Sander Side Patton - Tumblr Posts

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We have all the names boiiiiiiis

more texting conversations

Roman: How many bodies you got?

Patton: 10!

Roman: lmao, patton is wild

Patton: yeah, i love all my friends

Virgil: does he- is no one gonna tell him?

Remus: i also have ten (:

*five minutes of silence in the gc*

Janus: and welcome back, guys gals and non-binary pals, to another round of does remus mean murder, s*x or something complete random! Who’s placing bets?!

Logan: 100% murder

Virgil: no, its deffo something random

Remus: Technically, you’re both right but I’m gonna say Virgil’s right but only cause Logan is too insufferable when he’s right

*ten minutes later*

Patton: WAIT ‘BODIES‘ IS TO DO WITH S*X??

Roman: YES. WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED BY THIS?!

sander sides Harry Potter au

There’s not much to headcannon about when it comes to which houses they would be sorted into because they already told us what they wanted there houses be

Patton is a hufflepuff 

Logan is ravenclaw

Roman is gryffindor 

And Virgil is the reason I made this post I headcannon that in a hogwarts setting he would be a squib maybe a groundskeeper in training that’s why he feels out of place and why he is so insecure