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Spider bros Au

[on patrol]

Tobey, humming: Spider-man, Spider-man

Andrew, joining in: Does Whatever A Spider Can!

Tobey: Spins A Web! Any Size

Andrew: Catches Thieves!

Peter: eat’s those guys! Look out here comes the spooder-man

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[on a date in the park]

Andrew: the stars are beautiful tonight

Deadpool: y-yeah! They are! *whispers* w h a t d o i s a y ???

Peter, in a tree above them: s a y y o u h a v e b e a u ti f u l e yes

Deadpool: he’s wearing a f u c k i n g m a s k

Peter: F i n e. y o u th ink of so m eth i ng.

Deadpool: you volunteered to be my wing man you little shit !!

Peter: d on ’t m a ke m e c o m e d ow n t h er e !!

Deadpool, standing up: Come down here? Buddy, I’ m c o m i n g u p.

Andrew: lovely stars. Truly.