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Volume 7 of Spooky Months Headcanons

Been a while, hasn't it?

Mr. Wonder was a banker. His son would somewhat follow in his footsteps and become an accountant.

Kevin used to have long hair but has had to keep it short since he started working at the Candy Club, as part of company policy.

Dexter had a bowl cut as a kid (This is a reference to a specific character from a specific show that only @crossover-enthusiast will get)

Pump absolutely gets arrested for doing something stupid on his 13th birthday.

While we're at it, Pump would drink at Skid's 21st birthday even though he's a year younger. Because you cannot seriously tell me that a 20 year old Pump would give a flying fuck about drinking age laws.

Jaune and Lila used to be friends with Carmen. They were the only girls who didn't bully her for her weight, but in their teens Carmen's weight wet to all the right places and she ditched them for the popular girls.

This started as a bit of a joke, but I took a liking to it, Robert is actually his middle name, his first name is Tom. Which you might remember was his original name when The Stars came out. He prefers to go by Robert to better fit with his friends.

So, um, Gregor is DEFINITELY a cultist... The implications of this, especially for episode 6, are very interesting. Expect some more SM theory stuff coming soon. (On a side note, I'm not sure, but it looks like their doing a secret Santa, which is so funny and wholesome, as weird as it feels to say that about a cult that's trying to take over the world)

So @crossover-enthusiast , @the-spooky-children what do you think?

Also, I headcanon that these are all official Happy Fella merch in-universe and Dexter got to possess a nutcracker instead of a regular doll for a change.

I thought that was just Moloch dressed as Krampus?? The idea he looks similar is cool tho

It probably was, but I just really like making new characters at the slightest provocation.

It would make for a good fic/fan-comic, at least.

I like to think Krampus would sound just like Moloch but with a German accent and has grown to hate his job (He'd be great friends with Rick).

Oh yea I forgot to say this earlier:

I think it'd be funny if Fat Thief had his own "Barry Moment" and was surprisingly clever for a couple minutes

Either that, or Keith has the other kind of Barry moment where he shows that he's surprisingly capable of violence more than Burton.

Love the idea either way!

Oh yea, I forgot to say this yesterday but:

Roy's uncle absolutely pushes up his glasses with his middle finger. Richard does it too when he's annoyed or wants to make a particular point to someone

Not only is this amazing, it's an in joke reference. Well done!

10 Days to Hollow Sorrows

I'll be dropping a random SM headcanon every day until the new episode comes out!

Today's headcanon: Out of the Hatzgang, Ross is the biggest anime fan, and he's doing his best to keep this knowledge away from Robert and especially Roy.

9 Days to Hollow Sorrows

Today's headcanon: Jaune wears contacts and has worn them ever since her teens, she never liked the way she looked with glasses.

8 Days to Hollow Sorrows

Today's headcanon: Kevin has multiple exes, all of whom have since come down to the Candy Club to antagonize him on at least one occasion. This is mostly because Kevin's aggressive side really came out during the breakups.

7 Days to Hollow Sorrows

Today's headcanon: Skid's favorite horror sub genre is slashers, Pump's is body horror

Also, there's something else coming today, seeing as we're a week away from a new episode....

6 Days to Hollow Sorrows

So, with the episode itself finished, all we have to do is wait out the captions for the premier. To celebrate, I'm doing a bit of a bigger hc today.

Today's headcanon: The house Skid and Lila live in was originally that of Lila's mother, due to her and subsequently Lila's financial situation, Lila never moved out and decided to focus on making the place as comfortable for her own family as she could. This is why grandma's body was in the house in the first episode.

5 Days to Hollow Sorrows

Today's headcanon: Under their masks, the Thin Thief is blonde and the Fat Thief is peach blonde.

4 Days to Hollow Sorrows

Today's headcanon: Radford got a job at the movie theatre hoping to get involved in it's marketing and to help save it from closing due to the (at the time just starting) VOD service rise. He has a lot of great memories of the place from when he and Robin were kids. That's also why Robin is the place's biggest regular.

3 Days to Hollow Sorrows

Today's headcanon: Rick has picked up (stolen) a memento from every job he's had and quit over the years. This is the closest thing to a proper hobby that Rick has.

2 1 Day to Hollow Sorrows

So, the countdown's been cut a day short, so I'll be posting both remaining headcanons today:

John's always gotten carsick really easily, he partly picked up his smoking habit because it helped. Jack is constantly offering him mints for his carsickness and keeps some in his glove compartment.

Patty's had a fascination with grim topics for most of her life. It started when an elevator in a building her family were living in crashed to the lobby while they were in it and Patty snuck down later and watched the body be taken away because of literal morbid curiosity