Erik: Who Wants To Make Five Dollars?

Erik: Who wants to make five dollars?

Jean: How?

Erik: I need someone to take the fall.

Charles: *distantly* Oh my god!

Lorna: What did you do?!

Erik: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Wanda: Why can’t you–

Charles: OH MY GOD!!

Pietro: Make it ten.

Erik: Done!

Charles: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

Erik: You’re a good son.

Erik: *dragging Pietro out by the ear* I GOT HIM, DARLING! DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!

Pietro: What’s a guy have to do to get some decent treatment around here?

Pyro: You know Quicksilver? The criminal?!

Scott: Yeah, we’re just, uh, work friends.

Pietro: Work friends? I’ve been inside of you!

Pyro: *immediate gagging*

here's Scott wearing quicksilvers costume in X-Men #59 if it so interests you, I don't remember the context for how he got it or why he's wearing it, I thinkkk he borrowed it for a mission?

Oh boy, you can’t even guess how many of my brain waves you just fundamentally shifted. That’s even my favorite of all the Quicksilver suits! I was already thinking about getting back into writing for Silvercyclops, but this alone has given my enough ideas to decide!

Wanda: What the fuck?!

Pietro: What was that?!?

Wanda: That was . . .

Lorna: That was fucking bullshit, that’s what it was!!!

Scott: Are you guys okay?

Pietro: Why did that bitch need all that room?!

Scott: Are . . . are you watching Titanic?

Pietro: Everyone has a “bad” sibling that teaches you a few things. Like how to pickpocket, how to manipulate others, how to smoke.

Pietro: How to hotwire a car, how to forge documents, how to put tacks in your shoe to throw off a lie detector test–

Scott: Wait, which of your siblings was this?

Pietro: I am the sibling.

Ororo: I don’t think that Peter is a good person.

Scott: You don’t have all the facts.

Jean: Which are?

Scott: I love him!