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HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES. HEART…
“You’re on a path in the woods, at the end of that path is a cabin and in the basement of that cabin is a princess. Your here to slay her, if you don’t it’ll be the end of the world”
Chapter III: The Den
OK, I'm getting obsessed with Slay the Princess as we speak. So um.
SO I MAY HAVE A NEW HYPERFIXATION. BUT.
autism be damned my boy can heart. lungs. liver. nerves.
Slay the princess princess vs slay the princess paranoid
"You believe me?"
"Of course I believe you. I don't trust that other guy as far as I can throw him."
STP voices x princesses
Because I wanted a reason to draw them all >:D
Also lil bonus ✨
Play "Slay the Princess" to hear Jonny Sims be very disappointed in you many, many times.
Hello everybody back on Slay the Princess (very excited for the announcement tomorrow btw and I have some new PICTURES.
Spoilers for The Tower below
SHE IS. SO LARGE. SHE IS SO SO SO LARGE
BARKING LIKE A DOG.
And once you bring her to The Shifting Mound it's straight up CRAZY
Those hands are not small. They are the same size as the standard princess' hands. SHE IS SOOOOOO BIG. SHE IS SO SO BIG. I JUST. AUUUUGUHHHGH HGHH.
really? you’re STILL hung up on me trying to kill you? it was only on like twenty separate occasions. Grow up
"Your lover drives a stake into your body. And another, and another, and another. Do I miss your heart because I can't stand to see it go?"
Slay the Princess spoilers under the cut because im diseased
I have such mixed feelings on the Slay the Princess Narrator.
As a character, I love him, He's such a tragic antagonist, warped by his own fear of death to the point that he literally tore the cycle of life apart, and in a twist of irony, he killed himself to make sure his plan would work, leaving nothing but Echoes of who He once was. His being is scattered across worlds in a vain attempt to rid the world of death, but he never stopped to consider if this was what was best for the world, never considered if everyone else would be content with a life of stagnation and devoid of the ability to change, He never considered that other people might not be as terrified of dying as He was. There's so many questions about him that might never be answered because the original "Him" is dead. All that's left are mere gusts in the wind, holding on to the embers of his plan and fated to be destroyed if The Long Quiet decides to awaken to his godhood. Even His Echoes are condemned to the same fate He tried so hard to erase.
But as a person, I fucking hate him he's such a whiny little bitch like SHUT UP bro you sound like that kid on the playground that would always change the rules of the game so they could never lose only to go "i dont wanna play anymore" when they lose anyway. Fucking grow up. 😭
STP voices x princesses
Because I wanted a reason to draw them all >:D
Also lil bonus ✨
I'm so fucking abnormal about my eldritch hand wife
Someone pls remind me to draw him as these tomorrow
headcanon: the long quiet is a great eared nightjar
slay the princess au where the Princess and the Hero switch places. I've been imagining all the voices as chapter characters also blended with those versions of the Princess. So far I've decided his "Damsel" route would be called "the Knight" and he tries to rescue you and sweep you off your feet but he is also still chained up in the basement and he looks silly doing it. the voice of the Damsel is still charmed by the display
"You are the God I Made"
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Here's final act bird boy because I don't think just the princess should have a sick ass final boss form. Also if you know where I got the whole "wings have eyes and each represents one of the voices and they can speak to him" thing, uh, *throws smoke bomb*