Source: Malcolm In The Middle - Tumblr Posts

Erik: Who wants to make five dollars?

Jean: How?

Erik: I need someone to take the fall.

Charles: *distantly* Oh my god!

Lorna: What did you do?!

Erik: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Wanda: Why can’t you–

Charles: OH MY GOD!!

Pietro: Make it ten.

Erik: Done!

Charles: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

Erik: You’re a good son.

Erik: *dragging Pietro out by the ear* I GOT HIM, DARLING! DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!

Hiro and Tadashi: *throwing a football back and forth in the living room*

Cass: *from the next room* Hiro! Tadashi! Don’t play ball in the house!

Hiro and Tadashi: *throwing a football back and forth in the rooftop garden*

Cass: *from downstairs* Don’t play ball ON the house!

Hiro and Tadashi: *throwing a football back and forth in the cafe*

Cass: *from upstairs* Don’t play ball UNDER the house!

Hiro and Tadashi: *throwing a football back and forth between their bedroom windows*

Tadashi: This isn’t even fun.

Hiro: That stopped being the point a long time ago.