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day 1 of disrespecting Sam cuz bullying is my love language
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sam is the type of person to go outside on his porch during a tornado and say “*points in southern* damn didly darn darlin look over yonder’ it’s a big ol’ tornader”
I thought it was blood for a sec..😨


Honeyyyyyy
It’s a pizza cutter but w honey cause honey and yea
Edit: my friend js gave me a SS of this in light mode y’all gotta put it in dark mode to see it. And all my other icons ig😭
ERIK PRETTY PLEASEEEEE
i need an update for geordi and cutie PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED MORE CUTIE ANGST INSTEAD OT GEORDI'S LIKE LIKE CUTIE JUST STOP USING TELEPATHY AND THEIR HEAD ABOUT TO BURST OR SOMETHING AND AND AND GEORDI TRYING TO COMFORT THEM
lasko the sorta guy to say ‘now a silly one’ when taking group pictures
Hypothetically what if guy died?
Sometimes I wonder, will redacted ever have an actual end? Like, obviously Erik will stop posting sooner or later, but will we have a finished plot? Is there en end? Can there be one?
That would be hard to do, considering how many characters there are, but it is possible. Just like how ivan's or geordi's playlist ended. Maybe some characters would have a happy ending while others broke up with their listeners. Or maybe some will die....Anything could happen really.
But then again, it could just be a discontinued story, left to our imagination.
Just a thought 🤷♀️
Seeing the whole 'Solaire clan' drama arc happening right in front of me whilst im still at freelancer season 1 hurts so much..like I wanna know what's happening but I can't spoil it for myself 😭
I like how the redacted fandom just randomly started booping eachother
what is this april role reversal what
Omg I just realized that Ollie and Mentor got together on my birthday :0
I headcanon that freelancer had a dream smp/mcyt phase in 2020.
You cant change my mind.
Something I've noticed is that I self insert everywere. Including redactedverse.
Like every single redacted listener is me, just in a different form. I don't care if their personality is my polar opposite.
Angel? Yep that's me. Honey? I mean in some cases, yeah. Darlin? Pffft of course..Baabe? Absolutely.
Oh yeah, remember when David proposed to Angel? Well yeah, he proposed to me so..
I'm sorry for Erik who took the time to hone in on every listener's attributes......but it's me 🤷♀️

Hey hey!
Me and my partner made a Redacted Audios Discord server! We threw all of this together within a fw hours and have *little to no* experience in running servers... SO PLEASE DON'T JUDGE! https://discord.gg/ReN7d5ta Roles, rules, channels, and more are being updated as we go! Got questions or concerns? DM ME! (gelie_. on disc) READ. THE. RULES. PLEASE. (@idontdomathlol)
1) Basic Discord TOS Rules: You signed Discord’s TOS, Follow them. Anyone under the age of 13 will be kicked. This is for your safety.
2) No Caelum NSFW: Erik himself has said to not make NSFW of and about Caelum, and it’s pretty messed up.
3) Nsfw: Keep all NSFW in appropriate and provided NSFW channel; nsfw
4) Pirating Patreon Audios: This is NOT allowed. This is 1. Illegal and 2. Erik has stated he does not want those shared. You are allowed to talk about them in their designated channel; patreon-havers-personal-palace
5) Others Opinions: Do not knock someone down in general and especially because of the characters they like. You are allowed to have your own opinions, just don’t knock someone down because of theirs.
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10) Art and Fan fiction: These both are allowed in their respective channels; art fanfics
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14) Events: Any events (If any) will be run by any Admin.
15) Faking Mental illness: This is NOT tolerated at all. If any Admin find out there is someone faking a mental illness it will result in a ban.
16) Final remarks: These are the rules set in the server. They may increase or decrease. Please read them thoroughly.
Damien definitely. Maybe Freelancer too
i'm not (yet) too familiar with d.a.m.n series & chraacters but i wanna know who would pull a kay chung on their finals 🧍♀️
lasko audios I'd like to see!! :) 🌬
(I love these two so much)
- swimming with coworker and getting to see them show off a little magic (maybe a little more than just magic eheheheh)
- another dnd audio!! I don't personally rock with it, but I want to hear him yap about his hobbies!!!
- SLEEP AID SLEEP AID SLEEP AID. I have insomnia.
- a lil picnic date! imagine lasko kissing frosting or something off coworker's face 😵💫
- an audio that contains some coworker lore! I want to know why they came to dahlia!
- a "waking up next to" audio. it would fix me.
- just a cuddling audio 😭
- a lunch break date? I want to know more about coworker's job!!
- solstice comfort audio. I want to see lasko tender and caring! (ALSO A COWORKER LORE OPPORTUNITY??)
- anything reverse comfort. maybe he's upset over something regarding his blood family? maybe just a work thing? so many possibilities!
- confirmation on if this twink wears glasses or not. it's important.
- maybe a "helping out your boyfriend with chores" type video? some domestic fluff would be awesome!
- scary movie night :)
I just came to the realization that Flynn rider reminds me of Guy
Dude I just had a dream that William took over the world. It was all over the news and stuff, like; "Vampire has taken over the world, Earth is now going to be called 'Solaire'.
And while all that was happening, I was walking to school. I thought I was running late so I checked my phone for the time...exept.. instead of the time and date it just said "William:Solaire".
And for some reason I didn't really care about the whole thing, I just didn't want to be late for class.. Oh! Then Vincent was driving by in his huge jeep and offered me a ride. Sam was in the backseat I think?
Yeah, then I woke up 😔
YES!!! AND THEIR FAVOURITE SONGS WERE "S.L.U T", "looking at me" and "my oh my"
Angel would have been a gacha kid

Poor Milo, first scoliosis, now this?
My man really needs some braces 🫤🫤