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Tony: Kid, why do you have bruises on your neck??
Peter, too embarrassed to say that he fell down the stairs: ummm... hickeys??
Tony: the fu- KEENER GET YOUR SORRY ASS HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
Peter: wtf???
Peter: I don't have a dad...
Tony: What the fuck do I look like?
Steve in the background: Language!
Alfred, dying (but this will NEVER happen cuz Alfred is invincible): Goodbye... I love you all...
Dick, crying: Alfred!! No! You can't die!!
Damien: Yes Alfred! We can't survive!!
Alfred, weakly: You'll be alright...
Jason: We really won't be
Alfred: Master Bruce will take care of you.
Bruce: I really can't
Tim: Yeah, remember that one time where Bruce was making cereal.
Alfred: What's wrong with that?
Dick: ...he burnt the whole kitchen...
Bruce: Ok! That was one time!
Jason: But what about the time where you burnt the toast? Or when you forgot to cook?
Bruce: ...
Alfred: ...
Alfred: Alright you guys won't survive.
Loki: I'm lowkey awesome
Peter: ₒₕ! ₕᵢ ₘᵣ. ₗₒₖᵢ ₐwₑₛₒₘₑ
Loki: No that's not what I-
Peter: *confused puppy dog eyes*
Loki: -am Lowkey awesome, aren't I?
Peter: *creating something in a lab*
Shuri: Bye Brother *walks in*
Peter: *stops*
Shuri: *stops*
Shuri: You have your own lab??
Peter: You have a family??
Tony: One of my closest friends betrayed me and his best friend killed my parents.
Wanda: My brother and one true love died as well as my parents.
Peter: My parents died when I was a child and then I saw my uncle die infront of me and I got bit by a radioactive spider and I get bullied. Oh! And I was stuck under a building while wearing my homemade suit.
Wanda: Wait, you've been under a building?!
Tony: Wait, you're bullied?!
I like to think that Peter Parker, Pepper Potts Bucky Barnes would have a club called the Alliteration Association. But hear me out
It's not an extravagant club or anything. They would probably just sit down and complain about people, work and just life in general.
It's just a place to chill and relax and do whatever you want.
Pepper would obviously be the head/leader or whatever you want to call it
Bucky would probably make the food
Peter would do what Peter does best and act cute
Wade would just drop in whenever and they'd always be happy to let him in.
They'd never have a place where they'd always be in
Once they were in the vents and Clint found out and wanted to join
He said that his name was Clint Barton and B and C are consecutive (?) to eachother in the alphabet
So they let him join.
Then Natasha obviously found out so when she asked they ket her in straight away.
Her exception was that she's badass and badass has 2 's' es
Then Steve probably found out and he could join cuz
America's Ass
And Tony would have been the last one to find out
After all the other avengers and people
And they'd let him in cuz, in Peter's words
"Tony and Stark both have a T in them"
And there would always be an exception
So they changed the name from "Alliteration Association" to "Non-alliteration Association"
Cuz nobody could think of something better