Source: Team Fortress 2 - Tumblr Posts

10 months ago

Coco: DOKTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK!?

Jaune: haha, I HAVE NO IDEA!

Nora: If I were a Bad Huntress, I wouldn't Be sittin' here, disscussin' it with ya, now would I!

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Mercury: Grass Grows, Birds fly, and brother?

Mercury: I Hurt People!

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Coco: I am Heavy Weapons user.

Coco: And this- (Expands Gianduja from the purse) - is my weapon.

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Pietro: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer and Medical Doctor, that means I solve problems.

Pietro: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Pietro: I solve practical problems!

Pietro: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbin Grimm from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

Pietro: The answer? Get a daughter. And if that don't work, Make 'er stronger.

Pietro: Like Penny Here. She's the first Synthetic capable of Using Aura, armed with a dozen Plasma-rail Cannon Swords, all designed by me.

Pietro: Given Soul by me.

Pietro: And you'd best hope ...

Pietro: Not Pointed at you.

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May Z: Snipin's a good job M8.

May Z: It's Challengin' work, outta door, and I guarantee you won't go Hungry.

May Z: Cuz' at the end of the day, if there are two people left on the planet, Someone's gonna want someone Dead.

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Ironwood: Iff Fighting is Sure to result in Victory, Then you must FIGHT!

Ironwood: Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal!Because He invented it! Then He perfected it so that no living person could best him in the Ring of Honor!

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Mercury: (Struggling with a door) HEY! A little help here!

Ironwood: Out of the way son! Uuuhhh One! One! One! uh! One!

Mercury: Let's go! Let's Go!

(ZZT!)

Coco: INCOMING!

(The trio Crashes through the Door)

Mercury: Hey! It's Still Here!

Emerald: Ahem! Gentlemen?

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Coco: I fear no man ... But that thing ...it Scares me.

(A heeled silhouette Stalks down a hallway)

Mercury: No! I'm not talking about that Freak! (Struggles with Microphone) Sh- She's not here is she? How do I get this damn thing off!

(The Figure kicks open a door, light shining dangerously off her blade)

Emerald: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those eyes.

(She Grins, Cycling to Ice dust)

Emerald: What Dreams of Chronic and Sustained Cruelty?

Weiss: (Freezes anything and everything in her path, shattering whatever she can as she sings Mirror Mirror)

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Jaune: And when the looked for the Sword, it was nowhere to be found!

Coco: (Bursts out laughing, Snorts)

Jaune: Anyway, That's how I lost my Hunting License!

~~~~~

Flynt, on his Trumpet: (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUDUDUDUDU!)


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