Funny Dialogue - Tumblr Posts
Dialogue prompt:
Character A: I would never put bruises on your knees like he does, sweetheart.
Character B, with a confused look on his or her face: I work in a dog kennel, these bruises aren’t for anybody!
Character A stares in disbelief before shuffling off awkwardly.
"There's a special place in hell for people like you, you know that?"
"You bet. The V.I.P. section, baby."
did anyone else play divinity original sin bc i think about this idle market dialogue daily
My husband: *explains how dead bodies are filled with special fluids to be preserved*
Me: How the hell do you know it?
My husband: I'm a writer.
Kindergarten Dialogue #001
Adult A:“1 would you like it if they were leaving you out and being mean?”
Kid 1: “Yes, I love crying!”
Writing Prompt #1
Person A: Stop it, guys. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight. Person B: I don't. Two Christmases are almost worth the price of therapy.
Another one. He's so mad which is so funny. It needs to be heard.
Osiris: Extraction successful. Welcome back. Failsafe? Are you bothering that frog again? Failsafe? [sighs] No matter. Good work, Guardians. I will make sure your data is processed with the utmost attention and scrutiny. I'll do it myself...
Osiris makes a grave mistake