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The guys run up on the Surf Nazis after they mess with Y/N

Greg: What the...

Marko: Go ahead! Finish your statement so I can bust your head to the white meat!

Paul: Yeah, that's right, he's gonna bust it to the white meat, and I'm gonna bust it to your damn cranium!

Dwayne: Say what you was about to say!

David: Let them words fall up out of your lips, little b*tch boy!

Michael: Haven't you ever done something nice for someone?

David: Well once I gave a guy directions...

Michael: see there you go, that was nice of you.

David: I told him to go to hell.

Dwayne: What are you doing in my room?

Y/N: Well I heard moans and screams coming from your bedroom so I figured...I should be part of it

Alan: If I call the police, they're gonna be here in ten minutes.

Marko: OK. Then that leaves me nine to beat the hell out of you.

Alan: You think? I know tae kwon do.

Marko: And I know whoop your ass!

*Laddie gets off one of the bigger roller coasters on the boardwalk*

Laddie: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey Dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Dwayne: You so totally rock, Squirt! So give me five (he high fives Dwayne) noggin (he gently headbutts Dwayne)

BOTH: Dude

Michael: Seriously, Marko where do you keep all that cash?

Marko: Someplace you'll never get near.

Michael: Oh, your mattress.

Marko: No. (Points to Y/N) Theirs

Max: Don't you have something to dust?

David: How about the left side of your bed?

*David is talking to Dwayne about Y/N*

David: Dwayne I don't know what the woman wants anymore! What am I supposed to do?

Dwayne : May I speak freely David?

David : Yes, of course old boy.

Dwayne :  I am so bloody sick of hearing this year after year! 'Dwayne, what am I to do?', 'I told her I loved her!' 'I took it back!', 'I'm afraid of commitment', 'I'm worried about Laddie' (grabs David by his jacket) For God's sake, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING! YOU PASSED ON MICHAEL DO YOU WANT TO REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO?

*Y/N beating the absolute snot out of a Surf Nazi because he insulted Paul*

Paul: I love that woman~ (makes a heart shape with his hands)

David: Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she? *smirks*

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Paul: Why should I apologize?

Marko: I'll tell you why. Because you're nothing but a backstabbing Judas with sensible shoes!

Paul: Oh, yeah, well you know what you are? You're a two-lira tramp with cheap bridgework!

Marko:  May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off!

Paul: May your legs have grown old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch! You should be so lucky.

Marko: May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's!

Paul: May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!

Marko: (Gasps)That's it! Come back here and say that to my face!

Sam:  I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath and you are going to get clean right now!

Nanook: Bark

Sam: I am so the boss of you!

Nanook: Bark

Sam: It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules.

Nanook: Bark

Sam: Don't use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister! [Nanook stops right next to some mud] Do not go near that mud puddle! Nanook Emerson, do you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get away from that mud puddle! One, two,  two and a half...  don't make me say three! 

Michael: (walks out to see Sam in the tree yelling at Nanook) What in the hell is going on here??

David: Listen! We're heading down to the boardwalk tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want these bikes to look good and scary!

Paul: You mean you want them to look good... and scary. Well, I think we can probably...

Dwayne: No, no, I think he means he wants them to look so good that it's scary.

Paul: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that they don't look good!

Marko: I don't get it.

Paul: Look, it's easy, it simply means that...

David: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.

Dwayne: So, you don't want it to look good?

David: Get moving!

Paul Marko and Dwayne: [singing] A sailor's life is a wonderful life / A wonderful life for sure!

Star: Step aside. You people act like you've committed a murder.

Paul: Okay! I confess! [points to Marko]  Marko killed him!

Marko: What?! You can't pin this whole rap on me!

Paul: He was insane, out of control! He would've killed me too if you hadn't come along!

Marko: It was all Paul's idea!

Paul: Put him down now, he's a mad dog!

Marko: He wears curlers to bed!

Paul: Wait! It's not what you think!

Star: For the love of God you guys all I wanted was some ice from the freezer!

*Y/n and Michael arguing on the boardwalk. Y/n makes a joke about Michael*

Michael: Oh, so Sweetalicious got jokes.Now, look a here, Broadway, don't make me bring da noise.

Y/n: You might as well. You already brought da funk *sticks hand in his face*

David and the boys: *wheezing*