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SHUT THE FUCK UP YALL HE HAS A HUSBAND!!!!!
GUYS WE’RE FREE!!!! THE HOMOPHOBES R SCATTERING AS WE SPEAK AJDIDSJSGSH
guys did erik actually say he has like a husband or are y’all fucking with me cuz
We made it big, y’all! I wrote one of those fics! I’m screaming!
A Very Drarry Secret Santa 2019 :
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1. all i want for Christmas is Potter by Anonymous [T, 12k]
A kiss under the mistletoe with Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy thinks that’s not too much to ask for at all.
2. all mistletoe is parasitic by Anonymous [T, 4k]
Christmas, Malfoy Manor. Draco discovers Harry might not be as dedicated to reforming the Malfoys as once thought.
3. Gifts for Stylish Gits and Reckless Heroes by Anonymous [E, 13k]
It’s five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have been pining after each other for years while both trying to maintain the fiction among their friends that they are merely cordial at best. Hermione Granger-Weasley has had enough of their nonsense and hatches a plan to rig their yearly Secret Santa gift exchange so these two idiots have no choice but to confront their feelings head-on.
4. Growing to Love You by Anonymous [T, 10k]
Harry Potter and his Auror partner, Ron Weasley are in charge of Theresa Bushwick’s protection as an investigation on a murderer is underway. When Theresa gets hurt, the most skilled healer in St. Mungo’s is called to be in charge of her care. This healer happens to be Draco Malfoy, but under a new surname.
5. Harry Potter and the Feelings He Tried (and failed) to Pretend Didn’t Exist by Anonymous [?, 7k]
6. Overly Thoughtful Gryffindor Gifts by Anonymous [M, 21k]
Returning to Hogwarts for eighth year is great, but it could definitely be better. Everyone is sick of listening to him talk about Malfoy, but Harry doesn’t know how to talk to Malfoy. Cue a gift exchange, alcohol fuelled parties and a looming deadline. Will our heroes ever get together?
7. Snow and Other Gentle Things by Anonymous [T, 5k]
It is Christmas eve at Hogwarts, Harry likes flying and Draco likes snow. Who knew these things can coexist so nicely.
8. Snow and Other Magic by Anonymous [M, 8k]
Harry’s first Christmas Eve Ball at Malfoy Manor; features awkward tea, tense gift exchanges, magical destiny, illustrious artifacts, and impeccable outfits, as everything spirals towards… something.
9. Two Idiots and a Mistletoe by Anonymous [M, 3k]
How mistletoe was essential in pulling their heads out of their asses.
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LILY WHAT IS THIS?! I CAN’T EVEN.. ADOWIDOWHDWW
I LOVE YOUUUUUU
A drarry poem for the wonderful @mirimora for being the best server owner and beta one could ask for <3
Every time I see this I have to fan myself and think of cold showers. Just WOW! Look at those cute lil blushes! The hands in the hair! I can’t even. This arist is so talented, y’all!
I think my brain short-circuited for a few minutes when I first saw this. It’s so perfect. They’re amazing and hot and Draco in heels and a corset is just everything! Thank you @triggerlil for linking it before I checked my dash. I’m still blown away. Them both with long hair! I just.. my god, stunning!
Lace and Heels
I am a sucker for courtesan/prostitute AUs.
Voldemort succeeded in defeating Harry during book 7. The Dark Lord took over the entire wizarding world and Harry disappears, vanishes, everyone thinks he is dead. Hidden away, Harry trains and studies to be better, stronger, smarter, darker (fighting fire against fire) and returns to the wizarding world five years later, ready and set on defeating Voldemort for the final time. Along the way, he finds that Draco had been forced into prostitution, the once prideful Malfoy from his school days replaced with this almost unrecognizable sensual courtesan, forced to spread his legs for anyone who offered enough galleons, as punishment for the Malfoy’s incompetences and Draco’s reluctance to be Voldemort’s little bitch (or something like that)
Insert lots of angst, pining, Draco having to sleep with multiple men while Harry tries not to go on a murder rampage, identity porn because our boy Harry doesn’t actually know how to woo anyone and doesn’t trust Draco in the beginning so disguise!, also because it is a suuuuper dangerous mission, regular porn, Draco in lots and lots of beauuuuutiful courtesan clothes because he still gets spoiled as a whore, but also finally in the end, Harry defeats Voldemort once and for all, rescues Draco and they live until they die in the country side.
The end.
For the palette challenge I was thinking a scene of them cuddling together in front of the fire or maybe Harry cooking and Draco playing sous chef in the kitchen! I'd love to see something in the amber safety palette. Your art is so lovely, Chuck. 😳💛
Has Santa shown up yet? What part are you at? Lemme see! Darling, I love you, but I will AK you if you interrupt me again.
Thanks, dear Maes! This was so much fun!
Shh 🤫 We don't want any other sites finding out you guys got this Exclusive announcement on our most recent upcoming project 😉
what the actual fuck is wrong with chris rock. you know damn well that black women are sensitive about their damn hair. i’m so damn sick of black men thinking its ok to clown black women for entertainment.
i’m glad will knocked his ass the fuck out.