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me:*mentions Billy hargrove*

All of my friends immediately:

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

Handbinding Project: My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie

This really started over a year ago, with a project started in the Renegade Bindery server: people would format different chapters of My Immortal, without knowing what anyone else was doing, and we would put them together into one file. It was agreed upon that everybody would disregard both good design and good taste. 

(If you click on each image, the caption lists who designed the page in question. I couldn’t include them all here, but every page is basically a work of art. Horrible, typographically hellish art.)

After raiding a Joann’s of materials I thought belonged in Hot Topic circa 2005 (before it just became Think Geek II: We Don’t Light Our Store,) I almost immediately tested positive for covid. So I made most of this over the last four days, and with varying levels of coherent thought and common sense. The process is documented in a thread here

Handbinding Project: My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie

This really started over a year ago, with a project started in the Renegade Bindery server: people would format different chapters of My Immortal, without knowing what anyone else was doing, and we would put them together into one file. It was agreed upon that everybody would disregard both good design and good taste. 

(If you click on each image, the caption lists who designed the page in question. I couldn’t include them all here, but every page is basically a work of art. Horrible, typographically hellish art.)

After raiding a Joann’s of materials I thought belonged in Hot Topic circa 2005 (before it just became Think Geek II: We Don’t Light Our Store,) I almost immediately tested positive for covid. So I made most of this over the last four days, and with varying levels of coherent thought and common sense. The process is documented in a thread here

the apostate of homo am i right guys

I feel like jonah x garrett should get more love

LIKE???????????

seongmin really just,,, going about his days looking like that huh,,

DAMN RAPHAEL-

“…Am I the only one here who believes in using his brain?”

— Raphael (Chapter 67-4)

I hope you're proud of the monster you created.

I'm a queer nerd, whaddaya think.

Hey Mildly,

do you like Musicals

I've never seen one performed in person, but I've seen some movies along with the Disney+ recording of Hamilton. Also a few random songs that I picked up somewhere and originated from musicals, like Anything Goes or Put On Your Sunday Clothes. Catchy.

Probably yes is what I mean to say

and is ‘bestie’ in the room with us now?

me: you know, if you think about it, 101 Dalmatians actually has a really interesting premise

my dad:

my dad: aren't you taking your religion final right now

Funniest thing that happened to me when I was a zoo docent is the time this guy wearing a 420 jersey stumbled up to me and asked if koalas are always high.

sorry i couldn’t help myself..

did ya put the shrimp on tha barbie yet 🤨

bruh

Is marigolds and lavender yuri?

reminder that if you’re questioning your gender, “what do I want?” and “what will make me happy?” tend to be much more useful questions than “what am I, really?”

Is torture like a power thing, or a sex thing for you? (Or I guess there's always both)

“You make it sound so bad, like I’m a dominatrix working at Pandora’s Box instead of being a perfectly respectable businessman. Sometimes it’s important knowing how to send a message, something which you’ll find is a necessity in my line of work.” Roman sighed, breathing out a lungful of smoke before setting his cigar aside and stubbing it out. "I don’t know what sort of kinky shit is running through your head but rest assured I’m usually too busy to waste time getting my rocks off like that, not that I’m opposed to mixing business with pleasure on occasion. Gotham’s a rough place so it’s nice when the work feels more like play, that sort of thing.” Power? he had plenty of that without having to resort to torture, his reputation more than enough to loosen the tongues of his rivals’ more stubborn henchmen and other foes. Sex? It certainly spiced things up in the bedroom but he liked to keep that seperate from work since it was a whole different ballgame... “You see, the reason why I’ve come so far here in this lovely little city is because I’ve got the drive to do what few other men will. In the hands of others, torture’s just a tool. Me on the other hand? Now I’ve made it into an art. Even the most hardened thugs you’ll find out there on the streets’ll start sweating bullets when you ask what Black Mask does to those who cross him or gets in his way. Makes things a whole lot easier on everyone when they understand what to expect, I think that’s pretty fair.” Picking up a fresh cigar, he lit up the end and inhaled deeply, relishing the intoxicating wave of tobacco flooding his veins. It didn’t provide quite the same hit as peeling off some sorry bastard’s face but it did good enough.

Edging or Multiple Rounds?

Let’s Play A Game of This Or That? (NSFW Edition)

“Now that one’s just not fair. How can I pick only one?” Roman huffs. It’s a hard decision to make, the man genuinely seeming to struggle with making a decision. He can’t bring himself to do it though, letting out a defeated sigh as he flops back in his seat. "You certainly know how to torture a guy with questions like this. Both have their appeal and uses; edging’s my choice for when my partner’s been bad, multiple rounds for when they’ve been worse. I love hearing them beg for release, listening to them whine in frustration when their orgasm is denied. They know they need to be punished but they don’t get to decide when it’s over. Maybe if I’m in a good mood, I’ll let them off easy but it’s much more satisfying pushing them to the limit.” He laughs cruelly. Roman was rarely forgiving, even in the bedroom. "I like edging too, but I can handle multiple rounds just as well. I ain’t no one pump chump who’s down and out after only going around once. Other people though? I wanna see just how much they can handle.”

My freaks and associated whores

Is "Hell is forever" a fucking..... Christian rock????