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(View for better quality) After a long hiatus, I am finally happy and excited to show my most recent artwork! Zhongli has become my comfort character since I started playing Genshin, and the sketch of this has been sitting in my drafts for way too long. It was overdue time to polish it all up 🧡

Hope you all like it as well. :) I am hoping to jump back into more art and writing stories soon enough.

Don't repost my art without credit!

🏮Happy Chinese New year! I wish you all good fortune in this year, please take care<3

Here's something quick and easy I did for Lantern Rite. Lantern Rite is my favorite part of the year, istg 😩 It's always wonderful, and emotional. Mmmmmm

Sying is the little boy, son of Zhongli and my other OC Jerenika, who's dress I wish I had more time to work on, but it still turned out quite well with what time I had for it👀

' How lucky you would be to catch a sight like this '

I love how this turned out and I truly cannot stress that enough. I haven't felt this happy about an art piece of mine in what feels like ages! Not saying I don't feel happy/proud of my other pieces, just saying that this one is just above all of those. It was a comfort as much as a passion to work on this. It's my lockscreen now❤️

My babies ❤️

This is just an AU of sorts where Jerenika lives during his time as the Prime adeptus as an immortal creature herself. I love them, you honor akwjeo2iek

Y'all won't believe this but the new Geo character leaks are out.

Apparently her name is Jerenika? I can't wait to see this picture without the blur RAAAAHHHH lemme sEEEE HEERR

Saving my primos

Anyway, here's the full image, and also this link is her story notes. I still remain really proud of her, my old gal <3 she's been through a lot.

Basic info

•Vision: Geo

•Weapon: Claymore

•Region: Liyue

-Ex-fatuu, worked under Dottore's command when he came into the fold, had a sister with eleazar(I forgot how to spell it whoops), caused a big mess when a fellow colleague betrayed her which resulted in the death of her sister, setting back the Doctor's progress by a long shot, fled to Liyue, was found near the Chasm by the miners and the rest you'll have to read her toyhouse for 😔✨

-She's also Jien's favourite Shard, Jien is really proud of Jerenika and what she has become.

Did ever tell u guys I play genshin? No? good have some oc x canon art bc im a Zhongli simp. Also my HoYoLAB profile name is BlackSunMoon, u can go check me out if u want but I like never post on there lol-

Cute-

HUMANS I GIVE U MY GENSHIN AU INCORRECT QUOTES~

Ships: Zhongli x Nightmare, Terry x Venti, Xiao x Aether, Devil x Ash

[ocs: Nightmare, & Terry are twins, & Ash & Devil are their parents]

Zhongli & Nightmare are Xiao's adoptive parents.

Ages: G!Aether min 500, A!Xiao 2000, Arc!Venti 2500, D!Zhongli 6000, D!Nightmare: 7000, D!Terry: 7000, D!Ash 8000, D!Devil 8000

[D! = Dragon, A! = Adeptus, Arc! Archon, G! God from another realm]

TW: Swearing, mentions of Drugs, mentions of smoking, mentions of weapons, mentions of being stabbed, Ships you might not like, Weird/toxic family relations [Nightmare & Terry], mentions of Funerals, mentions of death, I think that's all-

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Aether: You know what I’ve realized? Xiao: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Aether: Nice try, anyways-

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Devil : *talking about Terry’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today! Zhongli [& Nightmare], shocked: Did someone else die?

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Xiao: Can you cut me some slack, Aether? I’m sort of in love. Aether: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Xiao: I’m in love with you. Aether: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Terry: Pfft, you should meet Venti, they're such a tsundere. Aether: They… they just stabbed you. Terry: So cute.

Nightmare, in the background: wtf bro-

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Xiao: How many children do you have? Nightmare: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Terry: Something tells me Devil 's going to be a bit more unhinged today… Devil, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Ash isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Zhongli: Why are you late? Nightmare: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Zhongli: Overslept? Nightmare: Overslept.

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Venti: Where are my fucking keys? Terry: Venti, Razor is around, can you say it a little nicer? Venti: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

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PAST! [about 1000 years before the timeline we are at in the rest of the quotes, basically when Zhongli was trying to get Nightmare to marry him]

Terry, about Nightmare and Zhongli: My god, would you two just get a room already? Nightmare: Excuse me, Terry? Terry: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding? Zhongli : … Venti: I ship it! Xiao, who hasn't mentally prepared for both his Parental figures to actually be married: CAN YOU NOT?

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Nightmare: You disgust me. Terry: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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[siblings lol-, oh btw Nightmare is based of me, Terry is based of my younger brother, Ash is based off my mom, & Devil is based off my dad]

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Devil : I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Aether: *eating a cinnamon roll* Xiao: Cannibalism. Aether: *confused chewing noises*

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Ash, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? Devil : … Devil : What’s in the box? Ash: What woul- Devil : Ash, what’s in the box? Ash: I think you know.

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Zhongli: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it. Zhongli: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

[boy you are a god- still added this tho bc it was fucking hilarious]

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Devil: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers. Ash: Devil, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

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[About when Zhongli was 100, Nightmare was 1100, & Ash was 2100]

Nightmare: I don’t remember that. Ash: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door? Nightmare: …No. Ash: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles? Nightmare: Not especially, no. Ash: It was in between those two things.

Worried Baby Zhongli noises: ???

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Aether: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! Aether: First who would you kill? *Ash points at Venti* *Zhongli points at Venti* *Devil points at Venti* Venti: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

Terry: ?????

Nightmare, laughing her ass off: HOLY ARCHONS-

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Ash: Are you laughing at that video of Nightmare and Aether fighting? Venti: No. Venti: I'm laughing at the comments.

[Nightmare whooped Aethers ass btw, ain't no way he was gonna beat a psychotic 7000+ dragon lol-]

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*Having a argument*

Venti : Go fuck yourself. Terry: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

Nightmare: if you're gonna do that you both better go back to your house, there is no way I'm letting u two fuck each other in my kitchen.

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[None of them canonly smoke in my au btw]

Nightmare, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette. Ash: But Nightmare, we don't smoke. Nightmare: Cut the crap, Ash. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke. Nightmare: *points at Zhongli* One!* points at Xiao* Two! *points at Devil* Three! *points at Venti* Four! *points at Ash* Five! Nightmare: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers! Zhongli: *puts a cigarette in Nightmare's hand* Nightmare: Thank you Love. …Light? The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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Aether: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed. Xiao: But you do know better.

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Xiao: Aether, why are you crying? Aether: This book is so sad!! Xiao, picking it up: But this is my diary-

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Venti: Good news! I didn’t screw up! Terry: … Venti: I screwed up less badly than usual! Terry: … Venti: Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual.

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Ash: :) Nightmare: >:( Ash: Turn that frown upside down! Nightmare: ):< Ash: Not sure what I was expecting…

[this is way too accurate to me and my mom irl lol-]

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Ash : Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat. Venti: I don’t usually eat with losers. Ash : Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

[My mom hates Venti, But my Brother loves him lol-]

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Zhongli : This can’t get any worse. Can it? Nightmare: Sure it can- just give me a minute.

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Zhongli: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way. Terry: I almost died. Zhongli: That… was my favorite memory.

Nightmare, laughing her ass off: Agreed-

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Terry: Heyyy Venti, how’s your… drink?? Venti: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee. Terry: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker* Venti: *Looks to coffee maker* *Cement sitting beside the coffee maker* Venti:…I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nightmare, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. Nightmare: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

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Terry: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought! Nightmare: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

[Me & My brother irl:]

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Venti: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

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Venti: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?" Xiao: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name. Aether: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

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Venti: Look at the buns on that guy! Nightmare: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns* Fuck you. Terry: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny! Venti: I'm not going back to jail!

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Zhongli: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Nightmare: *was the one who bought him it* ^^

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*Terry is laying on the floor with their eyes closed* Nightmare: Hey, are they sleeping or dead? Zhongli: Hopefully dead, I hated them. Nightmare: Yeah, me too. Terry , sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

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Venti: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Terry : Making four accounts. Venti, tearing up: Really…?

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Zhongli: You wanna fight?! You got one! Venti : Okay! *raises fists* *Terry runs in, scoops Venti up in their arms, and runs away carrying them* Zhongli: Zhongli: What?

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Xiao: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Terry: Did Aether say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Xiao: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor* Ash: Aw man. *Throws it away* Terry: Five second rule! Devil : Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? Eats it off the floor Nightmare: *Sobs on the floor*

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Ash: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon. Terry: Cool. Ash: Do you know who Joe is? Terry: JOE MAMA! Nightmare, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.

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Devil: Can I have some water? Terry: *starts chugging their water bottle* Terry: *chokes from drinking too fast* Terry: *spills water all over themself* Terry, coughing: I don't have any water.

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Venti : As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Terry: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Nightmare has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them. Zhongli: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at? Terry: I knew you’d understand.

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Zhongli: What's gone wrong, Aether? Aether: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. Zhongli: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? Aether: Well… There’s a crisis.

[lol Father-In-Law & Son-In-Law having a normal conversation]

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Devil : Hey Zhongli, Nightmare just broke my seashell lamp. Zhongli: Neat. I’m gonna die alone. Devil : Okay, you win.

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Terry: Hey, do you know the password to Nightmare’s computer? Zhongli: Fuck you, Terry. Terry: Hey!! Zhongli: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouTerry". Terry: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

[Not her password btw lol-]

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Aether: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! Venti: KILL IT! SMASH IT! Terry : BURN IT! Nightmare: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN! Ash: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

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Drunk! Aether: Babe, you're so funny! Nightmare: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you. Drunk! Aether: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

Nightmare: Aether where is your Boyfriend even?

Drunk! Aether: idk-

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Nightmare: Alright, listen up you little shits. Nightmare: Not you Aether. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Zhongli: Don’t be sad! Nightmare: Why not? Zhongli: Zhongli: I don’t have a good answer.

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Xiao: Play to your strengths. Terry: I haven’t got any!

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Terry: So what are your political beliefs? Venti, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Devil : I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born. Ash: Aw… that's not true. Ash: It'd be exactly the same. Ash: You're not important.

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Xiao: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Xiao: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Xiao: I know where you live. Devil : Where? Xiao: In a house.

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Zhongli: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Nightmare, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk. Nightmare: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

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The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword Devil : Rude. Aether: That's fair. Zhongli: Not again. Nightmare: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away* Xiao: So how do you know the host? Venti: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk. Terry: That BITCH! Aether: I pulled them over for money laundering. Devil : I'm chaperoning their dinner party. Zhongli: They stole a baconator! Terry: That BITCH! Xiao: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!

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Venti: So what’s for dinner? Terry: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Venti: … Venti: Is it soup? Terry: I soup-pose it could be! winks Venti: Please, enough with the soup puns! Terry: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. Venti: STOP! *one hour later* Venti: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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Zhongli, about a fight between Nightmare and Terry: It scares me how many knives were involved. Venti: There… weren’t any knives involved though? Zhongli: That’s what scares me.

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*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.* Zhongli: Get two more chairs! Devil: They can get their own chairs. Terry: Make them fight for it. Nightmare: You only need one chair to beat them all with. Xiao : I would never be near children. Venti: Kill two.

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Devil: Hey. Ash : Hey? Devil: I can't sleep. :/ Ash : I can. Goodnight.

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Zhongli: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Nightmare: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Zhongli: I love hearing Nightmare shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

[She only yells at you when you do something stupid Zhongli-]

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Devil: What is this!? Aether : That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend. Devil: Ow! Make it stop! Aether : Surrender to your kindness, Devil. It’s nice to be nice. Devil: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!

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Xiao: I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.

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Venti, who was dared to flirt with Nightmare: Is this mistletoe? Nightmare: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Venti: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Nightmare: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

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*Venti & Terry, in a room with Nightmare, Ash, and Zhongli*

Venti: It’s. . . calm in here. . .?

Nightmare: . . .

Ash: . . .

Zhongli: . . .

Terry: It scares me…

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Venti: Would you slap Terry- Nightmare: Yes. Venti: I didn't even finish! Nightmare: Sorry, continue. Venti: Would you slap Terry for 10 dollars? Nightmare: I would do it for free. Terry: Rude…

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Ash: You're violent. Aether: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

Xiao: Can comfirm.

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Nightmare, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Aether: Hey. Venti: Hi. Ash: Hello. Devil : Hey! Nightmare: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Zhongli: They were out of Doritos, 爱. [爱 means Love]

Nightmare: At Least Terry isn't here. . .

[He actually wasn't there lol-]

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Venti : They made Terry cry! Nightmare: Terry always cries! Terry: That's not true! *cries*

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Ash: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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Zhongli: Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed.

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Venti: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group. Devil : Well, you always have a smile on your face. Venti: Thank you. Devil : Devil : What drugs do you take?

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Zhongli: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Venti: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Zhongli: … Zhongli: You mean ring bearER, right? Venti: … Zhongli: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to MY & NIGHTMARE's wedding.Whispering: I just got her to agree to marry me too-

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*after discussing a plan* Nightmare: Does anyone have any questions? Xiao: Is this legal? Nightmare: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Nightmare: What do you want for breakfast? Venti: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN. Terry: Terry: They want eggs.

Nightmare: why are u two even at my house again?

Terry: We were hungry and in the area-

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Xiao: Relationships should be 50/50. Aether cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[Xiao can't cook in my au, tho he and Aether do still live with Nightmare & Zhongli-]

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Ash: Venti, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong? Venti: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before? Ash: I’m never asking you anything ever again.

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Zhongli: Blue M&Ms are the best. Terry: WHAT IS THIS SLANDER? Zhongli: What about it? They are. Terry: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY MINECRAFT SERVER! Terry: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST! Zhongli: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HOE! Venti: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything. Devil: I like the yellow ones. Also why'd you call my wife a Hoe? Zhongli and Terry: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

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Terry: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." Xiao: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

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that's all for today, I think I went a little overboard so sorry about that! Hope you enjoyed it tho!

Gonna reblog this masterpiece this person made of my OC and Zhongli 🥹🫶🏻 Ming Yue my oc holds a special place in my heart for being the first GI OC I made in 2020

"It's fine, Dear."

Fem!OC x Zhongli (REQUEST)

sys. ; Zhongli takes care of ming yue. But due to her timidness and nervoussness, she keeps avoiding his gaze for a short distraction. zhongli coudnt help but wonder how does he start their first time— If shes so shy to his touch.

Warnings!; Nothing in general! All consensual and quite vanillaish~ oneshot! NSFW WARNING !!

MINORS UNDER 14 DNI. MINORS UNDER 16 DO NOT REQUEST.

Tags; kissing, Body worshipping, gentleman!zhongli YAHHH, sub! Fem OC x Zhongli, Aftercare, vaginal penetration , First time! (OC) , use of the word "mister" , Pure Love, fluffy (slightish smut)

Setting; Sunset, Liyue

Authors Note: Requests are open, although i might not do every single one of them— (hiatus, personal life) etc I do try a few :-) bottom, top etc readers are always welcome !! Check pinned if interested :D

This also turned out to be more fluffier that i expected 💀 and angsty for some reason

Thank you to uno-mariposa (@uno-mariposa) for requesting~ and i sure do hope ming yue enjoys her time with zhongli on a nice afternoon ^^

It was quite amusing. Seeing her blissed out expression—, eyes glossed with salty tears. zhongli hummed as he took one of her legs to kiss and pepper with care. his other hand holding onto her other leg as she sprawled, layed embarassed on the soft mattress.

It has been over 10 minutes since zhongli started doing foreplay, and ming yue is slowly but timidly getting used to zhonglis gentle touch. She huffed, holding onto her ripped clothes as a object close to a mask. She tried covering her face, and hopes it isnt as red as she feels it would be.

Zhongli smiled softly, softly kissing down her calves to her smooth thighs. While his fingers also find comfort around the soft plush of her legs.

He bites, sweetly tender. his hands move to caress her pelvis, dangerously close to her aching folds. She gasps, feeling his teeth dig to her skin, she felt his long fingers brush agaisnt her sensitive sides. So caring, yet teasing like.

He hummed, a hum as a response for her trembling skin. His mortal desires have already been subsided a long time ago, as if it doesnt exist already. But he wasnt the archon of liyue now, he was zhongli. A wise-mortal. And he wishes to finally find a person he wants to be with that will never leave him, not as a follower of a archon. But as a lover. And luckily, ming yue had the same thoughts about him.

He kissed her abdomen, twitching on the slightest movement. As he fixed his position, his lips leave a trail of kisses on her body. Ming yue arched her back, groaning softly.

As he moved, he finally reached her neck. Full of pinkish hickeys he made awhile back. When ming yue finally was ready to do... something with him. It took her some courage, for it was her first time.

He kissed her lips for reassurance. Moving the careless piece of cloth away. —he reassured her. That he knows what hes doing, and the half adeptus shoudnt worry.

As he unbuckled his belt, ming yue had no idea of whats going on, but she clearly knows that zhongli is finally gonna take off his pants. She was busy on the movement on her lips, on how he tried to not be rough on her. Her face went extremely red. Holding onto his shoulders for support.

She felt her slick drip down her thighs, quivering for something she doesnt know. She needs something, yet she coudnt figure it out.

He panted. Letting go of her lips as he finally and readily placed his dick on her entrance.

"Ungh,.. zhongli.." she groaned. Her hands enveloping zhonglis broad back. Zhongli smiled. He kissed her once more, trying to distract her from the pain. Even if he did so much foreplay the past minutes, so it woudnt hurt when he entered.

He groaned, feeling her walls clamp down on his lenght. She kissed him deeper, closing her eyes tighter as he started moving. Slowly, but surely.

Skin slapping skin echoed throughout the room, soft pants of eachothers breath was the only thing they could hear. Ming yues jolly personality melted to a panting mess. But zhongli doesnt mind, no matter what side he sees of ming yue, he still loves her.

It made his heart ache at some starry nights. On what if he lost her? Again? Like the past? He wanted to avoid her so much. To bottle his feelings. Hes good at that, hes always been. Since every single person he wanted to love disapeared.

As if it was some kind of curse.

She showed him to love now, and leave the future up to their "future selves" with a wide smile when zhongli asked for advice to his closest friend. She showed him that the present matters more than any past hes experienced, of any future they have to experience together. She showed him, that being stuck in the past wont change anything for the better.

She showed, and with that—with a smile. A bright smile

Zhongli panted, feeling himself grow close. He gripped her thighs quite tightly. As she held onto the white blankets for dear archons.

At the last moment, he pulled out, white streaks covering her abdomen. She whined, quietly going into her own orgasam as drool pooled the crevices of the pillow.

She trembled.

For awhile, they stayed like that. The bright sun-rays going through the close yet thin curtains. The ocean of liyue can be heard as it crashes on itself. The sun setting enveloped ming yues glistening sweat. Her soft lips yearning for air.

She panted, Her eyes turned into crescents as she tried to cover her face. Slightly embarassed.

"—Mister zhongli..." she finally spoke, "why stare at me like that?" Her ears got redder. For the first time, zhongli looked at her with such eyes, it cant be put into words. His golden eyes sparked with such glimmer.

He softly kissed her lips. His eyebrows softened. "Did i go too rough?" He spoke, with a calm voice. "No, not at a-all!" She coughed. "You went... very, nicely. Actually." She averted her gaze, puckering her lips jokingly as she stared into nothingness.

"Lets get you cleaned up." He smiled. Fixing her hair that sticked onto her skin, she agreed to do so. Yelping as she felt her legs get off the matress .

"Mister zhongli!" She squeaked, zhongli carried ming yue bridal style, and straight to the shower. "...ungh" she scoffed with a smile.

Zhongli just hopes, his time with her woudnt be cut so short

Once more.