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how about Rebecca or any of the hit/bwba(like ashima or Kenji) aeg (Bruno or kana) if that’s cool(they deserve so much better I love them either way)
Rebecca is actually one of the BWBA characters that I genuinely like. But since my AU is set in season 21 because how it feels like a finale, most of the BWBA characters won't make appearances in my incorrect ttte quotes. Same goes to AEG as well, I hate how they aged down the main characters to such a ridiculous level. (Also, don't get me started on how the show breaks the fucking physics) I'm going to make Rebecca a more airheaded and chill character since I feel that the show needs characters like these. I'm drawing massive inspiration from Zee from Total Drama for her personality. So yeah, Rebecca's canon in my AU while the others aren't. Nia is just going to make some few non-canon appearances.
Edward: Hey Rusty, what ya making there?
Rusty: Clothing good for any environment and for the environment.
Edward: That's good, how did you pull up that off?
Rusty: I test a lot of my gear with the people that go anywhere.
Edward: Like hikers and explorers?
Rusty: Uh... Not exactly. More like the military.
Edward: How did that start?
Rusty: I started selling four hundred dollar Jackets to rich people then I thought, who's more rich than the British goverment?
Edward: But why?
Rusty: Well I wanted to make gear for any weather and location and no one goes more places then them. So whether it's the mountains of Afghanistan or the jungles of Colombia I got ya.
Edward: Yeah, well that's certainly effective.
Rusty: So when the army raids a enemy base you can bet they're more comfortable than any of their enemies.
Edward: Well at least your not directly causing the deaths.
Rusty: Yeah if you want that there's like a whole network on the island, There's Whiff, 'Bruno, Toad, Rosie-
Edward: Wait what!?
Edward: Why does this keep happening to me.....
Poor Eddie just can't catch a break. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edward: *Deep breath* Hey Bruno, other than having a fun name what do you make buddy?
Bruno: I answer the phrase, Truck around and find out with a lot of military trucks.
Edward: OH, my gosh.
Bruno: I made a truck that can transport tanks because you really don't wanna get their millage up, terrible for the resale value. I also made a truck that can throw around transport containers like a like a toddler and it's great for logistics. I also made this MATV which is a mine resistant ambush proof vehicle and it hits mines like you hit pot holes. And then I made the sports version of the humvee.
Edward: What else can you put on the racing version of the humvee?
Bruno: Depends on what ya wanna get rid of! The fifty cal is good for getting rid of people, the anti tank is good for getting rid of tanks, and the automatic grenade launchers are good for getting rid of ANYTHING
Edward: What have you made recently?
Bruno: I bought Pratt Miller which includes Corvette racing, they still won't let me race my trucks and run over the other drivers, dumb. However I also bought jbt aerotech so I can now make plans if I want to. Arguably, THE MOST MINE RESISTANT VIECHLE.
Edward: I now fear you and I worry Rosie will be worse
Edward:
Edward: Toby, Toby. I need help.
Toby: What? What's going on?
Edward: Whiff, Bruno, Rosie and the others are talking about building military weapons. They're becoming more and more powerful and I can't control them...
Toby: Oh my god....
*Tape rewind sounds*
*Tape pause sounds*
*Tape plays*
Edward: Hey Whiff, what are you making buddy?
*Fast forward*
Edward: Hey Rusty what are you making?
*Fast forward*
Edward: Hey Bruno-
*Fast Forward*
Edward: Hey Rosie-
*Super fast forward*
*Explosion*
Narrator: Returning soon.
Oooooohhhhh, The Edward Gets Caught Up In Whiff's War Crimes saga is BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥