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3 years ago

This is obviously a Majestic Flap Flap, Ruler of the Great Blue Sea.

BIG SKATE: hey hi there so sorry to bother but can you help me settle a debate with the stingrays am i a sea pancake, flap flap or ravioli tysm much appreseaated

BIG SKATE: Hey Hi There So Sorry To Bother But Can You Help Me Settle A Debate With The Stingrays Am

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5 months ago

objectum hoes must love old world blues. damn. biological research station is kinda... (who am i kidding they all are) (spelled that as kissing the first time. also true)


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5 years ago

Modern Fantasy Headcanons #2

Vampire covens have largely shifted from the wealthy upper class adults to the lower class college kids over time. In fact a recent study has shown that vampires will specifically target college kids to change and bite. This is mostly due to the fact colleges still abide by the forgiveness of student loans if you are dead- or in this case undead. With the rise in prices and the stagnation of wages most college students jump at the opportunity. This makes it easier for the covens to get new members. 

Despite the targeting of college students the coven leader will send scouts to observe the human for a series of months to see if they will fit within the coven. They will then strike at the human’s lowest moment to ensure consent. From there the coven will begin observing the human’s connections. It is not uncommon to find an entire family or friend group being bitten and absorbed into a coven. This ensures stronger coven ties and the strengthening of the coven as a whole. 


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9 months ago
Scrybeswap Uberbots + Factory Workers!! And Bonus Magick P03 Ndjke
Scrybeswap Uberbots + Factory Workers!! And Bonus Magick P03 Ndjke
Scrybeswap Uberbots + Factory Workers!! And Bonus Magick P03 Ndjke
Scrybeswap Uberbots + Factory Workers!! And Bonus Magick P03 Ndjke
Scrybeswap Uberbots + Factory Workers!! And Bonus Magick P03 Ndjke
Scrybeswap Uberbots + Factory Workers!! And Bonus Magick P03 Ndjke
Scrybeswap Uberbots + Factory Workers!! And Bonus Magick P03 Ndjke
Scrybeswap Uberbots + Factory Workers!! And Bonus Magick P03 Ndjke

Scrybeswap uberbots + factory workers!! and bonus magick p03 ndjke

i love magick p03 a lot if you couldnt tell


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8 months ago
 Look At Him
 Look At Him

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 look at him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I literally have the hardest life imagineable 😔


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8 months ago

reblog with the tv show ur parents wouldn’t let u watch when u were younger in the tags i’ll start mine was married…with children


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1 year ago

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)


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6 years ago

Fun Castiel thought ..

Can you imagine how different the show would have been, if Jimmy had died while Castiel possessed Claire? Castiel would presumably still be walking around looking like a child. Imagine all that sass, strength and awkwardness coming from a 10 year old girl .. I feel like the whole dynamic of Team Free Will would be different (not to mention destiel would have to be non-existent). 

Imagine Castiel as in Claires vessel:

- Kicking Deans ass in an alley, yelling; “I rebelled for this?”

- Telling Raphael “-- But today you are my little bitch”

- Commanding an army of angels 

- Saying things like; “Should we get a cat?” and “We Should play Twister”

- Getting depressed and drinking a whole liquor-store (”Don’t ask stupid questions”)

- Helping Kelly and becoming a mother to Jack, even if he/she would look like Jack’s little sister

-  Trying to help Dean and Sam on cases, but not being able to pose as an FBI agent

- Getting frustrated because humans keeps calling him/her; “sweetheart”

- Becoming an equal member of TFW without getting looked at differently because of how he/she looked ..... ?

Fun Castiel Thought ..

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1 year ago
Photos I Took Mid Last YearStill Not Sure What Caused The Sky To Look Like That But I'm Not Going To
Photos I Took Mid Last YearStill Not Sure What Caused The Sky To Look Like That But I'm Not Going To
Photos I Took Mid Last YearStill Not Sure What Caused The Sky To Look Like That But I'm Not Going To
Photos I Took Mid Last YearStill Not Sure What Caused The Sky To Look Like That But I'm Not Going To

Photos I took mid last year Still not sure what caused the sky to look like that but I'm not going to complain because it's really cool All of my photos are completely unedited as I have no clue how to use editing software


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8 months ago

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 


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7 years ago

Ohmygosh I can't believe I didn't catch this earlier! I mean just look at it! It's fantastic!

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Send an option to turn my muse into that thing for a thread (source) CLOSED @upandgoinover​

18 - A reaper

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Sometimes, he was grateful for the solitude of his duties. 

The curse had been laid on him years ago to save his life (thought not without it’s costs), and he’d learned from experience to take on his responsibilities without the aid of another. It was never easy to take the soul of those whose lives had come to an end, and the pained faces of those not ready to leave and those who watched him work couldn’t be erased from his memories.

Lewis and Vivi had tried to assist him, at least by being there for moral support, but he couldn’t subject them to that anymore; to watching someone die. He knew it affected Lewis the worst, seeing someone pass on; after his own death, he could understand being squeamish. And many times, the ones he had to guide to the afterlife had not died kind deaths. After only a few, he’d chosen to perform his work without their assistance. They were happier, and he was content to see them as such.

It had been a tedious night, lasting long into the dawn. There had been a fire in an apartment complex, and he came home smelling like ash and cinders, face drawn and pale as was natural for him now. Several hadn’t escaped the flames, and his work had been cut out for him.

He rubbed at the circles beneath his eyes before releasing the shepherd’s crook that was his reaping tool of choice, preferring the gentle light and guidance to the violent threatening of the scythe. 

When released, the staff let out a jingle like a wind-chime, and vanished in a plume of darkness like that which clung to his person. The cloak was removed and hung over the back of his chair, before Arthur seated himself at the table with a can of iced tea from the fridge. He didn’t need it now, the curse leaving him like Lewis in a unliving state, but sometimes allowing himself the smaller pleasures made everything a little more bearable. The hiss was loud in the silent room as he popped the top, and took a long sip with a hum.


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6 months ago

Kurogiri (kuroboro? UGH) who, because of the brain-scrambling experiments garaki conducted, sometimes forgets (how to do) things. Maybe it's small things like how many days in the current months, or what time he needs to leave for a mission. Sometimes it's more big than that, he'll lose motor skills, forget tomura's eczema meds, or even something that afo asked him to do. When he remembers, he apologizes profuseley- he's usually on top of things like that.


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