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People calling Sam and Celia's ship name "ripsam" really had the right idea huh

Need a Hand?

A little spooky for official spooky month! 👻

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[Over the phone]

Natasha: Yeah, so this is really important I was hoping we could talk about it soon

Yelena: Yeah, sure.

Natasha: Alright, so tomorr-

Yelena: HA, GET VOICEMAILED BITCH. Leave a message after the beep <3.

Me when I finish a book and there's no more pages left (the gnomes took them while I wasn't looking)

Can you do a backflip for me but like afterwards say something really ominous

man i'm so hunggry i could eat a horse