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You’ve just figured out what the bad guy’s plans are because you were accidentally added to their group chat. You’ll go out and stop them, but reading through the group chat couldn’t hurt, right?
Just Margot In The Front Seat! ❤️
My knee hurts so bad!
I fell in a fucking Uber and I’m so embarrassed 😩 bye
Got a visibly trans Uber driver and felt safe for the first time in a while in an Uber 🏳️⚧️
Saw a visibly transgender person at the airport I've got a passive health regen effect for the next hour
My dash did a thing. @libertybill
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After Uber started to lose customers because of new companies It decided to create a new service called muscle uber, in this service, now not only can you order for the size of your car but also the size of your driver. You just need to type things like height, weight, bicep measurement, pecs measurements on the app and those data will be directly sent to the uber driver app.
And you don’t have to worry if the drivers in your area don’t fulfill the measurements you want, the uber driver app will automatically transform them into the measurements you ask for. Take for example this new uber driver he just started working and his first client asked for a 6ft tall 300 lbs bodybuilder as his driver way too different from our scrawny 98lb driver.
However, as soon as the measurements are loaded in the app, the transformation began his legs grow in size and length making him 6 ft tall, his biceps grow to an impressive 25 inches and his pecs explode to 48 inches. And since the customer pays the extra fee for personality manipulation, he also loses his shyness and becomes a bit cockier. By the time he arrives to pick up the customer the transformation is complete he even asks if he wants to feel his biceps while he drives…
When your Uber's late but it's ok cuz #itsLit Owner: @itsfvckinglit #subaru #toyota #brz #gt86 #blue #gold #uber #needalift #widebody #rocketbunny #carseason #stance #stanced #stancenation #stancedaily #low #lowered #lowerstandards #loweredlifestyle #jdm #boxerengine #importfaceoff #importfaceoff2017 #kromeyoshphotography #kromeyosh #onlythebest #nevercomplacent (at Crofton, Maryland)
В Крылатском обнаружил такую красоту: #alfaromeo 🌶 Alfa Romeo Spider Veloce (115.A1) 1991 года. Конда у нас по Белому дому из танка стреляли, итальянцы сделали такое чудо! 🚕🥃 #альфаромео #italdesign #madeinitaly #retrocar #taxi #такси #taxidriver #sadov #таксисты #москва #moscowtaxi #rustaxi #яндекстакси #таксист #yellowtaxi #transport #заказтакси #таксимосква #шкодаоктавиа #yandextaxi #škoda #oktavia #uber #садов #таксометр #taxistas (at Крылатское (гребной канал)) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFjScO5HK76/?igshid=mjcmlm2cmfr8
Давно себячку не выкладывал. Забыли, наверное, как я выгляжу?) 🚕😎☕️ #taxi #такси #taxidriver #sadov #таксисты #москва #moscowtaxi #rustaxi #яндекстакси #таксист #yellowtaxi #transport #заказтакси #таксимосква #шкодаоктавиа #yandextaxi #škoda #oktavia #uber #садов #таксометр #taxistas #шеф рогай (at Solntsevo, Moskva, Russia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIfSJ0oHmcg/?igshid=x57cih62mk4b
Да, пиво. Ну, а как без пива? Тем более #Gambrinus - это не какие-то жлобские козлы, бочки и прочие жыгули. Почему они жлобы? Да потому, что вместо честных 0,5 литра продают 0,45. Маркетологи, биомать... 🥃🍺🚕 #taxi #такси #taxidriver #sadov #таксисты #москва #moscowtaxi #rustaxi #яндекстакси #таксист #yellowtaxi #transport #заказтакси #таксимосква #шкодаоктавиа #yandextaxi #škoda #oktavia #uber #садов #таксометр #taxistas #шефтрогай #rtgtv #пиво #beer (at Очаково) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM7TEEonazL/?igshid=bu96va2vkuv7