little servant." He ordered. Being like a good little servant, you complied and waited helpessly for your next order. His tall stature stood above you as you watched him unclothe himself, reaveled his well toned body.

He spread your legs wide enough for your lord to come in. You knew he was huge but his cock was even bigger.

All loss of words came from out of your mouth as his cock entered your wet heat, feeling as though he will break you into two. You moaned and mewled as he pounded into your g-spot, his hands gripping at your hips making you keep pace with him.

Your mind was flooding with lustful thoughts. Keep going, don't stop, I love you, my lord, faster, harder, make me the mother of your children. Oh god. You started seeing stars, blabbering lustful desires to him, making him want you, even more, fuck you even harder.

"My Lord, please let me cum I'm so close," you whimpered as you feel your climax coming to you, your cunt squeezing him as he continued to thoroughly fuck you dumb. He can feel you." I know just a little longer," he groaned, as he is about to reach his peak too.

Moments later he ordered you to come to him, and make you his. You came harder than screaming his name like a chant as lightning struck from the sky. Thor sighed as he completely emptied himself to you, Your scent with his mixed with cum and sweat. He pulled you close and lay in the same spot which is now a flower bed of red roses. But you were too fucked to care, your body ached, and you didn't want to move from his warm embrace.

He nuzzled into your hair as you traced your fingers onto his chest. Feeling your eyes weighing down on you, " I love you, my Thor". He smiled into your hair, " And I love you, my little deity servant."

You'll ask him about how he knew later.

New Blossoms

Synopsis: Part 2 of Sweet Nectar

Warnings: Pure Fluff, childbirth, Thor getting nervous about being a father, cuddles

A/n: I had to read a headcanon about Thor being a father before writing. If it's not fluffy enough I do apologize.

The sun rose from the side of the window, shining through the white silk curtains with gold furnishings. Tickling your skin, the sun welcomed you in genuine warmth through the covers of silk window covers, you stirred and stirred again, not wanting to get up from the surfaces of your now shared bed, a heavy pair of arms wrapped around your hips and pulled you close to a well-toned embrace, you sighed at the new comfort snuggling closer to his chest. Thor kissed the top of your head. Your eyes slowly rise, blurry vision at first sight before clearing and seeing your husband. His smile was the gentlest of all. " Mornin', Beloved," he said, tracing his fingers up and down your back, his hammer stood next to the bed in case someone tries to do something unexpected, *cough* Loki. You hummed welcomingly, " Morning, to you as well, Bethrothed." You stood up from your bed and lay on his chest. Hearing the heartbeat, mighty and strong. A new sound of voices listened close by. The sound of small coos and whimpers. You stared at the small crib just a few feet away from your shared bed.

Thor watched as you got up from your comfort zone. Sighing in slight annoyance as your baby boy continued to whimper and make small noises. You reached into his crib and picked him up, the baby now stretching his arms and rubbing his face. Morning scrunch. His eyes revealed a beautiful blue hue, and his skin matched that of a tan silk. He smiled and cooed as he took his thumb in his mouth, sucking as saliva fell onto the thumb. You smiled in awe at just how cute your little baby boy was. You sensed your husband staring behind you, admiring the small interactions between you and his son. And to think he had doubts about being a father and whether or not he would take a risk. When he heard from one of his servants that his deity, his wife will bear his kin, he stood there with shocked eyes. He felt his throat dry up a little, and his heart was racing but he showed no emotion. He just walked away, faster than usual he searched for you. Til he found you in the garden sitting underneath the water fountain. Your face reflected your worried look. You really hope he won't tell you to get rid of it.

He slowly walked in your direction, sat down under the water fountain, he saw his own reflection in the clear waters. Staring intently before turning to you with eyes very rare to him. " Do you think... I'll be a good father?" He asked, you looked at him with perplexed eyes. It's rare for him to ask such personal questions, even regarding family matters. Thor has always been a quiet person so there are times when he keeps things to himself. You stare with gentle eyes and understanding. You placed your hand on top of his and hold it tight. " Yes, I do believe you'll be a good father. You're already an amazing husband and partner, and I've never been happier than to spend an eternity with you by my side and I by yours." Thor's heart swelled in his chest. He felt inspired, in love, and wanted you more now than ever.

Within a month's time, your son was born bearing his red hair but your baby's blue eyes. He'll one day have his father's might and his mother's beauty and compassion. You sat next to him on the bed with your son in your arm. " Thor, will you like to hold your son?" You asked. Giving the child inches away towards him. Thor stiffened a little, adjusting his posture as he sat up, his back on the pillow. He reached his hands out to you, and you gave him the child, the baby shifted a little losing the embrace of his mother. Thor brought the baby boy to his gaze, both having a staring contest and with curiosity. The baby boy reached out tiny arms to him wanting to touch his face, wanting to know about his father. Thor got him closer to his face. The baby boy grabbed a handful of his face and examined his features, the other grabbed fistful of his red hair and yanking it. You couldn't help but laugh at his motives. The interaction between father and son. Thor sat there and allow it to happen, " Hello my son. This your father speaking to you." He said, drawing your son's attention from the red hair to his eyes, he giggled and garbled. " I may not know how to be a father, but I am learning." He continued. Thor brought the little boy to his chest. " But I do know this much, I'll teach you how to fight, be strong against your enemies," He turned to look at you as you laid on his shoulder.

" And your mother will teach you compassion, and good fortune. She'll show you how to love, how to feel emotion, and maybe teach you how to talk to flowers which she keeps only to herself." He finished off with a small joke. You playfully smacked his chest. " And I'll your father how to make better jokes when the time is right," You added comically. The baby boy laughed, drawing the attention of both of you. His first laugh. And it's just like yours.

" I love you, y/n. You're the greatest thing that ever happened to me." Thor said with a loving gaze. His face was soft. " You replied back with a smile, " I love you too, Thor, now I do believe it's time that he meets his grandfather right?"

" I suppose it is time."

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A/n: I should've posted this about a month ago.

I had a Grandson and you didn't tell me?!

Thor x Deity Reader

Synopsis: Odin meets his grandson for the very first time, and instantly asked questions about his son and why he didn't tell him

Warnings: Fluff, Funny Shit, Loki being Loki, Odin being a grandpa

Part Three of Sweet Nectar

Odin stood there with the papers slowly falling from his hand while Hunnin and Mungin Sat there in absolute shock and very surprise as Thor walked in with you and his son cradled in his arms. Cooing and babbling happily. Hunnin and Mungin immediately flew over Thor's shoulders to see his son. " Awww, look at the little baby, isn't he cute?" Munnigin chirped as the little baby boy tried to reach up and grab his beak. Muungin grunted and squeaked as the baby boy, was shaking him like a toy maraca. Hunngin laughed at him. While he was trying to break free from the little boy's grasp. Odin slowly walked closer to his grandson, looking at him with confusing eyes, he looked back at his son. " I had a grandson, and you didn't tell me?" Odin asked surprisingly while the little boy was grasping his cloak, cooing as he felt the consistency.

Thor nodded, " Yes, I did." I had a grandson... And he never told me... Odin thought, But deep down, he reprimanded himself for passing on his thing with beautiful women to his son.

"So... who was the lady you conceived with? Odin asked. You cleared your throat to get his attention, and he quickly turned his gaze towards... you... The maid. He assigned you to his son?! He pointed his finger at his son. In realization, " Now that makes a lot of sense." He added. The baby boy resumed tugging on his grandfather's cloak. Odin gently grabbed the baby from Thor's arms. " Now, aren't you a good-looking young man," He said with the love and joy that finally... He's got a grandkid!! As if he's not old enough at it is.

Odin ordered some of his servants to bring every toy in the village. While the rest set up the baby's room. You and Thor looked at each other than at Odin and your son, which whom he was getting along with. " I told you they'll get along just fine." You said as you exhorted his arm. He looked back at you with a tiny smile, before kissing the top of your head. When you told him, that it was time to meet his grandfather, he was a little conservative at first, but with slight persuasion, he agreed. And now his father was showing his new toys and bonding with his grandson, which lasted for hours till Thor joined in. It was actually kinda adorable. Seeing your husband and his father's adhesion with the little boy. About an hour later, your son fell asleep in his crib while his father gently rocked it. His tiny snores escaped his mouth. Loki floated into the new room, which was filled with toys, baby toys, and books. While he glanced at certain brother and maid with a crib. He peaked over to see your son sleeping away. He noticed the red hair anywhere. He looked at him and the baby a couple times before realizing that he was an uncle?! " You slept with your maid?!" He asked loudly. Thor gave a deathly stare for yelling so loudly while his son was sleeping, but he was only moving a little bit, so it was no bother. Loki lowered his voice, " You slept with your maid?" Thor only stared at him before throwing him out of the baby room. " Was that necessary love?" Thor turned to you. " Yes, it was."

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The orca whales listening to this:

MINAAAAAAA I have coughed up something 🔥SPICY🔥 for our favorite ocean tyrant Poseidon and I hope your break from writing goes well you deserve it.

Plot~ Y/n and Poseidon get in to a little quarrel so y/n starts giving Poseidon the silent treatment and at first Poseidon doesn’t really care he’s actually kinda glad because he doesn’t have to hear y/n blab about why seahorse back riding should be a sport.But eventually this starts to annoy Poseidon because she instantly refuses Poseidon in anything and he gets touch starved which eventually makes him angry so he comes up with a plan to make y/n talk if you know what I mean 😏

I hope this is not a lot but it’s been on the front of my mind lately so I came to my favorite Poseidon simp for the job I hope this peaks your interest

Much love XOXO jxellywhore~💋💋💋

💋Have some fun & play a Game💋

You and your husband Poseidon have had minor differences for a long time. You still don't know exactly why your charming bully took an interest in you in the first place. After all, you were nothing more than a weak little human being. And you know exactly how much Poseidon despises humans because we are to blame for the fact that the seas and oceans are becoming more and more polluted and dirty. The only point he must have found interesting about you was the fact that you love the water and its sea creatures because you yourself have studied marine biology for years and you therefore have a big heart for the creatures of the sea. And you really tried your best not to embarrass Poseidon and to live up to his claims. You are interested in his tasks. And you're interested in what life is like as the king of the seas. You even offered to support him so many times, even if it was just a small task. But for some reason Poseidon gives you the cold shoulder and even accuses you of interfering with his work as ruler of the seas. Even if his words really hurt you and you felt like a complete loser and useless you didn't want to put up with this charade game from him this time. Because in the end two can always play this game. And Poseidon would quickly realize how bitter his own medicine would taste.

It didn't take long for Poseidon to notice that you were keeping your distance from him. In the beginning it didn't really bother him because to be honest you asked him annoying questions a lot. Even if he didn't want to admit it, he had to hold back a smile or two simply because you were so enthusiastic and passionate about his kingdom and its inhabitants or creatures. But proud as he was as the king and god of the seas, he would just wait until you crawled back to him. Only Poseidon reckoned without you. You just gave him the cold shoulder. You avoid contact with him. You ignore him. You run away from him when you saw him. Until the god finally had enough. He knew that you get along well with the water nymphs and that you spent a lot of time with them. Which secretly made Poseidon jealous, because you were his wife, after all. He was the one who first laid claim to you. And he wanted you, NOW! Just as you wanted to continue talking to the nymphs, you noticed that they were looking fearfully behind you. By the time you figured out why, two strong arms grabbed you and swung you over the shoulders of the god of the seas. "Poseidon what is..-" But he only gave you a bitter and frustrated look. "You have the right to remain silent, woman. We will settle this in our private chambers."

Poseidon wasted no time and threw you onto your big double bed. Before you could even react, Poseidon was sitting on top of you each leg of him on one side of your body - no chance of escaping. "I have to commend you (name). No one has ever dared to disobey my orders and instructions like you did - and that as my faithful wife. You have courage and self-confidence. So it was not a wrong decision to choose you as my wife. But one thing you should still remember in your little sparrow brain.." He bent down to you and turned your head to the side with incredible force so that he licked your lower neck with his tongue until it reached your ear. Just feeling the reaction of you evoked in Poseidon his desire for you and gave him a sense of triumph. Then he blew into your ear before he started nibbling on it. "You know why I'm titled Tyrant of the Seas, right? But just to be sure, I'll show you what it means when you anger the Tyrant of the Seas."

After so many rounds of wild, uninhibited sex, you were nothing like a mess. You had no more strength. You no longer had your body tension under control. Your whole body was covered in hickeys, bite marks and scratches. Your vagina could rather be mistaken for a flowing oasis because your beloved husband has made your vulva cum more than once with his gifted tongue and his abnormally large cock. And Poseidon loved everything about it. He really loved you even if he didn't always show it. But in the end he would never let any other man put his hand on you. Let alone the lustful looks. He would personally let these siner suffer in Thartarus forever. With what little strength you have left, you try to reach your husband's hand, but after all those intense rounds of sex, your body just couldn't carry out your commands the way you wanted. But thank God Poseidon saw your gesture and gave you his sweaty hand. For him, too, it was the first time after a long time to have such intense sex. But he also had to admit that performing the act of love feels better when it's with someone you love and who means something to you. "Poseidon?" you spoke with a broken and low voice. "Mmm? What is it?" With your last strength you spoke the words he liked to hear from you the most. "I love you more than anything my God, King and Husband of the seas." And then you fell asleep from exhaustion. Poseidon pulled you to his naked torso. "You'll probably forget those words the next day you little fool, but I love you too, my kindhearted Queen of the seas." And that was the moment when you both calmly fell asleep side by side, hand in hand while you could still hear the soothing sounds of the orca whales outside, which make it so much easier for you to fall asleep.

𝕺𝖇𝖘𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓

𝓨𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓴 𝔁 𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓲 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻

əbˈsɛʃn/

noun

the state of being obsessed with someone or something.

"she cared for him with a devotion bordering on obsession"

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓵

Just imagine

Relaxing in your abode, playing with your fox avatar and drinking your favourite drink

Then all of the sudden fate decided to mess with you by sending you to another world

Then the next thing you hear is that there’s a battle between gods and humanity to decide wether to end them or not

Honestly, you were already tired enough to deal with the news until Burnhilde told you that you need to met Zeus bc somehow you’re now in charge of the Fighters for humanity

Your first reaction when your heard of the Human fighters?

One word

W E A K

You doubt that they’re able to kill the gods

Even tho you can see some of them being able, there’s a chance they’re dying from bloodloss

Luckily, you made a proposal with Zeus

Since your the one who’s technically still alive and have an actual body

If any of the fighters died in the battle, half of their souls would be transported to your body

They would still have a physical form, just that a half of their souls are in you

For both Humans and the gods

Each fighters will be given 2 week to fight before their fight begin

All of those in one condition

You let Zeus Pet your fox form and you need to be with the humans fighter during those weeks

Which means, 1 week with the human and 1 week with the god

Your about to finally met the human fighters

Let’s hope they’re not as weak as you thought

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(The proposal is inspired from Saibotbitch at Wattpad)

Awww🥹😭😭

RoR Incorrect quotes#164 Our Dadam

Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!

Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!

Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!

Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~

Gods/Goddesses:...

RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😊

Episode 22

~Happy Fathers day!~

Child Y/N: Daddy!!Daddy look!!*holding a drawing*

Adam:What a beautiful drawing you did Y/N.*smiles* Is that me?

Child Y/N:*smiles* Yes!!

Adam:Oh,you sure made your dad look awesome! I'm not that good looking!

Child Y/N:*puff her cheeks* Daddy is the most attractive man in the world!! When I grow up I wanna marry him!!

Adam:*chuckles* "So cute"

~Present~

Adam:"Haaaa those were good times"

Eve:Y/N will be here soon with her partner please...be gentle with them.

Adam:Eve you don't have to worry. I will welcome them regardless who they are. "I cannot say they will be safe if they are a man"*dark smile*

Cain/Abel:"Is written on your face that you will kill them if they are a male"

*The bell rings*

Eve:Y/N is here!*happy and goes to open the door*

Y/N:Hi mom!! *smiles and hugs her*

Eve:Oh welcome back Y/N!! My sweet child! Oh and you must Y/N's part-...

Odin:I'm...Odin....pleased to meet you.

The whole family had the same thought:"HE IS SO OLD THAT HE COULD BE HER FATHER/ME"

Y/N:I brought an apple pie for you Dad! Happy Father's Day!!

Adam:....T-thank you darling*force a smile*

~During dinner~

Y/N:*smiles and eats* Huginn, Munnin are you enjoying the food.

Huginn:It's good

Munnin:*eating everything *

Abel:...."Everything seems fine??..."*sweating*

Cain:"Dad seems calm....I wonder why"*scared as fuck*

Eve:*looks at her husband*

Adam*thinking about 1000 ways to kill Odin* "Why did she choose him!? My precious little girl!"

Y/N:Oh...daddy can you pass me the salt?

Adam/Odin:*both reach for the salt *

Abel/Cain/Huginn/Munnin: "Oh shit"

Eve: "Oh sweet heaven"

Adam:Odin.....I think you need a check up on your hearing...she said Daddy...*ready to jump on Odin"

Y/N:*embarrassed looks at Odin* "Please do not say something to provocate him"

Odin:Your daughter calls me daddy too.

Adam:.....*jumps on Odin and punches him*

Y/N:DAD NO!

[Owlie note: thank @luxthestrange they chose Odin for this xD]

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 23

Y/N: Strictly hypothetical....let's say someone wants to take you out on a date

Apollo: Why is it hypothetical?

Y/N: Check your calendar,pussycat.

Leonidas:*laughs in the background*

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 24

~Apollo's palace~

Apollo:*looking at himself in the mirror* I look so beautiful!

Y/N:*laughing hysterically in the background*

Apollo:....I guess somebody ENVIOUS says otherwise.

Y/N: Bro you wear even more make up than my grandmother and at least she looks stylish!

Ares: Wooooooo!*cheering for Y/N*

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 25

Y/N:YO HERK OPEN THE F**ING DOOR IM HERE!

Hercules:*opens the door*Hey Y/N!! Welcome to my home!

Y/N: Man it's not the first time I came here. Is everything ready??Is the old man out of the house??

Hercules:*chuckles *Yes he's not here tonight , did you bring the forbidden goods???

Y/N:*evilly smirks and shows every kind of junk food* Have I ever disappointed ya?

Hercules: Never.

Y/N stayed at Hercules house for their first sleepover, they had so much fun together while playing videogames eating junk food. They have been best friends for years now but never had the chance to do a sleepover due to some grumpy old man.

~The next morning~

Y/N:*wakes up * mmmm *groans * I hate mornings so much...

Hercules:*still sleeping*

Y/N:*smirks* Come on big baby...rise and shine, time to get your ass up!! I want breakfast you are the cook between the two of us! *

Hercules:*opens his eyes* Give me five minutes Y/N~ * very deep morning voice*

*Y/N.exe has stopped working*

Bonus!!

~A few days later ~

Hermes:*drinking coffee*

Y/N:.....

Hermes: For a big softy like him my brother sure has a very deep morning voice, am I right??

Y/N:.....I hate you so much....*gives him 20 dollars*

Hermes:*smiles*

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 26

Tesla:*literally kicks the door open *Come on Y/N,let's go!

Y/N:*sleeping on their desk* 💤💤💤💤

Tesla: *looks at them *

Y/N:*dorky smile and red cheeks *mmm

Tesla:....💡....*gets closer to Y/N's ear* Y/N darling wake up.

Y/N:*doesn't move*

Tesla:😑....Y/N wake up my wife will be home any minute.

Y/N:*jumps from their chair* WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!*searches for them*....*looks at Tesla*

Tesla:*smirks*

Y/N:...You're awful...

Tesla:I love you too!! Now let's go!! We have so much work to do!

Y/N:*groans*

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 27

Y/N: Apollo move your ass we are late!

Apollo: I'm putting my make up! Dont worry darling I'm almost done!

Y/N: Apollo you know you don't need make up.

Apollo:Awwwwww that's so sweet from y-

Y/N: You need a whole plastic surgery.

Apollo:....nevermind.

Jack the ripper NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He will get you whatever you want. He'll prepare you tea and draw a bath if you want.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his thighs, they're just so big and thick. He loves how much you love them and obsess over them.

He loves your eyes, the way they shine in the light. They say eyes are the gateway to the soul (or however the saying goes)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He likes to cum in you and have you milk him dry but if you don't want it he'll come in your mouth.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has had many fantasies of him holding a knife to your throat and making you surrender to him, and then him fucking you and doing what he wishes to your body.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He only has a little experience. But he knows what he is doing. Look where he grew up...

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He is a simple man/gentleman, so missionary. He likes to see all of you while he is fucking you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He is more on the serious side but there may be some goofy/light hearted moments.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He is very well kept, so you don't have to worry about any of his pubic hair in your mouth or scratching your face when you go down on him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He will be very romantic amd makes sure your comfortable. He wants you to love every second and enjoy the experience. He never wants to be like those men who only takes pleasure for himself.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't jack off unless absolutely necessary. He much rather have you to take care of it .

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He likes knife and blood play. He honestly likes anything that has you at his mercy and that gets your heart racing. He wants to see that pretty color consume your body.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Bedroom. It's very convenient for him and a safe place.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you vulnerable and weak with that gorgeous color cover that body. But he also likes it when your in a little tight dress making him apple pie. Makes him want to bend you over that counter and take you right there.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't do anything involving another person. You are his and his alone no one else will see you so exposed and vulnerable.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves giving, your moans are music to his ears.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He is slow and sensual, but catch him on an off day, prepare to not walk for the next day.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn't like them because he can't just do one quick round. He likes to have a full session. Al the quickies you guys have lead to hours of fucking.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He will experiment with you and he is down for certain risks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last for hours. He has a ton of stamina.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own toys and he prefers not to use them. But if you ask nicely he will use them on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will tease a small amount but not a lot, he is a gentleman after all.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He makes noise; panting, whining, groaning, moaning, you name it. He wants to make it clear that you make him feel good.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I feel like he would like CNC and voyeurism. He definitely would have you cock warm him while he's reading.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He is a decent length at around 6 inches and 2 inches thick.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's a good drive, he's not horny all the time and can control his urges. If your horny he's horny.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep after a couple minutes and after your taken care of.

If it's all right can I please ask for a yandere Beelzebub NSFW from record of Ragnarok

But if you're uncomfortable with this or you don't do NSFW feel free to ignore this request

I'm comfortable with yandere's and NSFW :) Also since I haven't really read the manga his character might be ooc. Also sorry if it isn't good I'm not so experienced in writing male smut.

Also a bit of a warning the consent is dubious. Like it's there but not. The whole situation is that Beelzebub was obsessed with you and took you for his own and let's you out of his home on occasion. You've developed a bit of Stockholm syndrome as well. This time you were ordering coffee and the guy was flirting which upset Beelzebub.

Yandere! Beelzebub x male! reader

You slowly backed away from his towering figure that was inching closer to you. You trembled underneath his cold gaze. You put your hands up in front of your face and begged. "P-please Beel I swear I would never cheat on you or leave you" your eyes filled with tears that threatened to spill.

"Then why were you talking with that man?" he said in a harsh tone "I was j-just gonna g-get a coffee and he just started making conversation..I swear nothing happened and I didn't even want to talk but h-he kept dragging it out I-" you stammered and you raised your voice in panic. His eyes narrowed at your shaking frame.

"Beel please I'm sorry" you walked closer to him and rested your head on his chest. Your tears falling free and wetting his shirt. He was filled with jealousy and anger. How dare someone talk to you and even look at you. The mere thought of him even laying a finger on you infuriated him. He wrapped his arms around you and gripped you tight.

He would make sure that you would never leave the house again without him or just never leave period. He picked you up and tossed you in the bed. Your eyes widened and you realized what was happening. "Beel please don't be so rough and harsh this time..." You whimpered

He ignored it though and tore off you clothing making you gasp. Your cheeks flushed and you looked away not being able to handle his burning gaze. He was taking in every inch of you, memorizing it and smirking that no one else could see this. Your all his and no one else's, he makes sure of that.

He slowly took off his jacket then shirt revealing his toned body. You looked over at him and licked your lips. Your eyes traced over his whole body and your cheeks grew a deeper shade of pink. He noticed your gaze which made him more proud.

He unzipped his pants and slowly pulled out his cock from his boxers. You grew nervous about his well endowed cock. You always had a hard time taking it. Without any warning or prep he thrusted in. Your mouth opened wide and pain seared through your body.

You gripped the sheets and tossed your head back. He leaned over you and placed his head in your neck and sucked an bite harshly. Your eyes rolled back in your head and you let out a moan. Your cock fully hardened and ached to be touched.

In your head you wished he would stop but another wanted him to keep going. His warm breath tickled your neck and you were sure you were going to be covered in his marks. His thrust's were hard and fast, you felt like you were going to tear. No matter how much you've taken him you always had a hard time getting used to him.

He suddenly grabbed both your wrists and pinned them against the bed. He growled and he hit that certain spot that had your toes curling. Your eyes rolled far back and your mouth opened. You moaned and wrapped your legs on the back of his legs; trapping him although it's not like he was going to stop anyway.

He looked down at your face and felt pride swell in his chest. He knew he was the only one who could make you feel like this. The sound of his balls slapping against the mound of your ass bounced off the walls. You were sure that if anybody was in the house they would here it.

Beelzebub captured your mouth with his, roughly kissing you. If you didn't know better you would've thought he was a bad kisser. His tongue invaded your mouth and made sure to touch explore every inch of your mouth. Both of your tongues intertwined and as you departed from one another a trail of salvia followed.

You panted and whispered his name. Your eyes were half lidded. You knew he was close to cumming and so were you. His thrust's never slowed down or got sloppy. In fact they increased and his face was flushed. He breathed out your name and let out and choked groan and came in you. You soon followed as well and your cum covered your chest.

You blushed in embarrassment, Beelzebub grip on you tightened. As he whispered lowly in your ear "Your mine" you shuddered and replied back "Always"

Jack, Hermes, Kojiro, Lu Bu, and Buddha walking in on you humping his pillow

Jack

Was away for a while but didn't tell you why

You were lonely and needy

So here you were on top of his pillow humping and rubbing yourself on it

He opened the door quietly trying to surprise you, he heard noises upstairs

He krept up the stairs and heard you moan

He paused and opened the door smirking

There you were humping his pillow like a bitch in heat

He leaned on the doorframe and watched your face contort in pleasure as you cummed all over the pillow

He cleared his throat to signal he was there which startled you making you jump

He walked towards you taking your hands in his and nips on you neck

"You really couldn't last 3days without me?" He chuckles in your ear

He will then proceed to fuck you properly and give you the best head ever

Hermes

Had business with Zeus and Ares so he was gone for a while

When he texted you he'd be home soon so he was surprised when you weren't waiting for him at the door

He walked though the house searching for you

Imagine his surprise when he saw his beloved darling humping his pillow with a flushed face and closed eyes and moaning his name loudly

He smirked and held his chin with his hand and the other on his hip

He noted this in his head for later and just enjoyed the show

When you stopped to catch your breath you saw him standing in the doorway smirking

He gave you a wink and walked up to you and held you down "Couldn't even wait two days, huh?" He kissed along your jaw and gave a peck to your lips "So naughty.." he mumbled and a hand went to play with your sex

He made you cum with his hand before he thrusted himself into you and over stimulate you for hours

Kojiro

Was out training and lost track of time but he knew you would understand but hoped you wouldn't be too mad

He slide open the door and immediately froze when he heard your voice calling his name in bliss

His face heated up and he slowly krept over to you and saw you humping his pillow

His face was red and he started stuttering which alerted you

Your head snapped back and your face was red from pleasure and embarrassment

Kojiro walked closer to you and towered over your figure in a swift movement you were underneath him with him straddling your hips and his hands on each side of your head

His hot breath panned against your face and he licked his lips then he stole your lips with his kissing you sloppily

He parted for air and immediately removed his pants and without warning thrusted into you

He tossed his head back and let out a soft moan, he pulled your legs over his shoulders and picked up the pace; he is going to be fucking you for hours

Lu Bu

He was off fighting and you were left at the camp waiting for him to return

You were waiting for what seemed like forever and you were so needy so you grabbed his pillow and slowly fucked yourself on it and moaned out his name

You pictured yourself riding him instead of his pillow

Lu Bu and his army headed back to the camp, Lu Bu jumped off his horse sighing and rubbing his neck

He opened the tents flap and at first didn't recognize you but looking up he froze for a second and then grinned

He grabbed your shoulder making you yelp

He pinned you underneath him and you could see his cock harden in his pants and you let out a wimper

You were getting wet and really needy "P-please Lu Bu I need you so bad" you squirmed "Your such a needy whore huh?" He said in a low voice

He undid his pants and tore yours off and teased you and made you beg for his cock before he thrusted into you at fucked you at an inhuman pace

Buddha

Buddha was away on a trip which left you lonely and needy

You were thinking of him fucking your mouth which got you wet so you did what anyone would do and you humped his pillow

Your moans echoed off the walls of your shared bedroom and your mind blocked out any sounds including the front door opening and Buddha shouting your name

His brow raised and he called your name again which lead to him frowning and brows furrowed

He heard noises from your bedroom and he headed over and opens the door

His lollipop was crushed in his mouth when he saw the sight of you fucking yourself on his pillow

The stick fell out his mouth and he swallowed the bits and grinned "I wasn't even gone long" he said and chuckled

You squealed and you backed up off the pillow

He walked towards you and tugged off his shirt and jacket

He grabbed your ankle and tugged you towards you towards him, he threw your legs over his shoulders and preceded to eat you out for hours, overstimulating you

Yandere Alphabet w/ Jack the ripper

Affection — how do they show their love and affection?

Little touches and small gentle kisses

Blood — how messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Semi messy. He won't outright kill people unless they are a threat. He may torture people that leave them on the brink of death if they don't immediately seek medical attention.

Cruelty — how would they treat their darling once abducted?

He would be nice and treat you like any gentleman would.

Darling — aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Yes but it's nothing serious. He may give you kisses on the cheek or lingering touches. Nothing psychical or terrible like rape or torture. He respects you and loves you and wants you to love him back.

Exposed — how vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Almost fully vulnerable. He has nothing to hide from you but a few dark things. He wants you to open up like he has.

Fight — how would they feel if their darling fought back?

He would not enjoy it. He wants you to accept him and your fate. You were made for each other.

Game — is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

It's not a game and he would hate to see you try to leave him. The first time it happened it worried him but after the second and third he grew annoyed.

Hell — what would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

When he comes home covered in blood and a disheveled mess. He hugs and smoothers you which results in the blood getting and smearing on you. You were panicked but he didn't let go of you despite your screams and protest. He fell asleep and gagged at the smell and threw up a little but he to wait to clean up until he woke up and released his hold on you.

Ideals — what kind of future do they have in mind for their darling?

One where you are both happily married and have at least a child or two.(if you can't have children then maybe you can adopt)

Jealousy — do they get jealous? How do they handle it?

He can get jealous sometimes but it's rare. He trusts you and is secure in the relationship. He knows you wouldn't leave him. When and if he gets jealous he just quietly huffs to himself and stands menacingly being you.

Kisses — how do they act around or with their darling?

He acts like a gentleman. He's very caring and loving.

Love letters — how would they go about approaching their darling?

Little gifts left at your door and then bloody roses. Before kidnapping you he would send a very detailed letter about his infatuation of you.

Mask — are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Yes. Around others he can be considered standoffish and a little aloof. Although still nice. But around you you see his soft side.

Naughty — how would they punish their darling?

He would probably bound you to your shared bed and gag you. He might talk down to you and abuse you emotionally to make you feel bad.

Oppression — how many rights would they take away from their darling?

You wouldn't have a lot but you have more than what most darlings would have.

Patience — how patient are they with their darling?

Very patient. He almost never loses his patience or lashes out at you.

Quite — if their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

I feel like there is a 6-10% he would find another darling if the first one does but it's very unlikely. He loved you very much but if he found another darling he wouldn't love them as much as he did you and probably only have them as a rebound. If darling escapes he would be devastated but try to find you. He is searching all over London and panicking.

Regret — would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling?

A little but seeing you next to him(wether you want to or not) gets rid of all the guilt.

Stigma — what brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Probably childhood. He's never had anyone and the one he did she didn't truly love him and then he killed her(*cough*his mom*cough*) He never truly felt love as now that he has he is not letting go.

Tears — how do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He hates it. He doesn't want you to shed tears and scream at him. He expects it he's not to delusional but, he still hates it and it visibly upsets him.

Unique — would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

He doesn't do a lot of non-con stuff and he doesn't put gags and ties on you. He doesn't believe he needs to restrain you and he believes you will warm up to him. He doesn't want to force himself on you because that will only push you away.

Vice — what weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

How caring he can be. He is always sweet and understanding with you. He may sometimes if you beg enough take you out. When it comes to you he a bit of a push over.

Wit’s end — would they ever hurt their darling?

If you push his buttons enough then yes. But he wont do it for fun he'll do it because he has to discipline you.

Xoanon — how much would they revere or worship their darling?

He worships you a bit. Not overwhelming but thinks your a gift from the gods because your so beautiful and amazing.

Yearn — how long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Probably 5-6 months. He just needs to make sure all the preparations for you are perfect and your going to be safe.

Zenith — would they ever break their darling?

I don't think he would. You would probably fall to Stockholm syndrome or fall normally. He's just such a gentleman and would treat you better the non anyone.

Yandere Alphabet w/ Hermes

Affection — how do they show their love and affection?

He'll bake you little goodies and cook you meals. Sometimes they might be drugged with things to call you down but sometimes they're not. He'll also play some songs for you on his violin.

Blood — how messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

He is willing to get messy but doesn't prefer it. He doesn't like making messes or getting dirty but if he has to he will.

Cruelty — how would they treat their darling once abducted?

Depends on how darling acts. If darling is rude then he is rude if darling is chill then he is nice and gentle. But even then he can be a little sadistic. He just likes to see you cry from time to time and have you beg but nothing much.

Darling — aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Depends. If darling is being terrible he might need to teach them a lesson and depending on what they did will depend on what he does. He might touch and grope you even if you try to shrug him off. He would never go as far as showing you off on display though. No one but him will get to touch you and see your beauty; not even his family. Ares is to stupid and rough to be able to admire your beauty, Zeus...(well need I say more?), Apollo has so many women and men already he doesn't need another one especially if he is just gonna treat you like a whore.

Exposed — how vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

He isn't exposed much. He just doesn't open up not because he doesn't love you he does. But he just doesn't because there truly isn't a need for him to do so.

Fight — how would they feel if their darling fought back?

He would be amused at first then, it would be irritating. He thought it was cute you thought you could escape. Then you kept trying and it's like you don't even see him as a god an just a weak human.

Game — is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

He doesn't view it as a game but finds it pretty amusing. Watching you try and escape from him, a god. He chuckles and let's you get your hopes up and run to find a god to help you. But no god in there right mind is gonna mess with his Darling (Well Buddha will but you didn't reach him in time). He'll then quickly scoop you back into his arms and talk to you in a condescending manner. Why would you think you'd be able to escape?

Hell — what would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

When you tried to run to his brothers or father for help. It pissed him off. You could practically feel his aura coming off him. He kept the same smile but you could tell he was planning something. He slammed you against the wall and pinned you by your neck. Why did you go to his brothers? Did you want them more than him? Did you honestly think they were gonna help you? What was the point? Was it just to make me mad? Your in for a whole world of hurt :/

Ideals — what kind of future do they have in mind for their darling?

One where your basically his lap dog. You obey all his commands and don't put up a fight. You basically fall into Stockholm syndrome and view him as you should've in he first place. A god.

Jealousy — do they get jealous? How do they handle it?

He hardly ever gets jealous but when he does it probably because of something to do with his brothers. You were talking with Ares and although Ares is not competition it pisses him off to no end to see you talking to him. Then Zeus pulls you in and clearly flirting and suggesting things to you. He would simply say something that could be read as aggressive and scoop you up in his arms and take you away.

Kisses — how do they act around or with their darling?

He's the same person he is with everyone else. But he is more loving and gentle with you but also a little sadistic. He'll whisper sweet things in your ear while he is treating your body harshly. He is also an obsessive and manipulative yandere so...

Love letters — how would they go about approaching their darling?

He would try to court you by taking you on dates. He's cooking for you and getting you jewelry if you like that stuff. If that doesn't work then he's kidnapping you lmao.

Mask — are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Not really but like I said he'll be more loving (and sadistic). You can totally see his yandere behaviors.

Naughty — how would they punish their darling?

By bending you over his lap and spanking you. It is probably psychical but he can and will punish you with non physically.

Oppression — how many rights would they take away from their darling?

Some you keep more than most darlings. He won't rape or SA you. He's better than that and he won't make you walk around with no clothes in his house. You also have free reign of the house and can use whatever you want in the house. Wether that be internet or even knives. You can't call anyone and you need a divine weapon to even hurt him.

Patience — how patient are they with their darling?

He is pretty patient it is gonna take a lot for him to snap. But when he does...you better stay begging and praying.

Quite — if their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

If darling dies he would be shocked and sad for a bit. He would grieve and move on but he probably won't get another. Its a surprise he felt that way in the first place. If darling escapes he will just find them which want take less than a day.

Regret — would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling?

No 💀

Stigma — what brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Probably more curiosity and wanting to feed this strong emotion he's getting. He can be greedy I mean he's a god after all.

Tears — how do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He doesn't always enjoy but he doesn't care much. It will get annoying after a while but if he can't handle it he will gag you.

Unique — would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Yeah he would probably let you out without supervision. I mean where would you go? He would let you out and you think you would have a chance but then you almost fall to your death and your reminded where you are. He knows you can't get anywhere or hide so he lets you roam and when you think your being slick he ends up by your side in an instant just smirking with a condescending look on his face.

Vice — what weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

There isn't anything you could exploit he knows how to keep a cool head. He does everything with purpose and he plans for everything. You ain't escaping him 😂

Wit’s end — would they ever hurt their darling?

He would but would only before his pleasure. If you misbehave he is putting you in his lap and spanking you. Wether or not you enjoy it he is hurting you. He enjoys seeing you beg and helpless for him. It reminds you of your place and how you need to watch your mouth.

Xoanon — how much would they revere or worship their darling?

He isn't worshipping you but he doesn't really expect you to worship him. He honestly doesn't care if you. Does he get some sort of feeling in his chest when you do of course because he is a god. But he isn't like those stuck up gods who need to be showered in mortal's praise.

Yearn — how long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

2 months. He would need to accept his feelings then he would try to court you normally. If that doesn't work he is then preparing his bike for you and after that kidnaping you so honestly could be shorter than 2months.

Zenith — would they ever break their darling?

He would and he would not feel bad about it. He probably wanted to break you in the first place. Strong willed and not giving in easily? Well now your broken lol.

RoR Incorrect quotes#192 Spikey Mouse

Heracles: This is my special friend, Y/n, I don’t think they’re okay but at this point, I’m going with it

Y/n, holding a Hedgehog: Pretty Himbo, look, I found a spiky mouse :D

Heracles, Taking pictures of you: you’re doing amazing sweetie