What The Fuck Am I Doing Man - Tumblr Posts
Endgame is a marvelous masterpiece but it murdered me so I made memes
I can't scroll down my Tumblr feed without being viciously attacked by sad Endgame posts (don't worry, I live for the pain) so I made some memes. Meet the next generation of Iron Men.
They will protect the universe
BURRITONY - a corny warrior
INCOGNITONY - for the stealth missions
TOMATONY - absolutely disgusting, his bad taste is his power and he will defeat thanos by hiding in his salad
PESTONY - for if you want to infiltrate an Italian restaurant, is very familiar with pasta grounds
OCTONY - for underwater missions, this guy probably took a role in sinking the Titanic. Extremely dangerous
MOSQUITONY - the most vile and dangerous tony on earth. They say he's scarier than the Winter Soldier
JANITONY - hes a good boii who cleans the offices
POTATONY - is throwable and can give villains black eyes and potential brain damage, very effective
MAGNETONY - hes iron man and he controls iron, what more do u want
PEPPERTONY - absolutely delicious
Place your bets, folks. Which of these magnificent warriors could defeat Thanos (again)? I'd say Mosquitony myself.
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