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“So how do you feel about anarchy y’all?”

I started this about a week after we got the news, but life kinda got in the way and now I don't think this is ever getting finished, so I figured I'd post this before the new year (on my end lol)

So, this is super late, but Techno, I found your channel in 2020, not long after I lost my grandad, so thank you for making me laugh during a time when it was difficult to find reason to.

Did techno just say reblog

Hide YALL 🏃‍♀️

This might be OOC of Techno but frankly i don’t care; We appreciate Michael in this house!😤😤😤

Uncle of the year, everyone

HATE THE LAYOUT ON THIS BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT THEY LOOK PRETTY AS FUCK

ANARCHY BROS >B]

Closeup of their faces because I envy their clear skin

❤️Subscribe to technoblade❤️

Sir Billiam and Technoblade are related: Canon? Probably.

I really like the hog hunt animation. That is all.

Inspired by Bones In The Ocean by WolfyTheWitch & Bunflower.

Pirate Techno

Some Techno teaching Carl to read for the soul

To that wonderful anon writer,

Here's Techno blade design just because is the easiest to draw

My anatomy is sheet

But at least i have amazing ideas

Anyways the fanfic is

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29139060

Guys, I’ve been inspired by bad-influence-Technoblade and I’m going to start a real life potato war.

okay so here’s basically what the post says: (not my opinions obvs i’m just rewriting what they said)

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tommy:

-shouldn’t be allowed to make nsfw jokes or suggestive jokes cause he’s not 18

-makes his adult friends uncomfortable cause they can’t make suggestive jokes around him??

-shouldn’t be friends with philza

BONUS POINTS FOR “They should be able to make shitty sex jokes and flirt with their peers because that’s their job, but they can’t around tommy”

techno:

-“glorifies adhd”

-will make kids think it’s okay to have hyperfixations???

-potato war is unhealthy for kids for some reason?

BONUS POINTS FOR: “But by doing what he does open and in the public”

wilbur:

-needs to decide if he s gay or straight

-is “bi-coded” and queerbaits??

-doesnt call out problematic fans

BONUS POINTS FOR: “We all agree that he’s bi coded (not saying he is, saying that he presents as bi)”

Phil:

-is an “unhealthy coping mechanism”

-is trapped begind our screens??

-isn’t our dad (oh no that’s so problematic /s)

BONUS POINTS FOR: “You can call him dad in donos. You can ask for life advice. But he’s not your father.”

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all in all i’m just ???

Hmm, I wonder what chain this will start... 🤔

We already know who is canonically older by two minutes but guys.... Who is taller?

Wilbur or Techno...

For the first time today I entered the technoblade tag on Tumblr dot com after a stream and i am so incredibly surprise by the amount of people who watch this walking meme of a dude expecting movie quality story telling

It's Minecraft dudes chill