Stardew Valley Memes - Tumblr Posts
nice older sibling vs. mean younger sibling
We just wanna farm, disable the structure of capitalism, and fuck the whole town in peace 😭
obsessed with stardew valley because the game itself is such a quaint little farming sim and the people who play it are the horniest people to walk the earth
The Signs as Stardew Valley Marriage Candidates
Aries: Shane
Taurus: Maru
Gemini: Penny
Cancer: Elliot
Leo: Alex
Virgo: Leah
Libra: Haley
Scorpio: Abigail
Sagittarius: Harvey
Capricorn: Sebastian
Aquarius: Sam
Pisces: Emily
Me: There's six male candidates, I have 4 that I like more than the others. I will take time to consider carefully who I will marry and not make this decision based on arbitrary details.
Me, 32 hours later: eHeehehEhe, the pretty emo boy likes me :33
Shane: What's the point of even making choices? All you're doing is tricking yourself into believing that you have control over your life when you don't. You still surrender half your freedom to some soulless job that sees you as nothing more than a tool just in order to get by in life. If you're forced to live like that you can never be able to choose how you live. You can always tell yourself that you aren't trapped in the food chain of society but in reality, you'll never be able to escape it. Not unless you really give away everything you've got, but then once you do that, what's left of you?
Marnie: ...so, you don't want any pizza?
Shane: No, I want pizza.
This is a grown man.
No one can tell me Sam is not the sunshine anymore
This is mainly for my sister but I thought I would put it here too
I got a laptop, you know what that means.
Time to get the PC version of Stardew Valley and speedrun marrying all 6 bachelors.
Shane from sdv
[Feeling happy? Fuck off]
Update on this post, i got stardew on my laptop 4 days ago, im already married to sebastian again. I'm coming for sam next. I will make a second file later today.
I got a laptop, you know what that means.
Time to get the PC version of Stardew Valley and speedrun marrying all 6 bachelors.
me to him: You know, I've always had a hard time building real connections with other people, but from the moment I first met you, I could feel that it would be different. Every time I talk you, I love you even more. We have so much in common, not just our interests but in the way we think as well. I really feel that each moment we share together is special, and I really can't say that I've ever felt this way about anyone before.
Sebastian from Stardew Valley: If you're lucky, you might see a frog in this weather.
when i married sebastian i made sure to put windows in every room that i could because i remembered him saying that his room would be less depressing if it had a window and if i'm ever asked to explain what love feels like i'm going to bring that up
in stardew valley i sometimes purposely loose the competitions like the egg hunt and the ice fishing because imagine if some guy no one knows just showed up to your small community of like 30 people one day and immeadietly started dominating in all of the annual activities like you would fucking hate that guy
Am i playing a farming simulator?
yes
Do i ever actually farm in stardew valley?
N E V E R
why the fuck are you trying to find a single beer get the fuck out of there idontknowhisnamewhothefuckisthis go to a market or idk ask a librarian
The fact that people wanted to marry this depressed man more than a LITERAL WIZARD!!! is just insane to me
I mean, I'm not complaining!! I love my little malewife <3
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