Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes

Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes

they’re so underrated but i love them

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Tanizaki: Is something burning?

Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.

Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*

Tachihara: ...

Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Tanizaki: What did you do?!

Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!

Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Tachihara: What the fuck.

Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.

Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?

Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-

if you don’t think that kajii subsists entirely off of these (and other lemon-flavored energy drinks) then you’re wrong. i’m sorry but it’s true

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 1

listen when I walked into the photoshoot area there were already like five other Chuuyas and they all cheered when they saw me come in, and then each time another Chuuya came in the whole group would cheer again lmao

some of my favorite pictures from the bungou stray dogs photoshoot at otakon!

"Now, which side did I just hit?"

"Uh, if I had to choose... maybe this one?"

here's another screenshot redraw for my genshin/bsd crossover!

A new chapter of my Bungou Stray Dogs x Genshin crossover fanfic is up now! I'll be putting updates for my AO3 fics here too, so watch out for that!

Also, here's a little bit of art for this AU, feat. Thoma as Atsushi, Kazuha as Dazai, and Kujou Sara as Kunikida!