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Having to explain gay slang to my straight friends is so sad
"What does werk mean?"
IT MEANS IM ABOUT TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR WHAT ABOUT THAT??? THATD BE A REAL SLAY WOULDNT IT??? THATD REALLY WORK MY POOSAY OUT YA???? IM ABOUT TO BOOTS YOU DOWN HUNTY???? SHUT UP !!!!!!!!
In order to make school fun, I named the schoolwork files different strange things. There were three of these files. When I went to upload them, it said the files names in the preview. I will tell you those names now.
"i never cheek my email so it's kinda funny to make an email icon.pdf"
"peepaw woah you never told me you were a famous criminal OW WHAT THE BALLS.pdf"
And finally
"In the words of Ayesha Erotica WHERE U @ .pdf"
I had to write an apology email to her I am so humiliated and I'm going to sound insane if she sees the assignment first and not the email I'm in tears
So the new primaries stuff just got revealed...
And I’m not gonna lie, it’s a 50/50 for me
Floaty rhino: 7/10
Literally exactly what I expected out of a anti-grav primaries rhino:
Fuck ton more guns? Check
Weird land speeder esk anti grav plates/pads? Check
Ambiguous photo that leaves many questions about customization and features? You bet your sweet imperial ass!
It’s got what I’d honestly kinda dreaded and hoped for, the design is slightly more imperial than the repulsor, so at least it doesn’t break the art style as much as that weird ass thing.
But the amount of guns it has leads me to think it’s going to be far too much points wise, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say probably 130-140, maybe even higher if those storm bolters can be upped to frag launchers and that Razorback gun on the top can be uped.Over all though?
Probably going to grab one if it’s less than 60$, I need to shuttle my primaris somehow, and I don’t have the points to grab a repulsor, or the cash quite frankly.
Now,
the abhorrent one cometh......................
WHAT THE FUCK GW!?!?!?
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE SHIT!
HOW CAN I EVEN EXPRESS MY UTTER CONFUSION AND DISAPPOINTMENT AND RESENTMENT?!?
Alright, I’ll cool it for a minute.........
Let me at the very least list the things that make this vehicle a 2 rather than a 0 out of 10.
First, the missile pod. I like where it’s located, it reminds me a a leviathans hunter killer rack, but more up armored and simplified.
Second, the feet. Knowing what I do about actual engineering and design, four pronged foot pads like these would probably disperse this abominations weight out quite well, it probably wasn’t intentional, but good touch.
Third and final, the main gun. It looks to be a light auto cannon of sorts, probably a bit lighter than the one the Tartaros terminator carries. Fighting for what is essentially an imperial crisis suit.
Now...
Its been a minute.....
RANT TIME FUCKERS
ITS GOT SO LITTLE ARMOR ID BE SUPRISED IF I COULDNT KILL IT WITH A LASGUN!
FUCKING SERIOUSLY, YOU MAKE THE DREADKNIGHTS FLAWS LOOK LIKE A GERMAN MASTERPIECE OF ENGINEERING.
CHRIST JUST LOOK AT HOW LITTLE JOINT PROTECTION IT HAS
A FUCKING ROLL CAGE!?!?! THIS ISNT AN ATV ITS A WAR MACHINE, A HUMVIE HAS MORE ARMOR ON ITS .50 CAL
NIPPLE STUBBERS? SERIOUSLY? WHATS WITH THIS FETISH ABOUT NON BOLT WEPAONS ON MARINE VEHICLES?!
YOU GAVE IT A PISTOLED HEAVY BOLTER!?! THIS ISNT A GUNDAM GW! YOU COULD HAVE BUILT IT INTO THE HAND, BUT NOOO, HAD TO GIVE THIS SUMBITCH A BIG IRON.
SERIOUSLY, I KNOW THIS IS GETTING LONG, BUT NOT ONE OTHER VEHICLE IN 40K, NOT JUST THE IMPERIUM, ALL OF THIS GODS DAMNED UNIVERSE, HOLSTERS MECH RANGED WEAPONRY!
IT LEGITIMATELY GAVE MORE ARMOR TO ITS DREAD-COCK THAN ITS PILOT! HES IN PHOBOS ARMOR GOD DAMNIT AT LEAST GIVE THE MAN SOME ARMOR GLASS AND ADAMANTINE!
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
..........ok, I’m better, not good, but better.
Even if this unit can one shot titans it’s not getting picked up, it’s poorly designed. Like the gene stealer cult armiger conversions look better than this thing, and it’s not a very marine weapons platform. If I can build something like it I may proxy, but since I barley buy from Gdubs anyway, this won’t be going into my force.
u know the episode kind of brushes over it but the part in here about Clark thinking that first Captain Marvel & later Icon might be Kryptonians is. devastating to think about actually.
like the idea of him just. clutching at any shred of evidence that there might be someone else Like Him. that he might not be completely alone in the universe. makes me wanna. go lie down & stare into space for a while.
I have a genuine question about this
The following post is a rant about the game "What in hell is bad?", just so you know:
So, I have seen fanart of a new (newer than obey me at least) game called "what in hell is bad?" and, while I have only liked wholesome fanart that mixes it with obey me I do know that that game is 17+ so I won't interact with it other than said wholesome crossovers but I have a very important question that I just want someone to answer me I have seen the info sections of the characters while scrolling tumblr and I wanna know, why is Satan's symbol the star of David???? (aka: The symbol of judaism), like, bro with the history of... well almost all of christianity comparing jewish people to the fricking devil, I do not think that THAT was a very smart choice, I wanna chuck it up to maybe they don't know the actual meaning of the symbolor smth but damm if you're going to make a game about it you gotta get informed first. Just tell that please it was a misunderstanding. It was so easy to just do a pentagon and not take the symbol of a religion and be like "see this? This is the symbol of satan" I may be just overthinking it but damm bro.
*throws hands up *
I’m going back to bed.
FRESH PARASITE SPOTTED IN NINJAGO DRAGONS RISING, I REPEAT FRESH PARASITE SPOTTED IN NINJAGO DRAGONS RISING
Post exploded and it’s come to my attention that the Dislyte fandom is just as gross as the undertale fandom and it’s multiverse fandom.
This is great. I sure do love being in fandoms with weird people, yes sirre/SAR
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Man I just wanna see content from the funny rythem game with mythology characters why do we have to have the creepiest furries in this fandom. Hell I’m a furry and this is too far what in the god damn hell is this.
(Spoilered for possibly disturbing content.)
Name blurred for privacy. Do not go after this person for this.
But seriously what the fuck?!
God dammit, stop being weird.
Someone switch food with-
Actually that’s unfortunately accurate I haven’t eaten fucking anything today except for a single random ass piece of candy I found that was in my room.
I’m never fucking hungry though so like. You want a chicken nugget man? I’m not gunna listen to my angry tummy until someone lets me make fuckin salmon god dammit let me cook the fish for fucks sake
Cutely frolics away
So, LV came out with a new animation, and this was the description?
They put “Aliza is 16” then said they’re shipping them in the description.
It was removed less than a day later, because that part of the description is now gone
Spread awareness. Only one other person I’ve seen has talked about this. Others need to see.
God damn it moon moon. You’ve made core memories -lone dagger
Animation unions are calling for a Laika boycott due to unsafe working conditions and sleazy hiring practices (like firing full time crew just to rehire as temps for less pay and benefits), apparently they also take the Amazon approach of treating workers like inhuman machines.
i hate to bring it up rn but does this mean we can't use any of his memes anymore? i will stop using them but im asking everyone because some of those images/quotes are so funny, but i don't want to support him if he's gonna be transphobic. so verdict?
Tell me about your something elses in the tags!
i hope yall are ready for some of my stupider jokes
A TALE OF THOUSAND STARS ↳ phupha and tian | chapter ten.
Soo’s grooving in the club like….