Tanizaki - Tumblr Posts
ITS TACHIHARA’S BIRTHDAY TODAY AHHH‼️‼️
I would make an edit of him but I don’t feel like it :P happy birthday queer‼️🔥🔥
Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes
they’re so underrated but i love them
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Tanizaki: Is something burning?
Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.
Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*
Tachihara: ...
Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Tanizaki: What did you do?!
Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!
Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Tachihara: What the fuck.
Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?
Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-
a series of BSD gifs from this
(this is a repost from MY deviantart account, i did not steal this)
i have So Many thoughts about the potential parallels between Naomi and Dazai but i have no idea how to verbalize them so have a little doodle or two i guess??
#kunikida has an “studyblr” . not for studying but to put aes pics of cups of coffee and neatly stacked paperwork #junichiro is a secret tumblr famous shitposter #yosano would run multiple sideblogs. one for fashion #one for bloody aesthetics..
@hesperidia im stealing all ur delightful tags but especially the one abt Junichiro being a shitposter. i think he’d be super honest abt his personal life but everyone would think he was lying lol
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sorry y’all I’m not gonna be posting for a bit I’m in the hospital!
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snow. why are you in the HOSPITAL, SNOW
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got stabbed :)
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HOW DID YOU GET STABBED????
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tried to assassinate the port mafia boss but got sloppy lol
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whuh
#ill get him next time :3 #<- SNOW WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN #snows ominous posts pt 1 million #ok guys go add this one to the lore doc #also snow are you like. ok #is the mafia after u now??? #wtf
can u imagine tumblr in the BSD universe. i think Haruno would run a popular straycatj/pangur and grim-esque blog about mii-chan and. could u imagine the drama of “popular beloved internet cat turns out to be some guy with an ability”