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5 months ago

ITS TACHIHARA’S BIRTHDAY TODAY AHHH‼️‼️

I would make an edit of him but I don’t feel like it :P happy birthday queer‼️🔥🔥

ITS TACHIHARAS BIRTHDAY TODAY AHHH

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2 years ago

Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes

they’re so underrated but i love them

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Tanizaki: Is something burning?

Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.

Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*

Tachihara: ...

Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Tanizaki: What did you do?!

Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!

Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Tachihara: What the fuck.

Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.

Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?

Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-


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10 months ago

#kunikida has an “studyblr” . not for studying but to put aes pics of cups of coffee and neatly stacked paperwork #junichiro is a secret tumblr famous shitposter #yosano would run multiple sideblogs. one for fashion #one for bloody aesthetics..

@hesperidia im stealing all ur delightful tags but especially the one abt Junichiro being a shitposter. i think he’d be super honest abt his personal life but everyone would think he was lying lol

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sorry y’all I’m not gonna be posting for a bit I’m in the hospital!

🐱 mii-chans-biggest-fan Follow

snow. why are you in the HOSPITAL, SNOW

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got stabbed :)

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HOW DID YOU GET STABBED????

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tried to assassinate the port mafia boss but got sloppy lol

📓 snow-lore-archive Follow

whuh

#ill get him next time :3 #<- SNOW WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN #snows ominous posts pt 1 million #ok guys go add this one to the lore doc #also snow are you like. ok #is the mafia after u now??? #wtf

can u imagine tumblr in the BSD universe. i think Haruno would run a popular straycatj/pangur and grim-esque blog about mii-chan and. could u imagine the drama of “popular beloved internet cat turns out to be some guy with an ability”


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