Garlic Bread - Tumblr Posts

FUCK YEAH, GARLIC BREEEEEAAAAAAAAD

Here have some garlic bread that I took off of other tumblr posts as well as google

garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

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Garlic Bread for my fellow Acespecs

Here you go!! I love y'all sm <33

Repost if your account is a safe space for acespec ppl

I think that the joke of asexuals liking garlic bread is very unjust to the asexual vampires

Justice for ace vampires

There should be a garlic bread that will be passed down from every generation of aces to be shared and sustained by past and future generations.

The ace garlic bread, the garlic bread that allos can only wish to taste in their lifetime.

The garlic bread is a living deity that will only manifest itself on those truly worthy of being ace, and the garlic bread will bestow upon the ace a part of its body.

It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

People who are amazing and valid:

Asexuals

sex repulsed asexuals

sex indifferent asexuals

sex favorable asexuals

cake asexuals

garlic bread asexuals

space asexuals

dragon asexuals

people who wear black rings on their right middle fingers

people whose flags are the colors black, gray, white, and purple

demisexuals

graysexuals

fraysexuals

lithosexuals

aflux people

cupiosexuals

aegosexuals

people on the asexuality spectrum

young aces

old aces

closeted asexuals

open asexuals

alloromantic asexuals

aromantic asexuals

agender asexuals

trans asexuals

cis asexuals

non-binary asexuals

genderfluid asexuals

genderflux asexuals

demigender asexuals

paragender asexuals

ALL ASEXUALS

YOUR SEXUALITY IS REAL AND COMPLETELY VALID!!

Not feeling sexual attraction at all or feeling it less than or experiencing it differently than the societal norm does not make you any less human 🖤🩶🤍💜

I made a very stupid mistake today. I have a mild garlic allergy where if I eat it I'm going to be in a lot of pain for a couple hours after I've eaten it. The thing is, I fucking love garlic bread. It's objectively the best food to have ever been made and every time I eat it life gets just a bit better until the bad shit kicks in. Now, I ate garlic bread about 11 hours ago (it is currently 4:10 am) and I have been in pain for about three hours now. I'm not saying I regret my decision to eat garlic bread, I'm just saying that I regret something garlic bread flavoured that doesn't have any garlic has been invented yet.

Tldr: I'm allergic to garlic but it's fucking delicious and now I am in pain because I have no self control and I'm probably going to do the same thing in like two weeks

garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

rb to share

I want to spam garlic bread in the ask box of every ace spec person on this app . I'm not kidding, this is my project, it's important, you can reblog, start chains under this post, do what you want, but if you're ace spec, write something in the comments or in the reblogs, so I will gift you some garlic bread. WRITE SOMETHING IN THE REBLOGS, ANYTHING, EVEN JUST "#garlic bread", otherwise I won't find you among all these notes

Let me know if you don't receive your garlic news in two days! I might miss some orders!

Btw I'm keeping a journal of my orders. I write your usernames, so I can remember the great people who supported this project

Leon: I regret getting dragged into your homosexual tomfoolery.

Meat and Poultry - Foiled BBQ Chicken with Corn on the Cob and Pinto Beans Chicken, corn, pinto beans, and barbecue sauce are all combined in individual packets with chicken. It's also a breeze to clean up!

Alastor is perfect ace credit to the creator: tumbler :

𝐻𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑖𝑏𝑒𝑒

Alastor is perfect ace credit to the creator: tumbler :

𝐻𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑖𝑏𝑒𝑒

To all asexuals out there, I hope you have a wonderful international ace day, no matter what part of the spectrum you might identify with and I think you should definitely have this

Italian Sausage with Farfalle and Broccoli Rabe - European

I want to spam garlic bread in the ask box of every ace spec person on this app . I'm not kidding, this is my project, it's important, you can reblog, start chains under this post, do what you want, but if you're ace spec, write something in the comments or in the reblogs, so I will gift you some garlic bread. WRITE SOMETHING IN THE REBLOGS, ANYTHING, EVEN JUST "#garlic bread", otherwise I won't find you among all these notes

Let me know if you don't receive your garlic news in two days! I might miss some orders!

Btw I'm keeping a journal of my orders. I write your usernames, so I can remember the great people who supported this project

BEHOLD

GARLIC LOAFS

Pasta - Creamy Chicken and Shrimp Alfredo This twist on an Italian classic mixes chicken and shrimp in a creamy Alfredo sauce flavored with sun-dried tomatoes, pesto, and garlic.

This is so cool and awesome could I have some garlic bread, please?

I want to spam garlic bread in the ask box of every ace spec person on this app . I'm not kidding, this is my project, it's important, you can reblog, start chains under this post, do what you want, but if you're ace spec, write something in the comments or in the reblogs, so I will gift you some garlic bread. WRITE SOMETHING IN THE REBLOGS, ANYTHING, EVEN JUST "#garlic bread", otherwise I won't find you among all these notes

Let me know if you don't receive your garlic news in two days! I might miss some orders!

Btw I'm keeping a journal of my orders. I write your usernames, so I can remember the great people who supported this project

I made garlic bread :)