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Weeping Monk/Lancelot headcannons: Red Paladin
- You were the only woman amongst the Red Paladins, killing ten of them to prove your point AND that they needed your skills
- You knew the Weeping Monk well, having sparred a few times to test eachothers skills
- The first time you REALLY noticed this hot man was when he was bored and suggested a quick spar.
- He always wore that dang robe, so what you didn't expect was to see him shirtless and just staring at your frame
- because YOU, you little minx, also decided to wear nothing but a bandages covering your chest.
- "f-fuck me"
"What?"
"What?" 👁👄👁
- you can decide which one of you said the first line
- It was going well, but you noticed that he was pulling his punches.
- You went harder and he fell.
- "why didn't you fight back?"
- he never answered. He just got up and left to join the group.
- He never knew that he held any feelings for you until he saw you like that
- You never minded the scars, you weren't exactly looking for a man's approval nor a husband anytime soon
- You had scars all over your back and arms, something that showed him your bravery and determination as a Red Paladin
- But you started hiding them when he would VERY obviously be staring and it bothered you
- "why does it bother me? like, screw him if he thinks I'm ugly. . .does he think I'm ugly?"
- fuck
- you liked him
- He found you even MORE attractive when you stood up for him and RIPPED Carden a new aashole
- He became even more obvious when he would stick by you during every battle
- Like, the stoic enigmatic Weeping Monk checks up on you after every. single. battle?
- n a n i ?
- but you needed his name, I mean, you can't like a guy if you don’t even know his name, right?
- he trusted you enough to tell you
- "long ago, my name was Lancelot"
- Lancelot du Lac was his full name, and boi did you think about it
- "(Y/N) du Lac does sound nice-"
"Hm?"
"Nothing, go kill Fey!"
- But once you saw his hand connect with the ground, you had so many more questions but he feared answering them
- "please, i just want to understand."
"You could never understand."
"Then help me, Lancelo-!"
- he kissed you.
- one, because you were about to say his name and he didn't want that. two, he had wanted to kiss you for a while but feared rejection
- our soft bby
- "meet me at the edge of the forest by sundown," he mumbled against your lips, rushing away and leaving you in s h o c k
- he explained how father carden took him in and trained him, forcing him to suppress his true nature and how he became the Weeping Monk
- you hugged him, and he almost pushed you away because he's never had such physical affection before
- he is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TOUCH STARVED
- "why did you kiss me? was it just to keep me quiet?"
"well, yes."
- cue Pikachu meme
- "but, i. . .also have deep feelings for you. yet i understand if you do not want a broken man"
- you almost slapped him for saying that shit
- you stuck by him through it all, even slaughtering those soldiers together and you rode off with squirrel
- squirrel accidentally calls you mum but we'll get to that in another headcannon
Anyone got any suggestions/imagines for our Weeping boi? I'm running out of inspiration
The Weeping Monk/ Lancelot headcannon: Disney series!
- Hua Mulan
- Mulan would definitely be forced to hide her true identity by the Church
- She was alone for awhile, being pushed around by the other Paladins, calling 'him' not manly enough because he doesn't bathe infront of his own brethren
- "Is this how we treat our brothers?! We all fight for the same cause, and I expect you to treat eachother as equals in the eyes of God."
- He stood up for Mulan, knowing that men have their own insecurities and he shouldn't be put down for his
- until he found out that his insecurity was a vagina
- it was an accident, he was going to tell him that they were leaving in a few minutes and bam!
- she was naked
- He ran back to tell them to wait while trying to get the image of her out of his head
- he is a woman, oh christ it all makes sense!
- it was awkward for the next few days
- but Mulan was a fighter, and she always proved it in battle
- he approached Mulan about the incident a few days later
- "has the church made you hide this?"
- "yes. are you going to report me?"
- "no"
- . . .huh?
- "a woman who fights is the most dangerous of us all. you have proven your strength, and i shall stand with you"
- Mulan told him of her true name and he smiled fondly at it
- Mulan du Lac
- tbh Mulan always thought about who she would marry as a little girl
- as tradition goes, your marriage was arranged by your parents but with her father dead and being millions of miles away from China, those dreams were pushed aside
- she always pictured a strong man who wouldn't make her put aside her fighting skills and passion for the responsibility of giving him a son
- but as she grew older, she realized that she couldn't have that fantasy life
- atleast not in China
- Lancelot stuck with her, even when she was exposed
- The Church threatened to kill her
- "You put her into this yet when the world sees her as she is, you throw her away? God claims we are all equal yet you look away when a woman fights better than any other man on the field"
- the church argued on what they would do
- Lancelot volunteered to stay in her tent as protection
- who knows what the paladins would be ordered to do
- Carden snuck a peek inside and saw Lancelots arm around her, and got an idea
- "you may continue to fight as a woman, but God has given me great vision. Mulan shall marry our Weeping Monk, as He has decreed"
- Mulan hated it
- Lancelot opposed, but it made him blush at the thought of marrying her
- Yet, he didn't vocally oppose it as much as Mulan did and that's what got her curious
- it was the night before when she blew up on him
- "You say you care about my opinions, yet accept the fact that they're using God to justify holding me back? Why didn't you say anything?!"
- "because they would have you killed"
- "death is better than-"
- "would it be so bad to marry me?"
- I picture Lancelot falling quickly for someone but holding back his emotions
- like he knows that he cares deeply for this person but knows that they deserve better and pulls back
- "i care deeply for you, Hua Mulan, and i promise to hold you, love you, care for you, and help you as a husband should. i will respect your boundaries, and be there through sickness and health"
- Mulan would grow feelings for him eventually, and would ask if he still felt the same
- he would of course say yes
- their first times would be so intimate and gentle
- first kiss? obviously their wedding, but their REAL first kiss would be after a battle and she would kiss him out of adrenaline saying fuck it
- and that she's thankful that she married such a respectful and loving man
- first time? definitely after walking in on her changing and him turning to leave, but she invites him to stay and i can just see it being so passionate
- he is def gentle and asks "are you sure, my love?" "does it hurt?"
- just so sweet and Mulan is equally matching him, asking if he's comfortable
- I just think they would make a great couple and have adorable babies, def having three kids
- two girls and one boy
And if you want to see a relationship develop between them, go read my book on Wattpad! The Ballad of Hua Mulan
The Weeping Monk/ Lancelot headcannons: NSFW abc's
A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
He's very attentive to how you feel. He always asks "was I too rough?" "did it feel good?". He's the type of person to massage you after and just overall puts you first.
B= Body part (their favorite body part and their partners)
He LOVES your thighs and hips. Thick, skinny, jiggly, etc, he loves them.
C= Cum (anything to do with cum)
He definitely loves cumming on your chest or thighs. Not inside you, he's not ready for kids. He loves watching you cum, knowing that he's made you tremble and made you feel good.
D= Dirty secret (self explanatory)
He loves watching you fight. He wants you to know how to defend yourself, but that doesn't mean he can't enjoy pinning you to a tree or the ground, or you pinning him. He just thinks it's sexy but won't ever admit it.
E= Experience (how experienced are they?)
The only sex education he knows is from the church, and that's zero. Zip. Nada. His first time was with you, as he believes in the intimacy of having that experience with someone you love. He's a bit clumsy, but learns what you like and you learn what he likes.
F= Favorite position
He loves cowgirl and missionary. Just watching you moan and squirm beneath him as he curls your hand in his, or watching you ride him as his hands grip on your hips.
G= Goofy (are they serious or more humorous)
He's definitely serious. You both are in your most vulnerable states, and he wants to treat you with respect and love. But if something falls or just something silly happens, there will be a light chuckle or giggle.
H= Hair (how groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes)
He keeps it nice and tighty, trims every week. There's some hair but never a lot.
I= Intimacy (how are they in the moment)
He's very vulnerable and trusts you with his life. He loves looking into your eyes as they roll back, curling his hand in yours, and feeling every inch of your body. He makes each time romantic and loving
J= Jack off (masturbation headcannon)
Not often, really. He only jacks off when he knows you're not in the mood or when he's thought of something naughty.
K= Kink (one or more)
He LOVES getting his hair tugged on, but not yanked.
No pain whatsoever
L= Location (favorite places to do the do)
The bedroom, or a crystal clear lake. Just washing eachother makes him worship your body more and he definitely likes your legs wrapped around him as he fucks you beside some rocks in a lake.
M= Motivation (what turns them on)
The sensual aspect of it. He'll just see you undressing, teasing him a bit, and wants to his hands to roam every inch of your body. Just the thought of him inside of you gets him going.
N= No (something they wouldn't do)
He will never hurt you. Anything that involves pain is an absolute no, and anything non-consensual is a big no.
O= Oral (reciever or giver)
He's more of a giver. Just watching your legs tremble and squirm gets him going, and he loves pleasing you. If you give him a blowjob or a handjob, it's rare.
P= Pace (fast or slow? rough or sensual?)
He prefers going slow, but likes to tease you by going a bit fast and rough. He's sensual all the way.
Q= Quickie (opinions on quickies)
Literally only if you both are just so horny and in need of eachother.
R= Risk (are they game to experiment or take risks)
No pain, and no one is ever allowed to see you. Only he is. The one day he did was at a pub and he just got the idea to grab your thigh and go up, and it was great sex after you got home. But he will never do anything public.
S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last)
He can last for maximum of three hours. You're both still young, and he doesn't have that high of a sex drive, unless one or the other is talking dirty.
T= Toy (do they own toys)
Definitely not.
U= Unfair (how much do they like to tease)
He's a little devil sometimes. Unless you're not in the mood or doing something, he likes gripping your hips and sliding his hand up your thigh.
V= Volume (how loud are they)
Lancelot is actually pretty vocal. He doesn't scream or yell, but let's out moans and groans and little curses here and there.
W= Wild Card
Just grabbing your thigh and massaging your clit, but that's only happened a few times in public when he's really driven.
X= X ray (what's going on under the clothes)
He's very fit and lean. He's got some biceps and a four pack, that v dip. He's not jacked, but he's definitely muscular. He's definitely packing, he's a solid seven inches and nine when hard.
Gotta re-populate the Ash Folk somehow ;)
Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive)
It can be pretty high, but aftercare and your needs are so important to him that he won't overdue anything or overexhaust you.
Z= ZZZ (how quickly do they fall asleep)
He is a bit tired, but likes watching you fall asleep and combing his hands through your hair. He falls asleep after you.
Omg imagine if you were the last of your family and your species of Fey and Lancelot loves you so much that when you guys get married, he takes your last name because he wants you and your legacy to live on.
Completely disregarding himself 🥺🥺🥺
I'm gonna cry omfg-😢😢
Look out for a girl named Blanchefleur in the next season of Cursed. She's the wife of Percival.
I know he's a small boi, but I think it would be cute to introduce her and they grow up knowing eachother and so they trust eachother.
She's known as Percivals Sweetheart 🥺💖
Okay, but just imagine:
You just had your and Daniel's little girl and he's on set for Cursed, and they need a baby for the carriage scene where he stops a wagon of Fey. They need the baby to cry but each time he looks at her, she just smiles because even with all the makeup, she recognizes her daddy 🥺
"Cut! Daniel, what's going on?"
"I don't know! She just won't cry!" Bet you he says that while laughing and then she starts giggling.
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. 🗡️🔥
Oops! Wrong franchise.
My fictional boyfriends appreciation post. ♥️
What do I want? I want to find a hidden room in my house and inside there are doors that can take me to any movie/book/television universe where I can fall in love with all my favourite fictional characters.
His looks? Stunning? His voice? Hot. His moral compass? Questionable. Don't bother telling me who he is, I probably know who you're thinking about and honestly? Same.