Why Do I Do This To Myself - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
me, staring at the seven lengthy unfinished fics I have and the countless drafts of lenghty multichapter fics: I have zero problems whatsoever and everything is totally fine!
I don't mind, I just want kisses to be honest kkkk
When Michael Myers kisses you he doesn't make the noise when he pulls away, he'll give you forehead kisses but it's completely silent and slightly awkward until you get used to it.
There is no "muah" in "The Shape of Haddonfield"
ugh your lost boy request was incredible✨ is it possible for you to write michael brahms thomas and billy lenz or loomis idm reaction to you squirting ty for all the incredible work :)x
A/N: Here you go, hope you enjoy! I should have the Kinktober list up by tomorrow or the next day. I quit my job already because it was absolute garbage so I am back to being broke and sad all the time so here I am, writing away my problems. Enjoy!
Warnings: NSFW, R18+, squirting, fingering, cunnilingus, choking, female pronouns
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Michael Myers:
★ The first time you do it, he praises you to the moon and back, telling you what a good girl you are and how good you did for him
★ He makes sure you’re embarrassed about it through snarky comments and talk about how much of a mess you made over his cock
★ It’s his goal to make you squirt each time you have sex, no matter how long it takes and even if it’s beyond hurting
“C’mon, (Y/N), you know I have all night.” He chuckled, pressing your thighs to your chest and earning a pained groan from you.
“Michael I can’t, please, it hurts.” You were pretty sure you’d reached Heaven and now you were descending to the deep depths of hell as Michael’s cock pressed against your bladder. Your sadist of a lover only chuckled in response and pursued his own high, thrusting into you with a fiery pace. His eyes never left your face, watching to see when the right moment was to finish this.
That familiar feeling of another orgasm built up inside you quicker than you could tell him and you felt Michael reach down, the pads of his finger brushing against your clit and rubbing harshly on it. “That’s it baby, make a mess all over my cock.” He groaned, watching clear liquid dribble around his base, creating a giant wet spot on the bed for you to clean up later.
Brahms Heelshire:
★ He doesn’t really care for it
★ Knows you can’t help it sometimes, but he defiantly won’t cheer you on for it
★ He will make sure you’re okay and soothe your high, but he won’t go looking for you to squirt
★ He doesn’t like the mess (prissy ass mf)
“I’m going to cum.” You let out a breathy moan, feeling Brahms’ teeth nip at your neck as his fingers fucked you. They curled against your spot and you felt him chuckle when you gasped.
“Such a pretty face you make when you are coming.” He spoke lowly, his lips grazing over your jaw. “Show it to me.” Brahms quickened his pace and watched as your mouth opened and back arched off the bed.
The feeling of an increased amount of wetness was what made him finally pull back, his eyes drifting down to your sopping cunt and the cum you’d sprayed all over the bed. Brahms grimaced and removed his fingers from you, deciding that your mouth would suit him best tonight; he didn’t want to make more of a mess than you already had.
Thomas Hewitt:
★ Boy oh boy does he know what he’s doing
★ This man literally goes hard, just to watch you squirt all over his cock
★ It turns him on even more and more than half the time, he cums from watching your pussy dribble around his member
Every thrust was rough as his hands bruised your hips, bringing you back on his cock every second. Thomas was relentless, especially after a hard day of killing and not seeing you. He was on a mission and he wouldn’t stop until he saw you squirt.
Knowing this, you spoke up, “Thomas, I’m close!” His grip loosened at your words and he flipped you on your back, sinking back into your aching cunt and fucking into you at god speed.
“C’mon sweetheart, cum for me.” He grunted, thumbing at your clit and watching as your walls nearly pushed his cock out, clear liquid spurting around his cock. With a few more thrusts, he was able to chase the high he’d been waiting for all day.
Billy Loomis:
★ Asshole will literally degrade you for squirting, even though he made you do it on purpose
★ It’s his goal to embarrass you and he does a great job at it
★ Lives for the mess and would sit between your legs for hours if it meant he could see you squirt over and over again
“Billy, I can’t!” You cried as your thighs trembled beneath his grip. His eyes peered up at you from between them and he chuckled as his tongue danced along your soft walls.
“I know you can. I believe in you!” He teased, making a snide comment about how pitiful your dirty cunt had become. “Such a mess.” He snickered, watching as your legs shook when he toyed with your clit. With a wild smirk, his tongue was back inside you and his fingers circled your clit, his eyes never leaving yours as he brought you to another orgasm.
Loud cheers came from the male as he taunted you for making such a mess on the couch. “Hey, (Y/N), what would your mother think if she saw he couch soiled in your filthy cum, hmm?” Billy chuckled, licking your thighs off and moving up towards your face with another shit eating grin. It was going to be a long night.
I would have both, please!
POV: you’re getting dicked down against the wall by the local british rat king
why do i relate to this post on a s p i r i t u a l level
Behold a cowboy 🤠
There is totally not a lizard on his shoulder
literally me during my spanish presentation tomorrow.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY RAAHHHGDHJDBDJHSHDIBDBDKDBDBFKF
This literally took me 8 fucking hours holy shit man T_T
Finished it at like 2 a.m
Oh and the sillys in the back are my ocs Blade (orange hair) and Issac (black hair)
Erm, why am I starting to catch feelings for A BOX OF FRIGGIN FRIES?? AHHHGDHJDBDJHSHDIBDBDKDBDBFKF
T_T
ERM OKAY SO I KINDA DREW THE FREAKY
UHH HERE YA GO—
ITS KEN KYONASHIMA FROM THE 1980s YANDERE SIM, HE'S ONE OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBERS LORD HELP ME—
Don’t think…
What ever you do, don’t think of when Sirius is running around Hogwarts in POA that Remus is also there. Don’t think there’s a possibility Sirius is sitting outside Remus’ office waiting for him. Don’t think Remus sees him as Padfoot and breaks down crying because “not again. I can’t be imagining him again”. Don’t think Sirius snuggles up to Remus and comforts him for hours. Don’t think when Remus wakes up Padfoot isn’t there anymore and he thinks he may be crazy. And definitely don’t think afterwards he goes to Minnie and she holds him as he breaks down again.
why do i keep getting upright endings for the different routes in the arcana with all my different ocs i thought they were DIVERSE and SOMEONE would get the reversed ending first try BUT NO. ALL UPRIGHT. hmph, i got 2 more routes to do (portia and asra), maybe the ocs for those will be the difference