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The part where you, Five Hargreeves, know details about your siblings' lives that you couldn't have gathered from the ruins of an apocalypse
the part that tells us that some time in the Commission you dragged Herb with you to the Infinite Switchboard and learnt how to operate it and watched every footage you could find about your siblings
Every spare moment you got you went to the IS (with Herb of course) and kept tabs on your siblings so that despite being so far ahead you didn't miss out on anything
So that they are with you even though you're not with them
YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
ok but hear me out
dave, right after his death, gets taken by the commission/the handler and THEN they wipe his memory and turn him into an assassin AND THEN he ends up, for some reason idk, in klaus’s timeline and then AND THEN
“dave?” “who the hell is dave?”
BOOM WINTER SOLDIER SHIT *sits back in chair and puts feet up on the table* you’re welcome.

Hello, yes, I cannot be the only one who is completely creeped out by every single interaction Five and the Handler have right?
Like, she's the only main character I can think of that knew him as an old man, ( we ain't counting the Dolores for this, sorry), and they just have this weird energy every time they interact.
It's like, this weird sexual tension, except not exactly, and it makes me super uncomfortable especially when she gets close to him.
It's like, excuse me ma'am, that is a child.