Scientist Stereotypes

Scientist Stereotypes

Biologist: Can't do math

Theoretical Physicist: Can’t do anything but math

Geologist: Rock collection addict

Military Scientist: Meet the Engineer TF2

Archeologist: Thinks about the Roman Empire more times a day than most men think about sex 

Sexologist: Thinks about sex more times a day than most men think about the Roman Empire

Chemist: A pyromaniac and/or is very fun at parties

Science Communicator: Is only fun at parties when everyone else there are nerds

Mycologist/Entomologist: They are VERY interested and passionate about gross things and THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

Computer Scientist: gay

I stole Christmas

One of the hard things about being a tumblr funny person, to me, is that I suspect my sense of humor is only slightly different than most of yours. Like, some posts that I'm real proud of and think are completely hilarious get passed over and some other posts that I made as an afterthought which I think are, like, kinda funny I guess, get heckin' 500 notes a day. Why? WHY?

Something about the Emperor's New Clothes; why would the Emperor want to wear clothes he believes  are invisible to incompetent people? Does he want incompetent people to think he's naked?? Is he an exhibitionist with a stupidity fetish???

New Names for Throw Away Side Characters Just Dropped:

Allenzander Alexandrew Petrick Pater Ronathan Johnald Micholas Nichael Branjamin Bendon Bobert Billiam

Aliceandra Elizabethany Samanda Amantha Kaitryn Julica Jessabella Kasan  Susren Ashirley Emileigh

Happy New Year 2004!

I used a timeinator to turn back time to the mid 2000s when things were simpler and major historical events didn't happen.

But like everyone still thinks it's 2024 so...