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✨💗💙HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TOM!!! :)))💙💗✨

(just found the Tom Eddsworld ≠ Tom Ridgewell, I'm appreciating both of them though, bc Tom used to be in Eddsworld, I hope he has a blessed life ^^)

Probably the best way to learn that Tomska has a Tumblr account.

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

Cassie: dad, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Johnny: the mortal Kombat movie again?

Cassie: yeah

Johnny: pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Cassie: what hole? Looks down by the elder God's!

Cassie: what is that?

Johnny: it's a hole

Cassie: yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?

Johnny: well, I woke up this morning... Sips coffee... And there was a hole.

Cassie: what are you gonna do about it?

Johnny: well, I did put a rug over it.

Inception sound

Johnny: yeah, it fell in the hole.

Cassie: should we call the police or something?

Johnny: oh yeah, I called the police earlier.

Cassie: well, where are they?

Johnny: they're in the hole.

Half of the inception sound

Cassie: where is mom?

Johnny:

Cassie: dad, where is mom!?

Johnny: she's on a mission.

Cassie: oh, ok. Where is the mission?

Johnny: in the hole.

Small bit of the inception sound

Cassie: by the gods! How deep even is this thing? Grabs mug and drops it in

Johnny: that was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

Fast inception sound

Cassie: dad, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole it a gateway to the netherrealm or... Johnny disappears... Dad? Dad!? DAAAD!?!?!

Johnny, holding an apple: hey, what's up? I got a snack.

Cassie: dad, will you please take this seriously?

Arms come out the hole

Cassie: screams

Johnny: shoots the hands

Cassie: what was that!?

Johnny: hole person

Cassie: where did it come from?

Johnny:

Cassie:

Johnny:

Cassie: right, the hole. Yeah. Why are you being so calm about this?

Johnny: I'm more concerned by the tarkatan army outside

Cassie: what tarkatan army?

Growls from outside

Cassie: yelps a bit

Johnny: that one. Pulls out a movie oh, there it is

Inception sound

Johnny, after dropping it in the hole: oh sh*t

Inception sound

Cassie: dad, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Johnny: the mortal Kombat movie again?

Cassie: yeah

Johnny: pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Cassie: what hole? Looks down by the elder God's!

Cassie: what is that?

Johnny: it's a hole

Cassie: yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?

Johnny: well, I woke up this morning... Sips coffee... And there was a hole.

Cassie: what are you gonna do about it?

Johnny: well, I did put a rug over it.

Inception sound

Johnny: yeah, it fell in the hole.

Cassie: should we call the police or something?

Johnny: oh yeah, I called the police earlier.

Cassie: well, where are they?

Johnny: they're in the hole.

Half of the inception sound

Cassie: where is mom?

Johnny:

Cassie: dad, where is mom!?

Johnny: she's on a mission.

Cassie: oh, ok. Where is the mission?

Johnny: in the hole.

Small bit of the inception sound

Cassie: by the gods! How deep even is this thing? Grabs mug and drops it in

Johnny: that was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

Fast inception sound

Cassie: dad, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole it a gateway to the netherrealm or... Johnny disappears... Dad? Dad!? DAAAD!?!?!

Johnny, holding an apple: hey, what's up? I got a snack.

Cassie: dad, will you please take this seriously?

Arms come out the hole

Cassie: screams

Johnny: shoots the hands

Cassie: what was that!?

Johnny: hole person

Cassie: where did it come from?

Johnny:

Cassie:

Johnny:

Cassie: right, the hole. Yeah. Why are you being so calm about this?

Johnny: I'm more concerned by the tarkatan army outside

Cassie: what tarkatan army?

Growls from outside

Cassie: yelps a bit

Johnny: that one. Pulls out a movie oh, there it is

Inception sound

Johnny, after dropping it in the hole: oh sh*t

Inception sound

Jaune: ... h-here's your coffee. *Clears throat* Here is yo... Dammit. *Takes a deep breath before turning around* Here's your coffee.

Coco: *Behind Camera* Cut! Come on Jaune, what was that?

Jaune: *Point at cup* Coffee?

Coco: No. That performance!

Jaune: I'm sorry. This is just my first actual role, so I'm a little nervous.

Coco: Look, it's ok. Just try more... Happy?

Jaune: *Smiles* Here's you coffee!

Coco: Hm, give me unhappy.

Jaune: *Frowns* Here's your coffee...

Coco: Sadder.

Jaune: *Tears up* Here's your coffee!

Coco: Sadder!

Jaune: *Cries* Here's your coffee!!

Coco: Come on Jaune, your wife's dead! Sadder!

Jaune: He-... Wait, I don't have a wife.

Coco: Now you do.

Pyrrha: Hello Again! *Gets shot by Coco off to the side* Ow.

Jaune: Oh my GOD! My wife is DEAD! Here's your COFFEE!!

Coco: Eh. How about... Here's your coffee.

Coco in Jaune’s clothes: Here's your coffee.

Coco: You can do better than that.

Jaune: Here's your coffee.

Coco: You can do worst than that.

Jaune: Here's coffee!

Coco: Give me more.

Jaune: Here’s ya coffee!

Coco: No, more coffee.

Jaune: *Lifts up giant cup of coffee*  H-here's your coffee.

Coco: Two cups?

Jaune: *Has two cups in his hands* Here's your coffee.

Coco: No cups?

Jaune: *Cups disappear, splashing coffee all over his hands*  ARGH!

Coco: Do it in French.

Jaune: Voici voter café.

Coco: Do it in France.

Jaune: *Over at France*

Coco: Nope, can't hear ya.

Jaune: *Walks in in French clothing, holding a baguette* Hey, I'm back.

Coco: Alright, forget everything.

Jaune: *Looks at his hands* Who am I?

Coco: Let's try roleplay.

Jaune: *Playing a D&D campaign, he roles a 20-sided die* 18!

Dungeon Master Coco: It hits.

Jaune: Yes!

Coco: Now do it like... You're a passenger on the Titanic, the lifeboats are full, and the coffee's your baby.

Jaune: *Dressed like an early 1900′s mother with the coffee wrapped in clothe* Please, mister, take me coffee. Give him a good life, don't let him drown!

Coco: Now do it like a sleazy guy at the bar.

Jaune: *Dressed like Neptune* I like my coffee like I like my women!

Coco: In your pants?

Jaune: In my pants! *Pours coffee down his pants before screaming in agony*

Coco: *Chuckles* Now do it like a musical.

Jaune: 'Milk, coffee beans, and water

Mix 'em all up just like you oughta

Little bit of shug to make it sweet

Cup o' mornin' brown just can't be beat'

Coco: Now do it like your whole life has been leading to this moment. As if the culmination of all the trials and tribulations you've experienced have been leading you to this one, single juncture... Jaune, I want you to picture everything that has come before you and everything that's yet to be and decide that, in spite of it all, there is no place, no time you would rather be... than right here, right now.

Jaune: *Lets out a relieved sigh before smiling contently* ... Here's your coffee.

Coco: Meh. How'd you do it the first time?

Jaune: Here's your coffee.

Coco: Perfect! Cut!

Jaune: *Breathes a sigh of relieve* Thank god.

Coco: Alright, now let's move on to the blowjob.

Jaune: Sorry, what?

Coco: Jaune, this is a porno. *Points over to the actor he’s been doing this scene with, Neo, as well as the many toys on the table*

Neo: *Dressed as a scantily dressed CEO, licks her lips as she looks him up and down*

Jaune: Ah. That would explain him.

Sun: *Operating the microphone from the side, while also being completely nude* You alright dude?

Jaune: Yep.