Tony Deserves Better - Tumblr Posts

So uhh, I've never posted anything on Tumblr but I thought I'd share my AU and some pictures I edited in the bus.

I was thinking about Tony (somehow) surviving the snap, but ending up with right hemisphere brain damage and severe burn wounds on the right side of his face. This is due to the severe gamma radiation. (I heard that radiation can kill whole a$$ planets.)

Look, I'm not a neurospecialist, but I think the right brain controls the left side of your body. (Including your left eye's sight.) He'll have troubles with the functions of his left hand, for example. It'll be harder to control. Correct me if I'm wrong.

My AU is that Tony ended up blind in his left eye and that he's having issues with language, 3D forms and his over all creativity. These are functions of the right brain. That is a devastating blow to his intelligence, of course.

These things could prevent him from being Iron Man, making him retire and live a peaceful (though slightly disabled) life with his family (canon or non canonical bc I'm a sucker for Stony). Rehabilition can be a terrible pain in the ass beforehand, but knowing Tony Stark, he'll power through.

Besides, I think this concept could bring us pretty sweet fanfictions? Both fluffy and angsty? The Avengers buying him a million balloons when he's in the hospital? Iron Man fans gathering in front of the hospital and singing AC/DC songs in horrible voices but they do it bc they appreciate him? A Tony Stark statue being built and Rhodey going to praise it and Tony watches on TV from his bed? And Rhodey says they spelled the name wrong bc it's "Stank" and Tony riots in bed?? Gimmeeeeee.

I just want him to be alive okAY.

Endgame is a marvelous masterpiece but it murdered me so I made memes

I can't scroll down my Tumblr feed without being viciously attacked by sad Endgame posts (don't worry, I live for the pain) so I made some memes. Meet the next generation of Iron Men.

They will protect the universe

BURRITONY - a corny warrior

INCOGNITONY - for the stealth missions

TOMATONY - absolutely disgusting, his bad taste is his power and he will defeat thanos by hiding in his salad

PESTONY - for if you want to infiltrate an Italian restaurant, is very familiar with pasta grounds

OCTONY - for underwater missions, this guy probably took a role in sinking the Titanic. Extremely dangerous

MOSQUITONY - the most vile and dangerous tony on earth. They say he's scarier than the Winter Soldier

JANITONY - hes a good boii who cleans the offices

POTATONY - is throwable and can give villains black eyes and potential brain damage, very effective

MAGNETONY - hes iron man and he controls iron, what more do u want

PEPPERTONY - absolutely delicious

Place your bets, folks. Which of these magnificent warriors could defeat Thanos (again)? I'd say Mosquitony myself.

send help

I made this one year ago and I think the world is ready for this masterpiece.