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aranea do be kind of a whore though
I hope you know that when I got this it felt like Vriska Serket herself was coming out of the woodwork to tell me this, (because of your url and pfp.)



The Witch King's very bad day continues.

Rave, Maurice, Rave!
Apollo: Daddy!!! He killed my moomoo!!!
Odysseus: OwO




when you want to beat each other up but also wish to be boyfriends?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tricky
Me: There's six male candidates, I have 4 that I like more than the others. I will take time to consider carefully who I will marry and not make this decision based on arbitrary details.
Me, 32 hours later: eHeehehEhe, the pretty emo boy likes me :33


Tfw you get attacked in a back alley and then another guy swoops in and saves you but is sure to tell you that this doesn’t make you friends so you’re just kind of fixing up your wounds and suffering whiplash alone in your room in the middle of the night and all you wanted was to fly kites and have a good time.

Here, I've made an analysis of Sauron's exact thoughts during the tavern scene.
Here's the gif
lavellan: “so the fade huh. thats cool”
solas: “are you attempting to…….,,.know me”
lavellan: “yeah kinda is there something wrong with that”
solas: “…”
solas: “i see you are a mage”
lavellan: “uh huh”
solas: “have you ever been dominated in the bedroom”
Guess who’s watching the gay cannibals in the year of our lord 2024

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


update: these 2 are currently in a cabin in the woods enjoying a peaceful fall afternoon and dancing around in the kitchen to records playing softly in the background and watching movies on the couch with alpine and baking recipes that they never got to try and nothing bad has ever happened to them ever actually