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This isn’t a real party this is a fruit and talk party

My younger cousin at my grandmas retirement party

I hang out with my 10 years old cousin on our lil cousin's baptism. In the end, when only our family was left, she started playing with the mics and I started playing with her too until a guy scolded us. I don't think it was a good example for her the fact I stopped, but didn't seem to care at all.

Also she asked the priest where he lived and if his house was made with gold. And she also likes Wednesday series.

I think I do in fact love my cousin.

This happened in our family apparently but I don't remember it:

So your mom and dad said you're going to have surgery?

Yes, they're putting me to sleep.

*crickets*

I'm listening to my six year old cousin tell me how she broke up with her husband because they couldn't share a swing.

But that's not the interesting part.

The interesting part is how she and her ex had split the kindergarten into like 5 teams and had a war over the whole playground.

I don't know who won because her mom said that she needs to go to bed.

P.s. No need to worry about her heartbreak she has two other bf's to take care of her.

Kindergarten Dialogue #001

Adult A:“1 would you like it if they were leaving you out and being mean?”

Kid 1: “Yes, I love crying!”

Kindergarten Dialogue #002

Adult: “You can’t just bury everything down.”

Kid: “You can’t. I have a shovel.”