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Tachizaki edit!!:333 they’re so silly I love them so much RAHHHH!!! Also im posting this the day before his birthday bc I can:3333
been working on my bsd apocalypse au a bit, here’s what I have of the storyline (i thought of this in the shower and this is the first time im writing this down💀)
ok ok so Dazai and chuuya r married (i love the husbands guys) the ada and pm r in the middle of a huge meeting, everyone is there, when the screen they use to project plans on goes to an emergency broadcast of the news “hello citizens of Yokohama, we have seen reports of nightmare-ish creatures from the dead, roaming the streets, we are currently working to figure this out, please stay in doors, they aren’t fast, but we don’t quite know what will happen if they bite you.” broadcast ends bla bla they think it’s all some joke but when chuuya goes to open the door but zombie’s push through, he freaks out and everyone starts running upstairs, trying to get to the heli pad on the top floor, luckily no one dies, but the agency is swarming, they get to the pm building, which is fine for now, they’re all panicking but trying to stay calm, ranpo has a deadpan stare, a stare that says, “we’re fucked.”
ANDD THATS ALL I HAVE, no this isn’t gonna be a fanfic, I don’t wanna do that, but if you’d like too make a fic like this or using this au tell me I’d love to read it!!! I don’t know how I came up with this lmao, this will be getting more updates & art, and I will posting A LOT more abt it hopefully. The pairings I’ll have will be dazai and chuuya, tachihara and junichiro, kouyo and yosano, ranpo and Poe, atsushi and aku, and uhh idk I think that’s it, im sorry for any spelling errors, im so excited abt this as a huge bsd fan and twd fan as well, which this is kinda inspired by!
junichiro and tachihara^_^ they’re such silly boyfriends i love them
just a sketch for now but here’s emo/alt junichiro:33 and his bf w 0 rizz
live laugh love emo/alt junichiro🙏🙏 oh also his loser bf (he’s not a loser his style is just so ugly im sorry 😭)
tachihara & junichiro bf’s real!!!<3 also we need to talk abt junichiro & kenji’s friendship PLEASEE they’re so brothers i love them🫶☹️☹️
Why do you ship Tanihara? They ask
Why would you not? I ask
Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes
they’re so underrated but i love them
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Tanizaki: Is something burning?
Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.
Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*
Tachihara: ...
Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Tanizaki: What did you do?!
Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!
Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Tachihara: What the fuck.
Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?
Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-
“The past fractures into the present, in ways that might be impossible to fully heal; the past is a wound that festers, and the future is a bandaid too small for the damage.”
I highly highly recommend the fic stray god by @chuuyanakaahara! It was such a wonderful experience to read and it’s definitely become another one of my comfort fics. This fic made the desire to draw again hit me like a truck. I got to try some new stuff out with digital art, so it’s a little wonky. Overall though, it was definitely a learning experience and I got to reread parts of stray god so really it was a win-win scenario lmao