Source: Team Fortress 2 - Tumblr Posts
Coco: DOKTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK!?
Jaune: haha, I HAVE NO IDEA!
Nora: If I were a Bad Huntress, I wouldn't Be sittin' here, disscussin' it with ya, now would I!
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Mercury: Grass Grows, Birds fly, and brother?
Mercury: I Hurt People!
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Coco: I am Heavy Weapons user.
Coco: And this- (Expands Gianduja from the purse) - is my weapon.
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Pietro: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer and Medical Doctor, that means I solve problems.
Pietro: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Pietro: I solve practical problems!
Pietro: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbin Grimm from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
Pietro: The answer? Get a daughter. And if that don't work, Make 'er stronger.
Pietro: Like Penny Here. She's the first Synthetic capable of Using Aura, armed with a dozen Plasma-rail Cannon Swords, all designed by me.
Pietro: Given Soul by me.
Pietro: And you'd best hope ...
Pietro: Not Pointed at you.
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May Z: Snipin's a good job M8.
May Z: It's Challengin' work, outta door, and I guarantee you won't go Hungry.
May Z: Cuz' at the end of the day, if there are two people left on the planet, Someone's gonna want someone Dead.
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Ironwood: Iff Fighting is Sure to result in Victory, Then you must FIGHT!
Ironwood: Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal!Because He invented it! Then He perfected it so that no living person could best him in the Ring of Honor!
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Mercury: (Struggling with a door) HEY! A little help here!
Ironwood: Out of the way son! Uuuhhh One! One! One! uh! One!
Mercury: Let's go! Let's Go!
(ZZT!)
Coco: INCOMING!
(The trio Crashes through the Door)
Mercury: Hey! It's Still Here!
Emerald: Ahem! Gentlemen?
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Coco: I fear no man ... But that thing ...it Scares me.
(A heeled silhouette Stalks down a hallway)
Mercury: No! I'm not talking about that Freak! (Struggles with Microphone) Sh- She's not here is she? How do I get this damn thing off!
(The Figure kicks open a door, light shining dangerously off her blade)
Emerald: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those eyes.
(She Grins, Cycling to Ice dust)
Emerald: What Dreams of Chronic and Sustained Cruelty?
Weiss: (Freezes anything and everything in her path, shattering whatever she can as she sings Mirror Mirror)
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Jaune: And when the looked for the Sword, it was nowhere to be found!
Coco: (Bursts out laughing, Snorts)
Jaune: Anyway, That's how I lost my Hunting License!
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Flynt, on his Trumpet: (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUDUDUDUDU!)