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Dear Sniper TF2 simps. Apeirophobic Summit at your service! NSFW!!!! under the cut. I have warned you

Sniper x FEM!Listener having fun))))) Original sound, AI, Poster by me!!

Hello! So I have this OC i ship with Sniper, and I was wondering if you could write prompts for Scout or any of the other team members trying to get Sniper and a reader in general together. Thanks, and love your prompts!

Sure can do, and thanks so much! The compliments mean a lot to me :•) lol this idea was fun to work with, I wrote a lot more than I thought I would! I hope it’s not too rambly lol

Scout and the mercs being Sniper’s wingmen

No TWs

Scout and Sniper’s friendship is actually stronger than one might think, considering it all started because Scout refused to stop pestering the Aussie. Eventually Sniper got used to it, and Scout basically adopted him as his introverted friend. They don’t always hang out but they’re definitely close!

The Bostonian is not always the most observant, so he doesn’t exactly catch on to the tension between Sniper and you until he’s questioning why the Aussie’s been ditching him to hang with you.

“What, you got like a crush on ‘em or somethin’?”

“…”

“… wait, no way— actually?? You have a crush?? On them??!”

“Oi, shut your trap, ya damn weasel!”

The furious blush that grows on Mick’s face, and the lack of an outright denial, are enough for Scout to absolutely tease the shit out of him. It’s likely that the entire team will find out about Sniper’s crush on you simply from Scout’s teasing. He likes to make kissy faces mockingly behind your back when the man speaks to you, especially.

The other mercs tease him too, but none are as relentless (or as vulgar) as Scout.

“You know they’re waaayy out of your league, right?”

“…Yeah, I know.”

That’s what ultimately strikes a chord with Scout. He was only joking, but Sniper wasn’t. Mick doesn’t… think very highly of himself to begin with. He’s certainly not boyfriend material in his eyes, and you’re like perfection personified. There’s no way you’d settle for a bloke like him.

Scout hates seeing someone he cares about wallow in self pity like that, and he feels pretty shitty for going too far with his teasing. So, his apology? He’s going to play Sniper’s wingman and get him a hot date (despite Sniper’s protests).

At first, Scout tries to big up Sniper the way he big up himself. He tells you anytime he does well on the field as he’s especially proud of his work. But he also tries to make Sniper seem “cooler” the same way Jeremy tries to make himself seem cooler, which… leads to some slight lying. He gets halfway through his very over dramatized story about Mick winning a bar fight against five dudes the size of Saxton Hale before the Aussie pushes Scout out of the room and apologizes to you for his behaviour. You both get a laugh out of it at least!

Scout tries to recall everything Spy had taught him from Expiration Date, except he’s mostly forgotten half of what he said and Sniper’s certain that the bucket of chicken trick is not going to work on you. Jeremy argues that no, it will because who doesn’t like a bucket of chicken??

But not all of his advice is that bad. He does tell Mick that if you hated him like he thought, then you wouldn’t always be hanging around him or talking to him. And that he’s certainly not as unattractive as he says. That builds his confidence a little, but he’s still grumpy the entire time, slouching in his seat with his arms crossed as Scout explains what to do when your date is at 7pm.

Eventually, because Scout cannot keep a secret to save his life, word gets out that he’s been coaching Sniper on how to ask you out, and the other mercs decide to help. Some out of a genuine desire to help, others simply because the “Sniper has the biggest, sappiest crush on someone” schtick is hilarious and they want to tease him. Sniper is not appreciative all the time.

“You want to impress them? Is not necessary. They like Sniper very much. But my advice? Fight bear for them. Is very attractive trait to have.”

“You want my advice? Take a shower, bushman.”

“Laddie, yer plenty good enough for ‘em. They’re always hanging around ye anyways; what makes ye think they dinnae like ye?”

“Mph mmmhph!!”

“Now slim, you’re overthinkin’ this. I’m sure it’ll all go well. They’re always telling us guys how great a guy you are… if I was any less observant I’d say the feelin’s mutual.”

“The purest form of love is WAR! You must FIGHT to win the object of your affection’s heart! Now get your boney ass out there and show that son of a bitch the most ROMANTIC fist fight America has ever seen, private!!”

“Don’t worry yourself, Herr Sniper; if you fail to win over their figurative heart, you can always have their literal heart! I am not using it at the moment.”

Yeah not everyone’s advice was taken. But strangely, it did make him feel overall more willing to bite the bullet, especially hearing that the feeling’s not unrequited. But he still refuses to use the chicken trick or lovingly fist fight you. He figures he’ll just invite you to his camper for coffee and fess up there. And that he does.

Just know, the entire team will be proudly patting Sniper on the back for scoring a date with you. And Scout will take all the credit for setting up the lovely couple despite being of little help.

Hi :3 got a Tf2 request...

Sniper, Engineer and Demo Headcanons about a SO that works with abused dogs and adopted already on of this dog :3

Oooh, that’s an interesting idea…

Engie, Sniper and Demo with an S/O who works with abused dogs.

Tw: mentions of animal abuse

🏹 Sniper 🏹

When you told Sniper that you worked with dogs that had been abused by their owners, he immediately wanted to come into work with you

It was sad, seeing dogs cowering in their pens and flinching whenever someone came close

He would watch as you worked with them, not trying to force any contact or anything, just sitting there with treats in your hand and letting them come to you.

You then introduced him to one of the dogs that you had adopted, a sweetheart of an Australian Cattle dog who you had named Chilli (yeah it’s a Bluey reference. So what.)

She had been found tied up in someone’s yard, severely dehydrated.

You had spent weeks slowly earning her trust until you two were inseparable.

He loves her to bits, and he joins you when you take her on walks.

So many snuggles.

She is your and his child now. You are dog parents. There is no escaping it.

🍺 Demoman 🍺

Another big dog lover

He purposefully sobers up when you offer to take him into work with you, as he didn't want to accidentally frighten the dogs.

He almost bursts into tears at the sight of the dogs, and he silently wants to kill the people who abused them a thousand times over.

He watches you in awe as you help them to trust people again; you look so gentle and kind.

When you introduce him to your big fluffy golden retriever Tommy he instantly fell in love with him.

He was found as a stray and was very timid at first, but he eventually became a big loveable goofball.

So many snuggles with you and Tommy. You've almost suffocated twice.

Now you have two loyal boys to love :)

🧰 Engineer 🧰

Pretty fond of dogs, I head cannon he had one growing up

When you told him about your job, he thought it was a very admirable thing to do

He loves watching you work with the dogs, gently coaxing them, not forcing anything and letting the trust build between you.

Sometimes he helps, but most of the time he just watches

You eventually introduce him to your lovely greyhound Evie. She had been used as a racing dog, and her owners had been very abusive, often starving her for days.

She’s still a little shy, but she was much more sociable now.

Engie simply adores her, and she can normally be found lying at his feet in his workshop as he works.

Cuddle piles are a regular occurrence with you. He made a special little corner of his workshop especially for them.

There is no escape from the cuddles

ong I have so many things in drafts-

This was pretty fun to write. Requests are going to be on hold for now so I can finish my other works. Thanks for your patience.

-Axel

Reblogs are appreciated!

I simply ask for some more sniper and anon, I love the way you draw him and your arts amazing.

Have a good Wednesday or good whatever day you read this :)

Thanks~

Is anyone else like.... obsessed with Sniper's teeth and wants to be bitten by him where it leaves bite marks on your skin for days?