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Voltron as shit I’ve heard people say

Pidge: “Step one: get a gun”

Keith: “what if…instead of seaweed in the water….it was just blood” Shiro: “you sound high”

Hunk: “I wanna touch Rocktapus”

Allura: “Lance, let go of his pants”

Corran: “OH SHE HAS A GUN”

Lance: *small gasp* “I forgot to throw saltine crackers at Keith”

Shiro: “my Face ID didn’t work because I was smiling”

Adam: “You need to go through a certain legal process called getting you head chopped off”

Keith: “I will squeeze your nutsack till it pops”

Allura: “TWO MINUTES TWO MINUTES EVERYBODY GET EVERYTHING OFF OF YOUR CHEST!” Keith: “IM GAY” Pidge: “YOUR DEAD TO ME”

Voltron as MORE shit I’ve heard people say

Shiro: *explaining what an IVF baby is”. Lance: “see? I’m not real!”

Keith: “I’ll shove a shrimp in your ass while your sleeping”

Pidge: “my legacy was saying hitler was a slut”

Hunk: “MY BREAD IS WET”

Allura: “Is that an abortion?”

Coran, aggressively: “WHERES THE BANANA ROCK??”

Matt: “Shut up it’s DND!”