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hey :)
- a nice greeting
- may be a new friend
- polite
hey ;)
- please fuck me you sexy sexy bitch
accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body
The appetiser is teasing, the main is total presence while we devour each other in the dance as it takes us on the heights of pleasure, the dessert is orgasmic. ✨️
What if 1:
Ok so Stiles really wants to do some sexting and tries to get Malia to do it with him, but part of her doesn't understand and the other part thinks phones are dumb. So Stiles decided to show her the joy of sexting by convincing Scott to do a three way sexting convo between him and Malia with Stiles and Scott sexting while Malia reads along. So they start, things are a little awkward at first, but then Stiles and Scott start getting really into it and completely forget Malias even reading the conversation. As for Malia, well she still doesn't really want to sext (cuz phones are dumb), but hey reading it is pretty fantastic!
me rn
text messages with yuuji itadori
NSFW
Pairing: Yuuji ItadorixReader
Summary: Yuuji is horny and texts you…
Warning: Sexting
A/N: idk what I created tbh it was so spontaneous and I didn’t think much LMAO
Yuuji is aged up in all my works (20+)
MDNI
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Miss Dial [fratboy!yoongi x reader] | 1
VERY MUCH CO-WRITTEN BY THE LOVELY AND EFFERVESCENT @cyphertrip <3333 PLEASE SEND HER INSANE AMOUNTS OF LOVE, OKAY?
{ chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | coming soon! }
[11:31] You: okay so i’m texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting yoongi and telling him how badly i want his cock tonight. Arent you proud?
[11:32] unknown number: this is yoongi, hi
Rated M for explicit sexy shit, including but not limited to Yoongi’s creative language and lascivious use of cell phones. Also alcohol and partying!!! Based off of THIS gem from Texts From Last Night :-) Word count 6.1k.
It happened every single time you came here.
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Snap Decision
(A chance meeting with a stranger at a bar helps you recover from a bad breakup.)
Warnings: 11000+ words of mostly sex stuff. Bad ex boyfriends. People doing inadvisable things. Listen up kids: in real life you should be more cautious about who you let take naked pictures of you! Lots and lots of sex. If you’ve read my stuff before, you know the drill.
You thought it would be fun to work in sales after you graduated from university; you would travel around the country, meeting new people, holding meetings in fancy high rise office buildings in big cities, wining and dining clients at gourmet restaurants while you closed deals and made boatloads of money. The reality was that you were selling industrial wastewater management systems, making a moderate income, while traveling four days a week to factories and chemical refineries in some of the least glamorous locations on earth. You didn’t mind the work itself, but the evenings alone in small town hotel rooms were dull and disheartening, so you would frequently head out to a local movie theater or neighborhood bar to distract yourself from the loneliness on the road.
It was pouring down rain outside and you decide to run to the closest place you could find to grab a drink, rather than risk driving around and getting lost. That’s how you found yourself sitting alone at the bar of the Applebee’s restaurant that was adjacent to your hotel, sipping on something called a Blue Hawaiian, in a town you couldn’t even remember the name of.
Unruly children sat with their families having dinner in the nearby booths, while innocuously bland pop songs played overhead. You took one sip of the cloyingly sweet blue cocktail in front of you and immediately regretted your decision to come here tonight. Given the lousy week you had experienced, you would have been better off drinking cheap whiskey at a dive bar filled with unapologetic alcoholics. Here, the family friendly atmosphere mixed with the empty promises of a fruity cocktail that was designed to trick you into thinking you were on a tropical island vacation instead of in your real life. Your real crappy life.
You had totally blown the sale today. The clients had a million questions about the technical specifications of the products you were trying to sell, but you kept tripping over your words and making yourself sound like an idiot. You blamed your poor work performance on lack of sleep. And you blamed the lack of sleep on your boyfriend, David. Actually, he was your ex-boyfriend now. After more than a year together, you dumped him for cheating on you.
He claimed he was faithful, but you were certain he was lying. He never picked up his phone when you called him from out on the road. He would eventually call you back, but his stories about where he was and what he was doing always sounded a little off. The final blow came when your friend Stephanie told you she saw him going into a movie theater with another girl. David claimed Stephanie was mistaken and that you were just paranoid and jealous for no reason. You wanted to believe him, but deep down you were sure that Stephanie was right. All the unresolved questions you had about what David was doing while you were working could easily be answered if he had been cheating on you. David cried when you told him it was over, he begged you to reconsider, but you were resolute and just walked away.
That had been a week ago, and every day since then, you questioned whether or not you made the right decision. You had no hard proof that he had been unfaithful. Sure, Stephanie said she saw him, but she only saw from a distance. Maybe she was mistaken. Maybe it was just someone who looked like David.
“Is this seat taken?”
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Until Next Time—01 [m]
[4:38 AM] Jimin: film yourself for me
[4:38 AM] You: Ur kidding
[4:38 AM] Jimin: do it
[4:38 AM] Jimin: i know the day just started but do you know what i’m craving for breakfast?
[4:38 AM] Jimin: i want to get a taste of your heaven
Synopsis: Who would have guessed that a stranger you met through an online game would quickly escalate into a cyber fuck buddy?
Pairing: Jimin x Reader // Gaming!AU
Genre: Smut & a dash of humor
Word Count: 5k
Includes: sexting/phone sex, dirty talk
Parts: 01 || 02 || 03
A/N: oh man, i can’t believe this is showing its light again either
[10:22:05 PM] erectchim: um. who are you
[10:22:13 PM] seokjinsaga: has left the server.
It starts with a swarm of messages from unrecognizable usernames, one stranger flooding after another. You get a sudden impulse to turn back and explain to the other players that you made a typo in the server name, admitting it is all a mistake, but you freeze when your cursor hovers over the chat bar. All you have to do is exit the game but you choose not to and surprisingly, you hold no regrets.
[10:22:20 PM] erectchim: this is a private server
[10:22:29 PM] erectchim: how did you get in here?
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One Screw Short
→ Genres: Slice of life, crack, fluff, smut. Next door Neighbour!Taehyung needs help building a bed, and thank God you’re there. → Warnings: Smut, oral, sexting, phone sex, masturbation, unprotected sex, mild breathplay, Taehyung calls you a slut much more than once. → Word Count: 19k. → A/N: Thank you so much to my very wonderful and very incredible and very beautiful baby girl @wagicshop for making me such a beautiful banner. I am nothing if not in awe of you and your never ending talents. Also, I love you. Also, thank you again. Also, I would die without you.
It was seldom that sleep came to you very easily. That had just been a matter of truth since you could remember. Even when you were a child, you’d lay awake in bed at night, staring at the ceiling after your parents had tucked you in, making up stories in your head or humming songs quietly to yourself until sleep finally wrapped itself around you and tugged you into its depths. It was a nuisance at the very best. Especially on nights like tonight; Thursday nights to be precise. You had only one day left of work before the week was out, and the rules of sleep no longer mattered until Sunday evening rolled around. However, Thursdays were the worst for you because it was the day when the week of poorly handled sleep patterns and work stress caught up to you–which, in turn, made it even harder for sleep.
Which is why you had your Thursday night routine. You’d started it about four months earlier, and for the most part, it worked like a charm. You poured yourself a good two or three–but never more than three–glasses of a nice red wine that you would treat yourself to on the way home, and settle down with an episode of whatever drama you happened to be watching. After the credits rolled, you’d slip into the bath, your eyes lazily watching the bath bomb fizz away into nothing but pleasant scents and pretty colours. Once the water drained, you’d slip into your comfiest sleepwear; an old, worn out, tank top and a pair of comfy shorts. With that, you’d cozy up into the freshly washed covers and sheets and read however many pages of your book it took to slip into a deep and comforting sleep.
Normally, there was no issue. You had your routine down to a science and for the last however many Thursdays that you’d utilized it, it had worked. However, earlier this afternoon, you’d noticed a few stacks of boxes next to the door of the previously vacant apartment directly next to yours. This was notable because now, at whatever the fuck o’clock, with the moon hanging bright and tauntingly directly in your window, you were listening to the incessant curses, grunts and bangs of your new neighbour trying to fuck or murder someone–there was no way to be sure.
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catharsis.
↳ no matter what kind of release you need, he’s there.
◇ jungkook x reader | ft. pjm ◇ smut | college!au | fwb!au ◇ 23.5k [1/1]
notes: i don’t have a good explanation for this. i’m comprised of exactly 0% chill and i really wanted to write a jikook threesome, so here it is ft. too much plot and a whole lotta whipped kook, lmao. quick shoutout to @puellaigmotum, who has been supporting me and calling me out on my shit in equal measure during this process. thanks for listening to me ramble and making me suffer with pictures/gifs of the rude fucker aka jeon jungkook - i do appreciate it ♡
also, please read this on a computer if you’re able! the keep reading cut doesn’t always show up, and this fic can and will freeze the mobile app, believe me, lmao.
warnings: switch!jjk, kinda sleazy jimin, oral, slight overstimulation, multiple orgasms, dirty talk, masturbation, sexting, threesome (mfm), mild cumplay? who really knows!
Of two things, you are certain.
The first—and undoubtedly the most pressing—is that finals week is going to be the death of you. Tearing your gaze from the chemistry book on your desk, you flop down ungracefully onto your bed for a well-deserved break, extending one hand to rummage around the crumpled blankets for your phone.
The second—and really, you’re counting on this—is that Jeon Jungkook’s dick is going to keep you sane until graduation. Over the past year, you’ve called on each other so often that you don’t even have to scroll down in your text messages to find his name. A few clicks and a simple come over later, you throw your phone down and release a long, heavy breath before letting your eyes slide shut.
At some point, you must have fallen asleep, because you jolt awake to the sound of someone knocking. With a groan, you drag yourself to your feet and pad over to the front door, throwing it open to reveal one exceptionally rumpled Jeon Jungkook, his chest heaving.
You raise an appraising brow. “What, did you fucking run over here?”
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Hey wsup ladies ima sioux native, I recently broke up with my ex nothing new we have a come and go kind of relationship. My ex had a daughter at age 14, I've known her daughter since she was 7 she 18 now she my step daughter. I've watched her change and went thru puberty early at age 11. Her mom is short 5'4 ass thighs and titts nothing overly big but perfect size always horny so mother like daughter. Ok me and ex's daughter watching her go thru puberty becoming sexually active early and of course I knew about this. Filling out in all the right areas becoming boy crazy, so her and her mom always fight amongst each other alot probably because there the same person lol I seen my chance and started sticking up for the daughter and built up our relationship. I knew she will have daddy issues lol one evening her mom was at work I was laying on the couch watching TV after showering. Her daughter comes out of her room wearing short shorts and tank top hair in pig tales and stood in my view of the TV ATM she's freshman. I can tell she moisturized her body nicely shiny. She stood in front of me and tries to be in one of her pouting moments. As I'm watching her explain herself to me her eyes keeps breaking contact with mine to look at my body being distracted. I wanted this to happen that's why I didn't wear any underwear underneath my Grey sweat pants... I tried getting a quick glance at her legs titts but she noticed and says can a couple friends come over but she's grounded,,, I started joking being flirtatious a little and said no way u will be telling ur mom on me she says yeah right never and I said no way smiling by now I'm half hard trying to hide my cock and she jumps on my stomach to get me to change my mind. I can see her nipples were hard after trying to buck her off using my hips and felt her hand touch my cock a few times by now she straddles me and I'm tickling her I touched her b cup titts a few times I'm letting her win and she's breathing hard and stops as she's fixing her hair she's straddled me still I can see her nipples hard underneath her tank top I'm holding her waist still then I noticed she has no underwear on.. by now I'm hoping she doesn't notice I'm getting horny and said ok but u owe me now she gets off and runs to her room.
What is cheating?
So I’m in a long term relationship and it’s good. Sex could be a bit more often (cause he’s working a lot) but other than that it’s great. And recently I started sexting with one guy but it never went beyond that. It got me wondering what cheating means, what kind of acts fall under it. If I don’t feel guilty about it is it still cheating? Or just the simple fact that I’m doing this with another guy makes it cheating?
Possible threesome??
So, few months ago I started sexting with a guy (G) who was in a relationship. And last night, we started as usual and then he told me he wanted me to join them. At first I was pissed because he told me he was alone, but then his girlfriend (R) took his phone and told me she wanted it. Then I spent whole night sexting with her without G knowing and thinking I was angry at him.
So now, she’s interested in me as well and they both want to fuck me without other one knowing, but she’s also open to threesome.
What am I supposed to do now??
Threesome update
There’s been some interesting developments in this. The guy (G) and the girl (R) “talked”. Basically, R doesn't want G to fuck me but is okay with her being in the middle, also she forbade G to do anything with me. On the other hand, G wants to fuck me no matter what and doesn't care what R thinks.
Oh, and R want to fuck me without G knowing or being involved. Double standards much??
Soap opera
Last night my life became a soap opera, and I played a role of a villain. If you remember from my last post, R gave my number to her friend and he contacted me, lets call him T, and last night he tried talking with me again. Since I wasn't interested he said that R was more into it than me, and then he said he fucks her from time to time. It was a new and very interesting information to me and I said that to him. As soon as I sent that I’m getting a text from R saying how T wasn't supposed to say that and she will do anything if I don’t tell G. I asked how dare she to call me a slut when she was doing the same thing, she started making excuses how it was only a couple of times while me and G only ever sexted. Then both R and T offered me threesome with them in exchange for my silence. I said that I won’t come near R ever and that I would keep quiet as long as it suits me.
So now I have something to hold over R if she’s ever being bitch again :D
G again
Thought we were done, he stopped texting and I was more than okay with that. Sure, I thought about him sometime when I masturbated, never when I was with boyfriend.
Turn out, dude just doesn’t quit.
Thinking about fucking him just to get it over with, I’m moving in a few months anyway
imagine sexting but you’re only allowed to use the medical terms