Suck My Balls - Tumblr Posts

Me rn because this professor has been treating me quite badly overall and I had enough today
He will never know this is how I feel, but I guess my personal blog will know.
Runs up to him and Kicks his Balls
POW!!! π¦΅

oh no, he's coming
Blue Balls π± (my behind the scenes vlog and selfish beauty queen movie)
1 FUCK1NG L0V3 C0TT3N C4NDY BL1ZZ3R4DS
BUT 1 H4T3 C4P1T4L1SM
Trans : I FUCKING LOVE COTTEN CANDY BLIZZARDS
But i hate capitalism
Sounds like a great girlπ
Get you a girl who starts dripping just from sucking your cock
You ever just dress up a model skeleton in a lab suit, red tie, devil horns, give him some flowers, hand him an umbrella, pass him a cigarette, casually pass him a stethoscope, gift him a rose for his mouth and make him feel like the most special person in the world! Iβm talking about you Boney Tony <333
Heβs in good condition currently. Unfortunately when we most recently found him he had been stripped bare. However, as you can see from the photographs we added his signature boob job back along with a Darth Vader helmet and fairy wings. He has made a Newt friend who appears to live in his ear.
You ever just dress up a model skeleton in a lab suit, red tie, devil horns, give him some flowers, hand him an umbrella, pass him a cigarette, casually pass him a stethoscope, gift him a rose for his mouth and make him feel like the most special person in the world! Iβm talking about you Boney Tony <333
KING ANON IS BACKβΌοΈβΌοΈ
Pls draw one of your sp aus I know you're hiding


Vampire au. Are you happy now?