Scientist Stereotypes

Scientist Stereotypes

Biologist: Can't do math

Theoretical Physicist: Can’t do anything but math

Geologist: Rock collection addict

Military Scientist: Meet the Engineer TF2

Archeologist: Thinks about the Roman Empire more times a day than most men think about sex 

Sexologist: Thinks about sex more times a day than most men think about the Roman Empire

Chemist: A pyromaniac and/or is very fun at parties

Science Communicator: Is only fun at parties when everyone else there are nerds

Mycologist/Entomologist: They are VERY interested and passionate about gross things and THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

Computer Scientist: gay

I DEMAND MORE MILITARY SCIENTIST REPRESENTATION.

I WORK HARD TO MAKE SURE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY'S GET THE FREEDOM THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR, ONE BULLET AT A TIME!

God bless America!

(is this a parody? Yes. Do I want more military scientist in those lil skits you do? Also yes)

Well, I can only say that, much like the elections of those third world countries, you have successfully influenced me to reprioritize my queue. It will be out Monday.

Please don't kill me.

immediately fell in love with your blog this content is gold can I make a blog to be your overzealous henchman

YES, my legion of dastardly ne'er-do-wells grows!

Please sign this employee contract, at-will termination agreement, at-will disintegration agreement, oh and if you hear anyone saying they're from the Henching Union you can go ahead and just blast them no questions asked thanks!

One of the hard things about being a tumblr funny person, to me, is that I suspect my sense of humor is only slightly different than most of yours. Like, some posts that I'm real proud of and think are completely hilarious get passed over and some other posts that I made as an afterthought which I think are, like, kinda funny I guess, get heckin' 500 notes a day. Why? WHY?

I stole Christmas